Thursday, October 09, 2008

More Evidence That Boobs Are Scary:

UNTITLED ESCAPE MOVIE

Long Island Films is casting an untitled horror/slasher feature film about three escaped inmates from an asylum that attack a random house (They attack a harmless publishing company?! Oh... wait...). XXXXX DiBernardino & XXXXX Napolitano, casting. Shooting begins early to mid-Oct.

Seeking—Ben: mid-to-late 20s, muscular meat-head type; Diane: big-breasted blonde (Is there any other kind?), not the brightest (so many cliches!), topless nudity required; Karen: early to mid-20s, tall and slender, sexual nudity required; Michelle: late 20s-early 30s, tall and slender; David: small, rugged, good build. Note: This film will be brutal, gory, violent, and explicit; no full nudity required.

Auditions will be held by appt. only Sept. 27 & 28. Email pix, résumés, and/or other reels/clips to XXXXX.com. No pay, but travel and lodging provided.

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