Tuesday, January 08, 2013

I Think I Sprained An Eyeball

Independant film co. is searching for a attractive females for a fun/creative upcoming film - 39


Reply: XXXXX
 
INDEPENDANT FILM COMPANY IS SEARCHING FOR ATTRACTIVE FEMALES FOR AN UPCOMING INDEPENDANT FILM. ALL ACTORS WILL BE COMPENSATED WITH PAY. DESCRIPTION OF CHARACTERS IS AS FOLLOWS:

SANDRA: TALL, FULL FIGURED, BIG BREASTED WHO LIKES TO THROW HER ASSETS AROUND. (Hilarious!) ALL HAIR COLORS ARE FINE BUT PREFERABLY A BLONDE.
MELONY: PETITE BRUNETTE IN GOOD SHAPE. MUST SHOW THAT SHE IS INTO FITNESS. REAL BODY WITH A FIRECRACKER PERSONALITY.
PRISCILLA: LATIN WOMAN WITH ALOT OF CURVES. AVERAGE HEIGHT. MUST BE BIG BREASTED WITH A FULL FIGURE . VERY LAID BACK AND A PUSHOVER AT TIMES (And what 'times' might those be?)
ANNMARIE: MEDIUM HEIGHT. PREFERABLY A RED HAIR. VERY SWEET GIRL WHO LOOKS AVERAGE WITH CLOTHES ON BUT A REAL LOOKER IN A BIKINI. MUSTBE ABLE TO HIDE HER ASSETS WELL.
LISA: VERY INTELLIGENT BRUNETTE WITH AN AMAZING BODY. FEELS HER STREGNTHS IS HER MIND BUT HER BODY SPEAKS DIFFERENTLY.
DES: AFRICAN-AMERICAN WITH A FEISTY PERSONALITY. BIG BREASTED AND THICK BUTT BUT MUST HAVE A FIRM BODY. THE POWERHOUSE OF ALL THE WOMEN.

THIS FILM IS BASED ON DREAM THEORIES SO THERE WILL BE A ALOT OF IMAGINATION AND SOME IMPROV. (I'm guessing mostly imagination). NO ACTING EXPERIENCE IS NECCESSARY. AUDITIONS WILL BE HELD IN LATE NOVEMBER. THERE WIL BE SIDES HANDED THE DAY OF THE AUDITION. NO MONOLOGUES REQUIRED. ***THIS FILM DOES NOT REQUIRE ANY X RATED SCENES HOWEVER A FEW ROLES MAY REQUIRE SOME TASTEFUL TOPLESS NUDITY***

PLEASE EMAIL A CURRENT FACESHOT AND BODYSHOT(PREFERABLY BIKINI)AND A CONTACT NUMBER TO: XXXXX.COM PLEASE LIST THE CHARACTER YOU FEEL DESCRIBES YOU. 
Poster's age: 39 (? Is this a new thing?)

Or perhaps I should say: I THINK I SPRAINED AN EYEBALL!!!!
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