Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Actor Reads Casting Notices... Actor Gets Annoyed.

‘KIDS GO TO THE WOODS...KIDS GET DEAD’ (What, is this written by Sling Blade?)

Darkstar Entertainment is casting Kids Go To The Woods…Kids Get Dead, an original feature-length HDV horror film. Michael XXXXX, prod. Shooting Sept. 6-10, 13-16, 20 & 21.

Seeking—Casey: female, 18-29, buoyant girl-next-door (Hmmm... I wonder what attributes - physical attributes - she has that make her 'buoyant'?), LEAD; Scott: 18-29, Casey’s brother, loveable dork, LEAD; Derrick: 18-29, all-American, athletic; Tom: 18-29, wise-cracking jock, some nudity and simulated sex required; Heather: 18-29, gum-cracking prom queen, some nudity and simulated sex required; Robin: 18-29, wholesome cheerleader, some nudity and simulated lesbian sex (Jackpot!) required; Jill: 18-29, wise-cracking outsider, Robin’s girlfriend, some nudity and simulated lesbian sex; Lloyd: 40-65, creepy shop owner, weathered; Sheriff Jones: 40-50; Deputy Sampson: 30-39, dim-witted younger cop; Mom and Dad: 45-60, 1950s-type parents.

Auditions will be held by appt. only mid-July at PS122 in NYC. To schedule an appt., email pix & résumés, phone number, email address, and links to reels/websites to XXXXX.com. No pay, but copy, credit, meals, travel, and lodging provided.

3 Naked women. Only 1 naked man. *sigh*

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