Thursday, December 14, 2006

Inspired By Real Events

'ROCK FIGHT'
Guinea Pig Pictures is casting Rock Fight, a DV feature film about an action-exploitation movie star, Nikki Stanton, who goes to Mexico to work undercover for the U.S. military (The US military simply loves working with movie stars. They're so tough, reliable and level-headed.) to help apprehend the famous lesbian terrorist, Lulu, who ruined Nikki’s career (Ruining action/exploitation film stars careers - that's how evil she is!). Toby XXXXX, dir.-prod. Shooting begins in late spring in Real de Catorce, Mexico. Seeking—Rosa: 20, very pretty, a young, wild hippie chick, partial nudity and lesbian sexual scenes required; Howard: 40s, U.S. military special forces; Females: 21+, to play Lulu’s lesbian militia (Is there a reverse 'Don't Ask-Don't Tell' policy in lesbian militias?). Auditions will be held by appt. only Dec. 16 at Center Stage NY in Chelsea, NYC. Send pix & résumés to Guinea Pig Pictures, XXXXX St., 5th fl., Brooklyn, NY 11211; or email to XXXXX.com. No drop-offs or phone calls. For more info, visit www.gpigp.com. Stipend, plus videocopy, credit, meals, transportation, and housing provided.

Just FYI - I'd be leery of any production company called 'Guinea Pig' Productions. That doesn't exactly inspire confidence in a performer.

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