Nudity Required, No Pay.

Ever wonder how glamorous it would be to ditch your cushy 9-to-5 and follow your dream of becoming a star? Well, wonder no more. Here's a real taste of what the world has to offer the struggling performer. So, go grab a free soda from the office kitchen, sit back in your rolly chair, and laugh at all us poor fools out there without 401Ks or health insurance - who actually (sometimes) consider auditioning for these crazy projects.

Thursday, July 09, 2015

On the Subject of Lady Parts...

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Dear Mr. Feig, I’m know you’ve had more than your share of supporters and critics online regarding “Ghostbusters,” and yesterday I adde...
Tuesday, December 02, 2014

Parting Is Such Sweet Sorrow...

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Dearest Most Darling Readers, You are my sun, my moon, my stars and my cocktail olives. I love you more than anything, but I have let you ...
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Tuesday, October 15, 2013

Everyone Loves A Nymphomaniac

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Event Horizon Red Shift Films Desmond XXXXX , Producer Production Description Marcus is a nymphomaniac (of course he is!) who has sto...
Thursday, September 26, 2013

Sounds Not-Fun

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REALITY TV & DOCUMENTARY NONUNION PAID Share: COMPANY Stuart XXXXX Casting Stuart XXXXX , casting dir. CEO PRODUCTIO...
Sunday, September 01, 2013

Forget Strippers With Hearts Of Gold...

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...these ladies have strong socio-political views: [ BIG BREASTED STRIPPER ] SEARCHING FOR WOMAN WITH D CUP OR BIGGER BREASTS. SHE IS A ...
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Gabby
The Big Apple, United States
I've been a struggling actor for several years. When I first started off, it seemed everywhere I looked someone wanted to get me naked. Or half-naked. Or maybe just in a bikini, on a stripper pole, and making out with another chick. I learned quickly that there are a lot of opportunities out there for me to work hard and get nothing in return except a reel full of crap I wouldn't ever want to show any agency - and especially not my mother. Fed up and frustrated one day I decided to that if you can't beat 'em - laugh at 'em! So, welcome to ‘Nudity Required, No Pay.’ (Thing is, I wouldn't mind doing most of this junk if they'd at least PAY me.)
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