Thursday, July 08, 2010

Thin Mints Is PEOPLE!

'GHOUL SCOUT ZOMBIE MASSACRE'

Anxiety Films is casting Ghoul Scout Zombie Massacre, a horror/comedy B-movie that spoofs late-night Cinemax-style sex comedies and George Romero-style highly political "midnight movie" zombie flicks, while also spoofing the Girl Scouts of America. Eric S. XXXXX, casting dir. Shooting mid-July to early September in NJ, Brooklyn & NYC.

Seeking—Linda Lovelocks: female, 20s, ex-cheerleader, wild, energetic, obnoxious, overbearing, identifies herself as her power is in her good looks and her body, vindictive, conniving, a bitch, brief partial to full nudity required for opening locker room/shower scene, LEAD; Sherri Fulcrumb: female, early 20s, ex-nurse, caught selling drugs, feisty, sarcastic, a lot of fun, very outspoken, wild, crazy, super attractive, brief partial to full nudity required for opening locker room/shower scene and sex/love scene, LEAD; Wendy Powers: female, 20s, when God handed out brains, Wendy came up a little short, an ex-carwash girl who has fallen on hard times after prostituting herself at the carwash for college money, finds herself in reform school in NJ, what's worse blood-thirsty zombies take over her town and she's caught in the midst, ditzy, silly, sexy, gorgeous but trashy, simple girl, maybe a bit hippie or gothy, brief partial or full nudity required for opening locker room/shower scene, supporting role; Mickey Mayhem: male, 20s, band frontman, skinny, good-natured, well-meaning, nerdy D&D player, dresses in very '70s clothing, loving, a leader, brief partial nudity required for love scene, LEAD; Billy Firewire: male, 20s, band member, skinny, outgoing, sex-obsessed in a 14-year-old boy kind of way, nerdy, D&D player, dresses like a vampire, goofy, has a mean streak, brief partial nudity required for love scene, LEAD; Johnny Severed Goats Head: 20s, in a band, weird, cool dress, skinny, supporting role; Chainsaw Mike: 20s, in a band, weird, cool dress, skinny, supporting role. Also seeking—Three Newscasters; Fat Orderly: African-American; Airline Stewart Captain: muscular and clean-cut; Italian Boss; Man at Carwash; Mustached Creepy Man; Rocker Chick; Hipster Boy; McDonald's Spokesperson; Ned Beatty Look-Alike; Record Store Employee; Radio Announcer; Grover: African-American, store owner. Note: For roles that require nudity, think typical slasher/horror movie love scenes and the locker room shower scene in Carrie.

Email pix & résumés to Eric at XXXXX.com. For more info, visit www.anxietyfilms.com. No pay, but copy, credit, meals, and travel provided. Producer plans to apply for SAG Ultra Low Budget Film Agreement.

This sounds delightful, actually. Maybe Gabby will audition. Time to go home and practice running through the woods topless, and tripping over nothing. It'd be worth it to meet "Johnny Severed Goats Head"... he sounds dreeeeaaammmy...
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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You are totally valid in not wanting to do nudity, especially for no pay. However, I'm not sure why you've created your blog centered around re-posting notices that ask for this...if you don't want to do it, then don't submit to(or even read) these notices, and move on. Maybe you'd have more luck with your acting career if you started focusing your energies on what you want, instead of what you don't. Just a thought!