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FATALLY ATTRACTIVE ACTRESS

Seeking fatally attractive actress, 18-24, to playbass in a rock band. No bass experience necessary, but musicality is a plus. Must be willing to have hair blonde or red. Opportunity to break into musicbusiness, show business, and have fun. Future pay. Send pix & resumes to Casting, c/o Garth XXXXX, 346 XXXXX, NYC 10003.

"Wanted: Neurosurgeon. No exp. nec. Must look sexy in white coat. Great opp. to break into medicine. Deferred pay."
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I Think I Need A New Calendar

We need Fit Athletic in shape MALE actors, models,dancers of ethnic decent (Perhaps you mean 'descent'?). We looking masculine sexy guys great bodies between the ages of 18-35. We are two college students looking for models to build our portfolio (Our strictly all-male, mostly-naked, very professional portfolios...). Our goal is the publishing of a calendar for the year 2003. So we need to act soon. NO PAY but copies of all pictures and full credit will be awarded, along with the opportunity to work with us in future (Yay! More no pay!), the previledge to help us choose the picture that will go in the calendar. Website promotion for models, posters and postcards are all the things we are looking into. But right now there are no funds, we are doing this from our part-time income. Amateur Model, actors, dancers anyone with the need of exposure are invited to reply with a face and body picture along with age and availability XXXXX.com (please insert picture into text if you can, i really dont like downloading files due to viruses) or you can add a link to your website. Only attach files if no other way is possible. If Interested please reply ASAP. Thanks Edgar

Half naked men not getting paid??? It's about frickin' time.

What's In It For Me Again?

Casting 4 female models (ALL ethnicity's encouraged to respond) for photo shoot in Hartford, CT. There is NO pay, NO transportation, NO promises.

You must be available to shoot on Friday, June 21st. This is a NO budget promotional project for an up coming hip-hop group. Models must be at least 18 years of age or have parental permission, be between sizes 0-8, and sign a model release. If you can and are willing to fit this criteria please forward a PIC and resume to XXXXX.com no later than June 14th. Anything after that date will automatically be deleted. If we are interested we will contact you by June 17th.

This is a great opportunity for exposure in the music industry and possible future work.

Peace & Love, CJR Entertainment

Oh, right: Peace and Love.
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