‘THE MERRY TRAVELOGUES,’ CT
Saxon Mills, LLC (prod.) is casting The Merry Travelogues, which is viewed 7,000-10,000 times daily as it moves into its second quarter online, with a growing fan base on online networks around the globe. J. XXXXX, prod.-dir.; Duncan XXXXX, DP; Kimberly XXXXX, line prod. Flexible production dates in CT. Seeking—Female Travel Correspondent: 18-29, silly, sensual, self-confident, able to read a tele-prompter, who can portray naivety with a hint of savvy, should be comfortable with body work in a fun studio environment, producer states: “above all the show is looking for someone who wants to have a blast with some fun scripts.” Note: some in-studio nonsexual partial nudity required, will be masked in the finished product (see sample clips below). Auditions will be held by appt. only. Email pix (headshot and full body shot) & résumés to XXXXX.com. For video samples, visit www.youtube.com/merrymarytravelogues. For more info, visit XXXXX.com. No pay, but copy, credit, and travel provided.
Ok, so you're naked in the studio but not on screen. I might buy that. But if you get to see my ta-tas as we ta-tape, then why not kick a few bucks my way?
By the way, Back Stage has an article this week, The Naked Truth: Rules for Onstage Nudity, which tells you how the professionals should be handling nudity. And really, why settle for anything less? Your goodies deserve the best treatment they can get - am I right? (And I am.)
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Friday, October 26, 2007
Thursday, October 18, 2007
Dudes vs. Chicks: Inequality In The Nakedness Business
Tsk, tsk. It's 2007, kiddies, and men are still making more bread than their fairer counterparts - across the board! Here's a side-by-side (or a top-to-bottom, if you will) comparison:
‘STREET LURE’
Deep Freeze (prod.) is casting Street Lure, a DV feature film. Carl XXXXX, dir. Shooting weekends Jan.-March, 2008.Seeking—Justin: 19-22, Hispanic, LEAD; Anthony: 26-29, Italian, LEAD; Vito: late 40s-early 50s, drug boss; Johnny: mid-20s, Hispanic or Italian; Rob: 30s, loose cannon; Lou and Sal: bodyguards; Vinny and Tommy: 18-23; Sammy: 50s, collision shop owner; Jennifer: 17-20, princess who’s a secret party girl; Rose: mid-20s, Italian, note: partial nudity required; Kim: early 20s, Hispanic or Italian, note: partial nudity required. Auditions will be held by appt. only Oct. 20 & 27. Email pix & résumés to XXXXX.com Indicate your first choice of roles. No pay, but copy, credit, meals, and travel provided. Producer plans to apply for SAG Ultra Low Budget Film Agreement. (No stereotypes to see here, folks! This is completely original!)
Now for the gents:
‘ANOTHER GAY SEQUEL’ (I love it already)
Eve XXXXX Casting (casting) is casting the indie feature film Another Gay Sequel: Gays Gone Wild!, a satirical gay teen sex comedy. Todd XXXXX, dir. (Edge of Seventeen, Gypsy 83, Another Gay Movie). Shooting late Nov. in Fort Lauderdale, FL.Seeking—All-American College Kid: male, 19-21, hot, sexy, inquisitive gay “everyboy,” perpetually horny but still hasn’t learned the ropes; Sexy Nerd: male, 19-21, attractive, gay bookworm, doesn’t realize how hot he is under those glasses and sweaters; Frat-boy Pledge: male, 18, gay, hot as hell, dumb as a box of rocks (Aren't they always?), enjoys being hazed; Evil Gay Frat-boy: male, 21-23, drop-dead gorgeous, ripped, evil frat-boy villain, maniacal, sadistic alpha-queen; Asian Frat-boy: male, 21-23, sexy, nosey, gay busybody, scheming and sinister. Note: All-American College Kid, Sexy Nerd, and Frat-boy Pledge involve male-on-male love scenes and partial backside nudity; all ethnicities (unless specified).Auditions will be held by appt. only in NYC. Send pix & résumés to XXXXX, NYC XXXXX; indicate preferred role on outside of envelope. Professional pay, plus travel and lodging provided. Producer plans to apply for SAG Modified Low Budget Film Agreement.
Life is so unfair :(
‘STREET LURE’
Deep Freeze (prod.) is casting Street Lure, a DV feature film. Carl XXXXX, dir. Shooting weekends Jan.-March, 2008.Seeking—Justin: 19-22, Hispanic, LEAD; Anthony: 26-29, Italian, LEAD; Vito: late 40s-early 50s, drug boss; Johnny: mid-20s, Hispanic or Italian; Rob: 30s, loose cannon; Lou and Sal: bodyguards; Vinny and Tommy: 18-23; Sammy: 50s, collision shop owner; Jennifer: 17-20, princess who’s a secret party girl; Rose: mid-20s, Italian, note: partial nudity required; Kim: early 20s, Hispanic or Italian, note: partial nudity required. Auditions will be held by appt. only Oct. 20 & 27. Email pix & résumés to XXXXX.com Indicate your first choice of roles. No pay, but copy, credit, meals, and travel provided. Producer plans to apply for SAG Ultra Low Budget Film Agreement. (No stereotypes to see here, folks! This is completely original!)
Now for the gents:
‘ANOTHER GAY SEQUEL’ (I love it already)
Eve XXXXX Casting (casting) is casting the indie feature film Another Gay Sequel: Gays Gone Wild!, a satirical gay teen sex comedy. Todd XXXXX, dir. (Edge of Seventeen, Gypsy 83, Another Gay Movie). Shooting late Nov. in Fort Lauderdale, FL.Seeking—All-American College Kid: male, 19-21, hot, sexy, inquisitive gay “everyboy,” perpetually horny but still hasn’t learned the ropes; Sexy Nerd: male, 19-21, attractive, gay bookworm, doesn’t realize how hot he is under those glasses and sweaters; Frat-boy Pledge: male, 18, gay, hot as hell, dumb as a box of rocks (Aren't they always?), enjoys being hazed; Evil Gay Frat-boy: male, 21-23, drop-dead gorgeous, ripped, evil frat-boy villain, maniacal, sadistic alpha-queen; Asian Frat-boy: male, 21-23, sexy, nosey, gay busybody, scheming and sinister. Note: All-American College Kid, Sexy Nerd, and Frat-boy Pledge involve male-on-male love scenes and partial backside nudity; all ethnicities (unless specified).Auditions will be held by appt. only in NYC. Send pix & résumés to XXXXX, NYC XXXXX; indicate preferred role on outside of envelope. Professional pay, plus travel and lodging provided. Producer plans to apply for SAG Modified Low Budget Film Agreement.
Life is so unfair :(
Friday, October 05, 2007
It's Cute How They're So Honest And Excited
Casting Lead Female for Indie Thriller
Reply to: XXXXX.org; Date: 2007-10-05, 10:19AM EDT
If being chained up, stripped half naked, and terrorized sounds like fun (OMG! You read my mind!), this is the part for you. But it also requires some acting chops because you're not simply the victim. We are seeking females in the range of 25-35. If you haven't guessed from the first sentence, nudity is required (Naturally!) as is travel (I was supposed to guess travel was involved based on the first sentence?). We will be working under the SAG Ultra-Low-Budget Agreement, so travel will be paid and the day-rate is $100 plus meals and lodging. For consideration, please, forward headshots and resumes via Craigslist. Links to online reels are especially appreciated.
· Location: Outside NYC
· it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
· Compensation: no pay
They do pay, they don't pay... I'm not sure. I'm willing to bet they're good for a few bucks. But to be bound, stripped and terrorized, I'd be happy to pay you, my friend!
Reply to: XXXXX.org; Date: 2007-10-05, 10:19AM EDT
If being chained up, stripped half naked, and terrorized sounds like fun (OMG! You read my mind!), this is the part for you. But it also requires some acting chops because you're not simply the victim. We are seeking females in the range of 25-35. If you haven't guessed from the first sentence, nudity is required (Naturally!) as is travel (I was supposed to guess travel was involved based on the first sentence?). We will be working under the SAG Ultra-Low-Budget Agreement, so travel will be paid and the day-rate is $100 plus meals and lodging. For consideration, please, forward headshots and resumes via Craigslist. Links to online reels are especially appreciated.
· Location: Outside NYC
· it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
· Compensation: no pay
They do pay, they don't pay... I'm not sure. I'm willing to bet they're good for a few bucks. But to be bound, stripped and terrorized, I'd be happy to pay you, my friend!
If You Go Topless In A Strip Club, At Least You'll Get Paid
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