Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Everybody Must Get Toned.

AWESOME SAUCE
Monday, Jun. 14, 2010, 2:56 PM Pacific
Non-Union Short Film
NO PAY

Producer: Matt XXXXX
Director: Rebecca XXXXX (XXXXX.com)
Casting Director: Rebecca XXXXX
Interview Dates: Wednesday, June 30, 2010Shoot/Start Date: July 8-11
Location: New York

SUBMIT ELECTRONICALLY BY JUNE 29, 2010. AUDITIONS WILL BE HELD ON JUNE 30, 2010. NOTE: IF POSSIBLE, PLEASE SUBMIT ONLINE DEMO CLIPS ALONG WITH EACH SUBMISSION.

STORY: An overweight/skinny/body-self-conscious Paul is too nervous to take off his shirt in front of his newish girlfriend, Cookie. In order to get Paul's shirt off, Cookie and Paul's roommate Jorge devise a nifty plan that involves a funny stripping game.

SEEKING: [PAUL] 20-40, overweight or skinny. Must have good comedic timing. Loveable. Willing to do complete nudity is a plus, but if unwilling, we will still consider.

[JORGE] 20-40, relaxed and fun. Must have good comedic timing. Willing to do complete nudity is a plus.

[COOKIE] 20-40, sweet and smart. Funny. Beautiful in a fresh way. Comfortable with her body. Willing to do complete nudity is a plus.

[TRACY] 20-40, super hot and flaunts it. Willing to do complete nudity is a plus.

[JEANNIE] 20-40, super hot and smiley. Willing to do complete nudity is a plus.

Ok, so this clever idea might make your shy boyfriend less self-conscious... but now don't you feel a bit weird around your friends?

Not bad, I like an ad that requires everyone to get naked but there are no zombies involved. It's refreshing. But how about ponying up $20 a butt just as a token for your good-humored cast who will be completely and unabashedly au naturale for your short film? Otherwise, it's just indecent.
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