Tuesday, February 16, 2010

This Scares The Crap Out Of Me

LOS ANGELES, CA - Reality television has taken audiences worldwide by storm, with shows that have contestants battling it out to survive the wild, others that have housewives from New Jersey to Orange Country showcasing their personal lives while others are looking for love in all the wrong places let it be the world of Rock or a Bachelor sifting through the ruins. Let us not forget the reality shows that actually produce a future in the world of music making the American dream come true for some while opening the doors of opportunity for others just to get noticed on national television. (Alright - you make a strong case in favor or reality TV. You also make some very strange and overly-long sentences, but I will keep reading...)

The latest reality series project that is currently casting is called W.E.A.P.O.N., the producers are seeking to cast 14 women between the ages of 21-40 that think that they have what it takes to be part of the elite entertainment team W.E.A.P.O.N.
(And who are W.E.A.P.O.N.? What do they do? And why do I want to be a part of them?) This is Not Your Ordinary Reality Show........ In the Challenge that will change their lives in the world of entertainment forever, 14 women battle it out for the right to be a part of the evolution in entertainment called W.E.A.P.O.N, (Yes, you mentioned that. Please see my previous questions: Who? What? Why?)

In this competition that will rival most Reality TV competitions, 14 women will live in a house which will set the stage for 8-10 weeks of training, competition and experience that they would not receive anywhere. They will receive training from experienced leaders in modeling, acting, martial arts, film making, stunt coordinating, directing, and fitness. They will also compete in all of those areas week in and week out until the final four battle it out in hopes of becoming a part of W.E.A.P.O.N., an elite team that will be unleashed on the world of entertainment that will reach millions.
(OMG. Who the hell are W.E.A.P.O.N. already??? What do they DO, for crying out loud!)

This is definitely not your ordinary reality show, it’s not about housewives, people from the shores of New Jersey, buying real estate, finding that special love or becoming America’s next big music or talent sensation.


All houseguest on this series will gain something from this experience that will not only be with them for the rest of their lives but will enhance their journey in the world of entertainment.
If you think that you have that X-Factor to bring to W.E.A.P.O.N. then this may be your opportunity to become a part of what will be one of the most elite teams in entertainment. The application and audition process is made simple, we are taking remote video submissions from potential houseguest (the word "houseguest" is not like the words "fish" or "moose". You do need to add an "s" to make it plural. Please and thank you.), all submissions must be in WMV format.

To apply go to XXXXX...
Some of the members of the W.E.A.P.O.N. crew include host the UCW Radio Show and former professional wrestler Louis XXXXX, celebrated author and South Florida socialite Christopher XXXXX [etc.]... and more will be announced soon. (I thought W.E.A.P.O.N. was all female? Clearly I am missing something.)

For Media Inquiries Only
XXX-XXX-6881
For Casting Only
XXXXX.com

I am deeply hesitant about a reality TV show with a vague premise and a title connoting violence. The "soft script" of the pilot episode in my head involves a scantily-clad fight to the death using various household objects, make-up & hair accouterments as lethal weapons.
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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Tania Holowach is easy on the eyes and a top notch fitness lady. The premise seems to be a work in progress. I hope they get it down. It would suck for the talent to be another (more buff) MTV gone awry reality bunch.

Gabby said...

I don't see that name attached to this project. Perhaps you know something we don't... How mysterious.

Cheers,
Gabbs