SPLIT (Three Roles -- NY Actors Access)
Feature Film
SAG-AFTRA (SAG terms)
Draft: 11/16/12
Executive Producer: Elizabeth XXXXX
Producers: Jen XXXXX, Troy XXXXX
Director / Writer: Deborah XXXXX
Casting Director: Sig XXXXX / Stephen XXXXX
Start Date: July 13
Location: New York City
SUBMIT ELECTRONICALLY
INANNA (Amy XXXXX)
ANJA (Anna XXXXX)
SHELLEY (Antonia XXXXX)
ATHENA (Joan XXXXX)
THE FOLLOWING ROLES PAY SAG MODIFIED LOW BUDGET SCALE + 10% AND MUST BE NY LOCAL HIRE.
STILL SEARCHING FOR:
[ BIG BREASTED STRIPPER ]
SEARCHING FOR WOMAN WITH D CUP OR BIGGER BREASTS. SHE IS A STRIPPER IN A CLUB IN QUEENS. MUST BE COMFORTABLE WITH TOPLESS NUDITY. After her dance, she gives advice about sex to the "skinny girls"...1 speech, 1 scene (29)
[ NANDINI ]
SEARCHING FOR NATIVE AMERICAN WOMAN. MID 20S TO 50S. MUST BE COMFORTABLE WITH NUDITY. She is another member of the theatre company, and she talks to the group about women who are shamed for having their period...2 speeches, at least 1 scene (81)
[ AUDRE ]
SEARCHING FOR AFRICAN AMERICAN BUTCH / STUD LESBIAN ACTRESS. MUST BE COMFORTABLE WITH NUDITY. She is another member of the theater company and she talks to the group about the injustice done to 4 young black lesbians who were convicted of gang assault and received long sentences in New York State prisons for defending themselves against street harassment...1 speech and at least 1 scene.
STORY LINE: INANNA is an aspiring actress who works as a stripper to pay the bills. Infatuated with DEREK, a successful theatrical mask designer (Oh, that old chestnut?), Inanna is delighted when Derek falls in love with her and insists they marry. After leaving her job (Because successful theatrical mask makers are like, so in demand and make tons of money, of course) and accepting the lead role in a theatrical re-telling of the Sumerian legend of Inanna's Descent Into The Underworld (Natch), she realizes that the play is commenting on and affecting her failing marriage, and her marriage is commenting on and affecting her performance...
Oh! The age old Life-Imitates-Art-Imitates-Life scenario! Actress-falls-for-mask-designer-and-her-upcoming-role-separates-them-and-is-also-at-the-same-time-a-commentary-on-work-separating-their-life! I need a tissue just thinking about it! I just... can't... So I won't.
That was easy.
Showing posts with label Interesting Concept.... Show all posts
Showing posts with label Interesting Concept.... Show all posts
Monday, July 08, 2013
Tuesday, June 25, 2013
An American Horror Story
Need writers of screenplays
Feature Horror
Posted: 06/20/13
Location: TREASURE VALLEY- BOISE ID
Deferred Pay: [Willing to share the proceeds with the screenwriter.]
This post will expire: 12/31/13
Submit To This Gig
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Hello- we have written a horror and other-worldy book. It would translate wonderfully into a movie and we are in need of a writer that can write a screenplay to present to producers in Hollywood. We have several producers lined up but need the screenplay to proceed. We would be willing to share the proceeds with the screenwriter. Please email if you are interested.
Oh how kind! You will graciously allow someone to spend their days and nights deeply immersed in your Great American Paranormal Horror Opus, in order to turn it into a sellable screenplay for your own gain, and are still willing to share in the proceeds? Salt of the earth, you are.
This gives me an idea for a horror story: A talented-yet-struggling creative artists puts her/himself through school and upon graduation into the 'real world' is faced with only poorly-paying or non-paying opportunities to spin crap into gold.
Good luck. And may I kindly suggest FinalDraft, your own elbow grease, and simply googling the phrase "How to write a screenplay"?
(Special thanks to an eagle-eyed reader and talented writer, Jessica Rotondi for sharing this ray of sunshine. Cheers!)
Feature Horror
Posted: 06/20/13
Location: TREASURE VALLEY- BOISE ID
Deferred Pay: [Willing to share the proceeds with the screenwriter.]
This post will expire: 12/31/13
Submit To This Gig
Share
Hello- we have written a horror and other-worldy book. It would translate wonderfully into a movie and we are in need of a writer that can write a screenplay to present to producers in Hollywood. We have several producers lined up but need the screenplay to proceed. We would be willing to share the proceeds with the screenwriter. Please email if you are interested.
Oh how kind! You will graciously allow someone to spend their days and nights deeply immersed in your Great American Paranormal Horror Opus, in order to turn it into a sellable screenplay for your own gain, and are still willing to share in the proceeds? Salt of the earth, you are.
This gives me an idea for a horror story: A talented-yet-struggling creative artists puts her/himself through school and upon graduation into the 'real world' is faced with only poorly-paying or non-paying opportunities to spin crap into gold.
Good luck. And may I kindly suggest FinalDraft, your own elbow grease, and simply googling the phrase "How to write a screenplay"?
(Special thanks to an eagle-eyed reader and talented writer, Jessica Rotondi for sharing this ray of sunshine. Cheers!)
Tuesday, May 28, 2013
Seeking Douchy 'Bro-Type' With Duckface
Douchey Bro type needed (Chicago)
Need an actor for a fake Axe body spray type commercial that will be apart of a short film. It's non-paid but will be filmed on a beach, so that's cool right? (Dude!) Only a couple of hours next Sunday around magic hour. (Magic hour? What is that? Is this 'bro code' for... WHAT THE HELL IS MAGIC HOUR??? It's not in the Urban Dictionary.) Meals and reels.
Male
20's
duckface
* Location: Chicago
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: no pay
I think this is my new favorite ad (their photo - not mine). Pucker up!
Need an actor for a fake Axe body spray type commercial that will be apart of a short film. It's non-paid but will be filmed on a beach, so that's cool right? (Dude!) Only a couple of hours next Sunday around magic hour. (Magic hour? What is that? Is this 'bro code' for... WHAT THE HELL IS MAGIC HOUR??? It's not in the Urban Dictionary.) Meals and reels.
Male
20's
duckface
* Location: Chicago
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: no pay
I think this is my new favorite ad (their photo - not mine). Pucker up!
Monday, May 06, 2013
Educating Boys On The Three S's: Sloth, Steaks & Sexism.
WE MADE IT (Fat Boy Swag)
Music Video
SAG-AFTRA (New Media Agreement)
No Pay / Deferred as per agreement
Artist: Shawn XXXXX
Production Co.: Smith Hage Productions
Casting Director: Ashley XXXXX
Interview Dates: 5/1/13
Callback Dates: 5/2/13
Shoot/Start Date: 5/4/13
Location: Brooklyn NY
SUBMIT ELECTRONICALLY
IF POSSIBLE, PLEASE SUBMIT ONLINE DEMO CLIPS ALONG WITH SUBMISSION.
Seeking:
[ CHUBBY KID ]
11-14 – He is the star of this video. Must be able to work confidently while exposing his stomach.
[ 2 RIDICULOUSLY HOT WOMEN ]
These are the other two main characters that serve as the heart and soul of this video. We are looking for two women that are RIDICULOUSLY HOT! (Must be able to work comfortably while exposing...most everything?)
BRIEF SYNOPSIS: A chubby kid sits in an apartment by himself. He’s dressed in super trendy clothing, with a ps3 joystick clenched in his hand. American junk food clutters the coffee table around him. Two RIDICULOUSLY HOT VOLUPTUOUS women scantily dressed walk into the room. One has a pizza box the other has a milk shake. They come to each side of him and feed him the food. The kid has a look of “I’m the MAN” on his face. The kid shoos them off, they return with more junk food as the kid snaps his fingers and calls the shots. After analyzing his body in the mirror, he decides to workout. He runs up stairs for exercise. The more he works out the more confident he feels. There is never any change in his body – he’s proud of his body. After all, he seems to be doing better than most in the lady department… We continue to cut back and forth from the workout session to him hanging out on the couch. We exit this charade with the kid hanging out on a Brooklyn corner, the two girls on both sides of him, shaking their butts and dancing really over the top. He’s chilling like a pimp, bobbing his head. He’s swagged out - This is FAT BOY SWAG!
A). That is not a brief synopsis.
B). How young is this 'kid' that is being flanked by RIDICULOUSLY HOT BABES that he gets to order around?
C). This video would never be considered if the roles were reversed.
Music Video
SAG-AFTRA (New Media Agreement)
No Pay / Deferred as per agreement
Artist: Shawn XXXXX
Production Co.: Smith Hage Productions
Casting Director: Ashley XXXXX
Interview Dates: 5/1/13
Callback Dates: 5/2/13
Shoot/Start Date: 5/4/13
Location: Brooklyn NY
SUBMIT ELECTRONICALLY
IF POSSIBLE, PLEASE SUBMIT ONLINE DEMO CLIPS ALONG WITH SUBMISSION.
Seeking:
[ CHUBBY KID ]
11-14 – He is the star of this video. Must be able to work confidently while exposing his stomach.
[ 2 RIDICULOUSLY HOT WOMEN ]
These are the other two main characters that serve as the heart and soul of this video. We are looking for two women that are RIDICULOUSLY HOT! (Must be able to work comfortably while exposing...most everything?)
BRIEF SYNOPSIS: A chubby kid sits in an apartment by himself. He’s dressed in super trendy clothing, with a ps3 joystick clenched in his hand. American junk food clutters the coffee table around him. Two RIDICULOUSLY HOT VOLUPTUOUS women scantily dressed walk into the room. One has a pizza box the other has a milk shake. They come to each side of him and feed him the food. The kid has a look of “I’m the MAN” on his face. The kid shoos them off, they return with more junk food as the kid snaps his fingers and calls the shots. After analyzing his body in the mirror, he decides to workout. He runs up stairs for exercise. The more he works out the more confident he feels. There is never any change in his body – he’s proud of his body. After all, he seems to be doing better than most in the lady department… We continue to cut back and forth from the workout session to him hanging out on the couch. We exit this charade with the kid hanging out on a Brooklyn corner, the two girls on both sides of him, shaking their butts and dancing really over the top. He’s chilling like a pimp, bobbing his head. He’s swagged out - This is FAT BOY SWAG!
A). That is not a brief synopsis.
B). How young is this 'kid' that is being flanked by RIDICULOUSLY HOT BABES that he gets to order around?
C). This video would never be considered if the roles were reversed.
Monday, April 29, 2013
File This Under: Generally Confusing
Aflac is Hiring! Dance to Success (queens)
Monday, March 04, 2013
No Pay Still Goes A Long Way
WHERE THE BEARS ARE: SEASON 2
Web Series
SAG-AFTRA New Media Contract
Producers: Ben XXXXX, Rick XXXXX and Joe XXXXX
Director: Joe Dietl XXXXX
Casting Director: Craig XXXXX
Interview Dates: Thurs. 1/24 or Fri. 1/25
Callback Dates: TBD
Shoot/Start Date: Sat. 2/2
Pay Rate: Copy and meals provided
Location: Los Angeles
SUBMIT ELECTRONICALLY
IF POSSIBLE, PLEASE SUBMIT ACTOR'S ONLINE DEMO CLIPS ALONG WITH EACH ACTOR SUBMISSION.
There is nudity in this project.
[ MARCUS ]
30’s to 40’s, African American Bear, Hot, Muscles. A beer belly would be great, but not mandatory. Body and facial hair are a plus. He is a Detective. Confident and authoritative. Must be comfortable with performing gay sex scenes (simulated) gay romance scenes, rear nudity, and acting in underwear. [LEAD]
[ IVAN ]
40’s, Big Muscle Bear. Any ethnicity. He’s a Hollywood casting director. Intelligent, sarcastic, and kind of a jerk. He’s also a bit unhinged. Must be comfortable with performing gay sex scenes (simulated) gay romance scenes, rear nudity, and acting in underwear. [LEAD]
[ MO MUSTAFA ]
30’s to 40’s, Middle Eastern, Smarmy, Wry, Bitchy and Cold. He is a ruthless campaign manager for a political candidate. [LEAD]
[ JEREMY ]
40’s, Any ethnicity. EXTREMELY handsome, sweet, loveable and sexy bear. Beautiful smile and eyes. A beer belly would be great, but not mandatory. Facial and body hair are a plus. He is an honorable guy…kind, calm, stable and confident. [LEAD]
[ DANNY KIM ]
30’s to 40’s, Hot Asian bear, running for City Council. A typical politician, ambitious, authoritative and conniving. Facial hair a plus. [LEAD]
[ TURBO ]
20’s to 30’s, Muscle trainer at the gym. All ethnicities. [SUPPORTING]
[ VINNIE ]
20’s to 30’s, Hot Muscled Rugby Player. All ethnicities. [SUPPORTING]
WHERE THE BEARS ARE is a comedy mystery web series that follows three gay, bear roommates sharing a house in Silverlake, who stumble on to a murder mystery. It’s the “Golden Girls” meets “Murder She Wrote” with big gay hairy men.
Season 1 of the web series has had over 3 Million views and has won several awards for best web series. The show has also garnered a great deal of press, including Huffington Post, Out Magazine, and The Advocate.
You can view the series at XXXXX.
Season 2 will be filmed mainly over weekends in February and March. All actors should have facial hair or be willing to grow facial hair. Actors should be comfortable playing gay characters, showing affection with men and be comfortable shirtless.
Sounds like the series is going well. I just hope it goes well enough so they can pay their bears, and not just feed them.
Web Series
SAG-AFTRA New Media Contract
Producers: Ben XXXXX, Rick XXXXX and Joe XXXXX
Director: Joe Dietl XXXXX
Casting Director: Craig XXXXX
Interview Dates: Thurs. 1/24 or Fri. 1/25
Callback Dates: TBD
Shoot/Start Date: Sat. 2/2
Pay Rate: Copy and meals provided
Location: Los Angeles
SUBMIT ELECTRONICALLY
IF POSSIBLE, PLEASE SUBMIT ACTOR'S ONLINE DEMO CLIPS ALONG WITH EACH ACTOR SUBMISSION.
There is nudity in this project.
[ MARCUS ]
30’s to 40’s, African American Bear, Hot, Muscles. A beer belly would be great, but not mandatory. Body and facial hair are a plus. He is a Detective. Confident and authoritative. Must be comfortable with performing gay sex scenes (simulated) gay romance scenes, rear nudity, and acting in underwear. [LEAD]
[ IVAN ]
40’s, Big Muscle Bear. Any ethnicity. He’s a Hollywood casting director. Intelligent, sarcastic, and kind of a jerk. He’s also a bit unhinged. Must be comfortable with performing gay sex scenes (simulated) gay romance scenes, rear nudity, and acting in underwear. [LEAD]
[ MO MUSTAFA ]
30’s to 40’s, Middle Eastern, Smarmy, Wry, Bitchy and Cold. He is a ruthless campaign manager for a political candidate. [LEAD]
[ JEREMY ]
40’s, Any ethnicity. EXTREMELY handsome, sweet, loveable and sexy bear. Beautiful smile and eyes. A beer belly would be great, but not mandatory. Facial and body hair are a plus. He is an honorable guy…kind, calm, stable and confident. [LEAD]
[ DANNY KIM ]
30’s to 40’s, Hot Asian bear, running for City Council. A typical politician, ambitious, authoritative and conniving. Facial hair a plus. [LEAD]
[ TURBO ]
20’s to 30’s, Muscle trainer at the gym. All ethnicities. [SUPPORTING]
[ VINNIE ]
20’s to 30’s, Hot Muscled Rugby Player. All ethnicities. [SUPPORTING]
WHERE THE BEARS ARE is a comedy mystery web series that follows three gay, bear roommates sharing a house in Silverlake, who stumble on to a murder mystery. It’s the “Golden Girls” meets “Murder She Wrote” with big gay hairy men.
Season 1 of the web series has had over 3 Million views and has won several awards for best web series. The show has also garnered a great deal of press, including Huffington Post, Out Magazine, and The Advocate.
You can view the series at XXXXX.
Season 2 will be filmed mainly over weekends in February and March. All actors should have facial hair or be willing to grow facial hair. Actors should be comfortable playing gay characters, showing affection with men and be comfortable shirtless.
Sounds like the series is going well. I just hope it goes well enough so they can pay their bears, and not just feed them.
Tuesday, January 29, 2013
Role Reversal
Teach me how to rap like Pitbull! (Bridgeport)
$100/hr! Teach me how to rap like Pitbull. Only one hour ...any more and I'll want to off myself. (I think the feeling would be mutual.)
I can't rap at all but I don't suck at singing.
* Location: Bridgeport
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: no pay
I can't decide if this was posted by a 13 year-old, or by a mature adult at, like, 4 a.m. after hours spent taking selfies in the mirror.
...
$100/hr! Teach me how to rap like Pitbull. Only one hour ...any more and I'll want to off myself. (I think the feeling would be mutual.)
I can't rap at all but I don't suck at singing.
* Location: Bridgeport
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: no pay
I can't decide if this was posted by a 13 year-old, or by a mature adult at, like, 4 a.m. after hours spent taking selfies in the mirror.
...
Monday, January 21, 2013
Producing/Writing/Developing Required; No Pay.
'Rundown,' E-Magazine
Rundown, a daily lifestyle email magazine, is seeking contributors. Producer states: "Rundown is dedicated to bringing upscale influencers the inside scoop on what they need to know for life outside the office. In our New York edition, we're launching a fun new program, 'Where's the Talent,' which will plug our readers into where New York's cool, hip, and beautiful women will be going out for the coming weekend. If you'd like to be featured to our 200,000+ New York readers and entertainment executives, let us know where you or your friends are headed this weekend, whether it be a restaurant, an event, an art opening, or your favorite watering hole." Mick XXXXX, contact.
Commitment begins ASAP in NYC.
Seeking—Female Contributors: 18-30s, must be local to NYC.
For consideration, email pix, contact info, and a sentence about yourself to XXXXX.com. Casting personnel state: "Your contact info is for our editorial staff only, not the public."
For more info, visit www.XXXXX.com.
No pay, but credit and opportunity for exposure provided.
It was only a matter of time, people. Only a matter of time...
...
Rundown, a daily lifestyle email magazine, is seeking contributors. Producer states: "Rundown is dedicated to bringing upscale influencers the inside scoop on what they need to know for life outside the office. In our New York edition, we're launching a fun new program, 'Where's the Talent,' which will plug our readers into where New York's cool, hip, and beautiful women will be going out for the coming weekend. If you'd like to be featured to our 200,000+ New York readers and entertainment executives, let us know where you or your friends are headed this weekend, whether it be a restaurant, an event, an art opening, or your favorite watering hole." Mick XXXXX, contact.
Commitment begins ASAP in NYC.
Seeking—Female Contributors: 18-30s, must be local to NYC.
For consideration, email pix, contact info, and a sentence about yourself to XXXXX.com. Casting personnel state: "Your contact info is for our editorial staff only, not the public."
For more info, visit www.XXXXX.com.
No pay, but credit and opportunity for exposure provided.
INTERIOR CONFERENCE ROOM, DAY:
BOSS
So Jim, what content do you have for the next issue?
JIM
I dunno. I was thinking of getting other people to come up with that for me.
BOSS
We can't pay other people, Jim.
JIM
Hm... Let's see how many suckers are online...
BOSS
Good thinking! I like wading through piles of submissions from people who are not professionals in our industry. You deserve a promotion!
FADE TO BLACK.
It was only a matter of time, people. Only a matter of time...
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Saturday, August 11, 2012
On The List Of Things I Will NOT Do For My Brother:
HEALING THE STUPID (If only...) (Additional Roles)
Feature Film
SAG ULB Feature
Producer: Amy XXXXX, Ben XXXXX
Director: Adam XXXXX
Casting Director: Amy XXXXX
Shoot/Start Date: May 30
Pay Rate: Min. $50/day
Location: Lexington, KY
SUBMIT ELECTRONICALLY
SUBMISSIONS BY TUESDAY, MAY 22, NOON PT, TEL: (323) XXX-XXXX
IF POSSIBLE, PLEASE SUBMIT ACTOR'S ONLINE DEMO CLIPS ALONG WITH EACH ACTOR SUBMISSION.
There is nudity in this project.
Accepting local non-union talent only.
[ CATHY ]
Late 20s to Early 30s, Gorgeous and sexy. No accents, please. Caucasian, Eurasian, Latina or Ethnically ambiguous. Mia's charismatic roommate and childhood best friend. Cathy is a devout Catholic who practices what she preaches. She is also completely repressed and in the closet. She can be a bit quirky and loves to arm wrestle. She's the perfect complement to Mia.
[ BILL ]
40s, George Clooney type. Caucasian. Carla's boss and owns Life Bio Tech. His vice is cigarettes and his overly active sex life—with his wife. When he has a cancer scare, his wife insists he quit smoking.
[ ASHA ]
Mid-late 20s, Classic beauty, partial nudity. Open ethnicity. Bill's beautiful trophy wife and co-worker at Life Bio Tech. She is totally devoted to Bill. She is straight-laced and proper, except for her outrageous sex life.
[ GRACE ]
Early 30s, Lab technician, Nerdy hot. Open ethnicity. She's a hot lab geek who works for Life Bio Tech. Sweet with a great sense of humor.
[ NICOLE ]
Late 20s, Cheerleader hot. Caucasian. She's every man's fantasy woman. (two scenes)
[ BEN ]
Late 20s to 30s. Open ethnicity. Scott's friend and beer drinking buddy. (one scene)
STORY LINE: When lazy and gluttonous Scott loses his job, he spirals into despair, finding consolation in pizza, beer and the killer donuts from the bakery next door. When his home becomes a temple of apathy and dirty dishes, his beautiful and successful sister Mia hires a sex goddess and life coach from hell to turn his pathetic life around. But is the allure of everything he could ever want in a woman enough to get him off the couch?
Ok, this might be a cute premise... except I can't think about it too clearly without trying to imagine my brother... and now my brain has melted and I just died of extreme grossness overload.
...
Wednesday, August 01, 2012
Art! Coming At You In 3 (Double?) D!
PILLOW FIGHT
Non-Union Short Film
Editorial Short Film Project
NON-UNION
Rate: $150 per day
Usage/Run: Web used and projected at live event in 3D to entertainment industry
Casting Director: XXXXX Casting
Shoot date: 2nd week June
Location: NYC
SUBMIT ELECTRONICALLY
Sexy editorial style American Apparel vibe 3D Pillow fight.
[ PILLOW FIGHT GIRLS ]
Non-Union Short Film
Editorial Short Film Project
NON-UNION
Rate: $150 per day
Usage/Run: Web used and projected at live event in 3D to entertainment industry
Casting Director: XXXXX Casting
Shoot date: 2nd week June
Location: NYC
SUBMIT ELECTRONICALLY
Sexy editorial style American Apparel vibe 3D Pillow fight.
[ PILLOW FIGHT GIRLS ]
Female / Principal / All Ethnicities / 18-32. This is a 3D fashion installation that we are producing for one event the end of June. Photo editors, art buyers etc will be there. Must be comfortable in undergarments having pillow fight. (And at audition) We may ask you to pillow fight with another model. You must be cool with either being in your underwear or some kind of under garment at casting. NOT Playboy Maxim or Stripper style. Think Terry Richardson or any American Apparel ad. No nudity is required. But sexy. The final shot will be a 3D pillow fight, girls will probably be in panties and a tee shirt. Or shorts and bras. Please, if you are not cool with this let us know. LIGHT MAKEUP hair not to styled look NATURAL Look real.
WARDROBE
YES: Boys undies, Super short shorts, Fun stylish panties, Tiny Aime Tee shirts, Fun and sexy, loose tank tops. Rock and roll clothes.
NO: Stripper clothiers, Negligees, Garters, G stings etc.
We repeat: No stripper clothes - just your underwear. Just you, half-naked with your ladybits flouncing in 3D. We want this to be more subtle - like Dov Charney's reputation with American Apparel advertising - and not tacky like FHM or Maxim.
Sunday, July 15, 2012
Makes Total Sense.
model / actress wanted (NYC)
Date: 2012-07-02, 11:37PM EDT
Reply to: XXXXX.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Sensual model/actress wanted for behind-the-scene video production. This is an academic industrial project that does involve Nudity so please be advised.
The project's pay scale is $3000 with a 3-day shooting schedule. Ideal candidate will have a background in glamour, bikini, figure or fitness modeling in conjunction with some acting abilities. (i.e. reading from a script, taking direction and executing precise blocking).
To apply for this project you must be a female age 18 to 36 and in great physical shape. This is a contract project with many installments in the series.
Also include your acting and modeling resume if you have one. Do not leave out any of the requested information. Only serious inquiries will receive a reply.
MUST SEND
Email me with your photos, phone no & facebook or talent link
Date: 2012-07-02, 11:37PM EDT
Reply to: XXXXX.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Sensual model/actress wanted for behind-the-scene video production. This is an academic industrial project that does involve Nudity so please be advised.
The project's pay scale is $3000 with a 3-day shooting schedule. Ideal candidate will have a background in glamour, bikini, figure or fitness modeling in conjunction with some acting abilities. (i.e. reading from a script, taking direction and executing precise blocking).
To apply for this project you must be a female age 18 to 36 and in great physical shape. This is a contract project with many installments in the series.
Also include your acting and modeling resume if you have one. Do not leave out any of the requested information. Only serious inquiries will receive a reply.
MUST SEND
Email me with your photos, phone no & facebook or talent link
*Location: NYC
*it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
*Compensation: TBD
I like how this "sensual model/actress" "in great physical shape" "with some acting ability" is needed for "behind-the-scene" work, which - for some reason - involves Nudity (with a capital N). I have a feeling the "precise blocking" she will be executing will be very "hands-on."
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Wednesday, November 16, 2011
It All Makes Sense Now
'BEINGS WANT TO BE JAGGED'
Joe XXXXX (prod.) is casting Beings Want to Be Jagged, an HDV short film. Synopsis: "An independent filmmaker's coma dream is a parallel world where he's a gangster and meets a woman who tells him that he has amnesia, and that he must remember he is the antichrist and begin his work." The film will stream on IMDb.com. Shoots in 2012 in NY/NJ.
Seeking—Lili: female, comes off reckless but is not at all what she seems, full nudity required for love scene; Janet: female, messed herself up with drugs and got clean, full of stories, the strongest person in this story; G: male, "comin' straight outta Brooklyn, baldhead from the old school, born to rule with more class than Billy Dee"; Maurice: male, heartbroken detective, tears in the morning, smokes pot to escape; Stephanie: female, if the world were the way she experiences it we wouldn't have to lock our doors.
Email pix & résumés to XXXXX.com. Submission deadline is Dec. 18, 2011. For more info, visit XXXXX.com. Deferred pay, plus meals and travel expenses provided. SAG Short Film Agreement.
Dude. Totally.
...
Joe XXXXX (prod.) is casting Beings Want to Be Jagged, an HDV short film. Synopsis: "An independent filmmaker's coma dream is a parallel world where he's a gangster and meets a woman who tells him that he has amnesia, and that he must remember he is the antichrist and begin his work." The film will stream on IMDb.com. Shoots in 2012 in NY/NJ.
Seeking—Lili: female, comes off reckless but is not at all what she seems, full nudity required for love scene; Janet: female, messed herself up with drugs and got clean, full of stories, the strongest person in this story; G: male, "comin' straight outta Brooklyn, baldhead from the old school, born to rule with more class than Billy Dee"; Maurice: male, heartbroken detective, tears in the morning, smokes pot to escape; Stephanie: female, if the world were the way she experiences it we wouldn't have to lock our doors.
Email pix & résumés to XXXXX.com. Submission deadline is Dec. 18, 2011. For more info, visit XXXXX.com. Deferred pay, plus meals and travel expenses provided. SAG Short Film Agreement.
Dude. Totally.
...
Tuesday, November 01, 2011
Bringing New Meaning To The Old Barber's Pole...
Bikini Barbers N.J
Reality TV, No Union Affiliation
Union Status: No Union Affiliation
Rate: Chance to be on a network reality show, free exposure and chance of recurring role, and free haircut or massage, depending on story line..
Submissions Due By N/A
Shoot/Performance Dates Note: The shooting will be done in the shop in N.J There will be partial NUDITY involved with the Hot Girl Customer role.
Submission Due By Note: a.s.a.p
Synopsis: The show is a new hit on network television and will be airing in February, its reality show based on a barber shop in N.j We are casting characters to play customers in the shop for specific story lines as well as daily customers. We are also looking for recurring roles and clients and possible female barbers. The barbers all wear bikinis and are licensed barbers and are supper hot.. Its a fun new way to get a haircut.. ("Can you take a little off the top? Nooo! I mean my HAIR, you silly, sexy exhibitionist!")
Requesting Submissions From Connecticut, Massachusetts, Maine, New Hampshire, Rhode Island, Vermont,New Jersey, New York, Puerto Rico,Delaware, Maryland, Pennsylvania, Virginia, Washington DC, West Virginia,Alabama, Florida, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, North Carolina, South Carolina, Tennessee,Illinois, Indiana, Michigan, Minnesota, Ohio, Wisconsin,Arkansas, Louisiana, New Mexico, Oklahoma, Texas,Iowa, Kansas, Missouri, Nebraska
Project Notes: The shop is in XXXXX, NJ XXXXX and we start shooting the second episode next week,, Do NOT CALL THE SHOP YOU WILL NOT BE CONSIDERED!! Thanks
Audition Note: No auditions casting straight from casting networks... (Best idea ever.)
Role: submit HOT GIRL CUSTOMER / No Union Affiliation / Guest-Star / Female / Asian, Caucasian, Hispanic / 18-35
HOT GIRL COMES IN FOR A JOB INTERVIEW AND SHOWS HER BREASTS FOR A JOB , AND WEARS BIKINI BOTTOM.
Wardrobe: BIKINI
Rate: some pay (God, I hope so. This sounds awful.)
Nudity Situations: OWNER ASKS WOMAN TO SHOW HER BREASTS DURING THE JOB INTERVIEW. (I'd think this would be illegal. Like asking a candidate's age or marital status. So to document this harassment on-camera seems... like a poor choice. But I guess this whole thing is just one bad idea after another....)
I would think that a lady who took the time to get licensed as a stylist probably thought she wouldn't have to get half-naked/on the pole... no?
Well, let's see... what other jobs can women do naked/half-naked? We already have chefs in bikinis, carwash workers in bikinis, comedians in bikinis, and completely naked travel correspondents and TV news hosts. There's a lesson to be learned here, and that is: for some disturbing reason, if you put a professional woman on camera, she damn well better be mostly naked, because that's where her value lies.
Gabby cranky... Gabby very, very cranky... but begrudgingly welcomes the new hall of shame category: "Bikinis are the New Black." So sad.
(Side note: EW, on the history of the barber's pole. Guess back in the day they did a heck of a lot more than a shampoo & a blowout.)
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Reality TV, No Union Affiliation
Union Status: No Union Affiliation
Rate: Chance to be on a network reality show, free exposure and chance of recurring role, and free haircut or massage, depending on story line..
Submissions Due By N/A
Shoot/Performance Dates Note: The shooting will be done in the shop in N.J There will be partial NUDITY involved with the Hot Girl Customer role.
Submission Due By Note: a.s.a.p
Synopsis: The show is a new hit on network television and will be airing in February, its reality show based on a barber shop in N.j We are casting characters to play customers in the shop for specific story lines as well as daily customers. We are also looking for recurring roles and clients and possible female barbers. The barbers all wear bikinis and are licensed barbers and are supper hot.. Its a fun new way to get a haircut.. ("Can you take a little off the top? Nooo! I mean my HAIR, you silly, sexy exhibitionist!")
Requesting Submissions From Connecticut, Massachusetts, Maine, New Hampshire, Rhode Island, Vermont,New Jersey, New York, Puerto Rico,Delaware, Maryland, Pennsylvania, Virginia, Washington DC, West Virginia,Alabama, Florida, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, North Carolina, South Carolina, Tennessee,Illinois, Indiana, Michigan, Minnesota, Ohio, Wisconsin,Arkansas, Louisiana, New Mexico, Oklahoma, Texas,Iowa, Kansas, Missouri, Nebraska
Project Notes: The shop is in XXXXX, NJ XXXXX and we start shooting the second episode next week,, Do NOT CALL THE SHOP YOU WILL NOT BE CONSIDERED!! Thanks
Audition Note: No auditions casting straight from casting networks... (Best idea ever.)
Role: submit HOT GIRL CUSTOMER / No Union Affiliation / Guest-Star / Female / Asian, Caucasian, Hispanic / 18-35
HOT GIRL COMES IN FOR A JOB INTERVIEW AND SHOWS HER BREASTS FOR A JOB , AND WEARS BIKINI BOTTOM.
Wardrobe: BIKINI
Rate: some pay (God, I hope so. This sounds awful.)
Nudity Situations: OWNER ASKS WOMAN TO SHOW HER BREASTS DURING THE JOB INTERVIEW. (I'd think this would be illegal. Like asking a candidate's age or marital status. So to document this harassment on-camera seems... like a poor choice. But I guess this whole thing is just one bad idea after another....)
I would think that a lady who took the time to get licensed as a stylist probably thought she wouldn't have to get half-naked/on the pole... no?
Well, let's see... what other jobs can women do naked/half-naked? We already have chefs in bikinis, carwash workers in bikinis, comedians in bikinis, and completely naked travel correspondents and TV news hosts. There's a lesson to be learned here, and that is: for some disturbing reason, if you put a professional woman on camera, she damn well better be mostly naked, because that's where her value lies.
Gabby cranky... Gabby very, very cranky... but begrudgingly welcomes the new hall of shame category: "Bikinis are the New Black." So sad.
(Side note: EW, on the history of the barber's pole. Guess back in the day they did a heck of a lot more than a shampoo & a blowout.)
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Monday, October 10, 2011
Innovative Or Creepy?
This isn't your average "Lost Dog" poster, or flyer advertising guitar lessons, people - this is a rare opportunity!
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Monday, May 02, 2011
"Hey, Buddy - The News Is Up HERE."
THE NAKED HOST (Re-Release)
Webisodes
NON-UNION
Casting Director: Michael XXXXX
Shoot/Start Date: December 1, 2010
Pay Rate: $1,000.00 per episode
Location: L.A./Las Vegas
SUBMIT ELECTRONICALLY TEL: XXX-XXX-XXXX
*THERE IS NUDITY IN THIS PROJECT.
IF POSSIBLE, PLEASE SUBMIT ACTOR'S ONLINE DEMO CLIPS ALONG WITH EACH ACTOR SUBMISSION.
Major production company now casting for a multi-episode TV/Web series. This show requires that talent deliver information similarly to a news anchor and is *willing to appear on camera nude. Although the show's content and premise is completely different than www.nakednews.com, this site serves as good model for how talent will be integrated into the series. (You have to deliver information in a newsy style - naked - yet it is completely different than Naked News? I can't imagine...)
[ NAKED HOST ]
Looking for personable, funny, quick witted, and attractive women between the ages of 18 - 40. Certainly not for the timid or shy...NUDITY REQUIRED
18-40? Nice.
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Webisodes
NON-UNION
Casting Director: Michael XXXXX
Shoot/Start Date: December 1, 2010
Pay Rate: $1,000.00 per episode
Location: L.A./Las Vegas
SUBMIT ELECTRONICALLY TEL: XXX-XXX-XXXX
*THERE IS NUDITY IN THIS PROJECT.
IF POSSIBLE, PLEASE SUBMIT ACTOR'S ONLINE DEMO CLIPS ALONG WITH EACH ACTOR SUBMISSION.
Major production company now casting for a multi-episode TV/Web series. This show requires that talent deliver information similarly to a news anchor and is *willing to appear on camera nude. Although the show's content and premise is completely different than www.nakednews.com, this site serves as good model for how talent will be integrated into the series. (You have to deliver information in a newsy style - naked - yet it is completely different than Naked News? I can't imagine...)
[ NAKED HOST ]
Looking for personable, funny, quick witted, and attractive women between the ages of 18 - 40. Certainly not for the timid or shy...NUDITY REQUIRED
18-40? Nice.
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Tuesday, January 11, 2011
What? Whaaat?? WHAT???
ACTRESS
Date: 2011-01-10, 10:49PM EST
Reply to: XXXXX.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Major Network TV Senior Casting Director, in charge of casting for new television shows, seeks attractive female actresses or models that are in search of starring or supporting roles upon the successful completion of a "casting couch" interview. You MUST CONFIRM your that you understand the meaning of the "casting couch" interviewing process with me (otherwise no reply). Please send a face and full body photo, and CONTACT PHONE NUMBER with your email marked "NBC TV." All appointments will be scheduled via telephone. I look forward to your submissions.
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: $2000 to $5000 per episode
Well, at least you don't have to do an awkward monologue audition. *Whew*
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Date: 2011-01-10, 10:49PM EST
Reply to: XXXXX.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Major Network TV Senior Casting Director, in charge of casting for new television shows, seeks attractive female actresses or models that are in search of starring or supporting roles upon the successful completion of a "casting couch" interview. You MUST CONFIRM your that you understand the meaning of the "casting couch" interviewing process with me (otherwise no reply). Please send a face and full body photo, and CONTACT PHONE NUMBER with your email marked "NBC TV." All appointments will be scheduled via telephone. I look forward to your submissions.
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: $2000 to $5000 per episode
Well, at least you don't have to do an awkward monologue audition. *Whew*
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Monday, December 20, 2010
Ho, Ho, Hos?
It's that time of year again - when little people are in demand for the seasonal, elfin entertainment of those who aren't little people. There aren't many specifics here, but I really hope they're not adding injury to insult by making this an elf-stripper thing. And I hope the stripper poles aren't red & white striped. But most importantly, I hope the "naughty list" puns are kept to a minimum...
Midget Pole dancers needed for 12/16 (SoHo)
Date: 2010-12-02, 5:58PM EST
Reply to: XXXXX.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Midget poled [sic] dancers needed for an event on December 16th. We are looking for sexy fun little people to pole dance/ go-go dance on an elevated platform. This is for a fun Holiday party to be held on Thursday December 16th. This will be a very fun exciting private invitation only event. We will be casting this saturday at our office in Soho (Houston and Broadway).
The rate is TBD.
Please respond with photos.
Thanks and Best Regards!
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: no pay
Merry Christmas! (And you might want to wash your hands after opening your gifts - just in case.)
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Midget Pole dancers needed for 12/16 (SoHo)
Date: 2010-12-02, 5:58PM EST
Reply to: XXXXX.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Midget poled [sic] dancers needed for an event on December 16th. We are looking for sexy fun little people to pole dance/ go-go dance on an elevated platform. This is for a fun Holiday party to be held on Thursday December 16th. This will be a very fun exciting private invitation only event. We will be casting this saturday at our office in Soho (Houston and Broadway).
The rate is TBD.
Please respond with photos.
Thanks and Best Regards!
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: no pay
Merry Christmas! (And you might want to wash your hands after opening your gifts - just in case.)
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Monday, November 29, 2010
Yay! A Festival!
Way back when, in the olden days before blogs existed, Gabby started collecting annoying casting notices in her email (most were sent via a list serv). Some have already been tweaked and added to NR/NP, some still sit gathering dust in an AOL account (I'm kidding - who uses AOL anymore?). Here's a blast way back to the past... all the way to 2002 (or so). So, let's take a peek at this ad and ask ourselves if the marriage of thong bikinis and miniskirts into a "festival" is as good a marriage as Liza Minnelli's to David Gest:
From: "suntanguy" <XXXXX.net>
Subject: Annual Thong Bikini / Mini Skirt Festival
Our Annual Thong Bikini and Mini Skirt Festival is looking for beautiful, exotic, sexy, long legged, long haired, tall, thin female models and contestants, sizes small and medium only. For consideration and an invitation to participate you need to submit a full body image of you in a mini skirt and a thong bikini via snail mail or email to XXXXX. Fine Art Productions, R. XXXXX Pictures, MultiMedia, InterActive XXXXX, Newburgh, NY 12550-4034
I can't decide which I like better - the fact that this is a "festival", that the company producing it has "Fine Art" in the title, or that the guy who wrote the ad goes by the nickname "suntanguy". (Hey - you don't think it's George Hamilton, do you?)
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From: "suntanguy" <XXXXX.net>
Subject: Annual Thong Bikini / Mini Skirt Festival
Our Annual Thong Bikini and Mini Skirt Festival is looking for beautiful, exotic, sexy, long legged, long haired, tall, thin female models and contestants, sizes small and medium only. For consideration and an invitation to participate you need to submit a full body image of you in a mini skirt and a thong bikini via snail mail or email to XXXXX. Fine Art Productions, R. XXXXX Pictures, MultiMedia, InterActive XXXXX, Newburgh, NY 12550-4034
I can't decide which I like better - the fact that this is a "festival", that the company producing it has "Fine Art" in the title, or that the guy who wrote the ad goes by the nickname "suntanguy". (Hey - you don't think it's George Hamilton, do you?)
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Monday, November 22, 2010
That Is The Question
IS NUDITY REQUIRED?
Live Project NON-UNION
Producer: Turk XXXXX
Writer: Steve XXXXX
Casting Associate: Bobby XXXXX
Casting Director: Turk XXXXX
Interview Dates: TBD Shoot/Start Date: 3/10/2010
Pay Rate: Credit
Location: West Adams district of Los Angeles
SUBMIT ELECTRONICALLY NOTE: ALSO INCLUDE PERFORMANCE VIDEOS OR ACTOR SLATES IF AVAILABLE. DO NOT SEND DEMO TAPES.
[ FRITZ ] - M 30s, husky producer
[ HOWIE ] - M 30s, skinny writer
[ MOFO ] M, poster boy mafia
[ MUFFIN ] F, hot young girlfriend (With a name like Muffin... I just can't.)
[ CORKY ] M, nerdy casting director
[ JUDY & CONNIE ] F, nerdy sisters
[ PRINCESS ] F, hot stcked blonde
[ BARBARA ] F, cold hearted bitch golddigger actress
[ SAMSON ] M, gay actor
[ GENEVIEVE ] F, fake French atrist
[ JAKE ] M, artist's model
[ ROBERTA ] F, punk pierced tatted (Are we to assume you mean tattooed?)
[ CHRISSY ] F, nerd a la Tomlin
[ DON ] M, surfer dude
[ TONY ] M, lug nut
[ PEACHES ] F, porn credits (?)
[ APRIL & MAY ] F, blonde bombshells
[ CRAIG ] M, wannabe
[ BETH ] F, wannabe
Story: Two idiots putting on a T&A play in Hollywood. (Their words - not mine!) This show is 6 scenes of 2-4 actors in audition or rehearsal for the T&A play that Fritz and Howie are putting on. Funny!
Ah, yes... art imitating life. But the question remains... is nudity required for this project??? .??
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Live Project NON-UNION
Producer: Turk XXXXX
Writer: Steve XXXXX
Casting Associate: Bobby XXXXX
Casting Director: Turk XXXXX
Interview Dates: TBD Shoot/Start Date: 3/10/2010
Pay Rate: Credit
Location: West Adams district of Los Angeles
SUBMIT ELECTRONICALLY NOTE: ALSO INCLUDE PERFORMANCE VIDEOS OR ACTOR SLATES IF AVAILABLE. DO NOT SEND DEMO TAPES.
[ FRITZ ] - M 30s, husky producer
[ HOWIE ] - M 30s, skinny writer
[ MOFO ] M, poster boy mafia
[ MUFFIN ] F, hot young girlfriend (With a name like Muffin... I just can't.)
[ CORKY ] M, nerdy casting director
[ JUDY & CONNIE ] F, nerdy sisters
[ PRINCESS ] F, hot stcked blonde
[ BARBARA ] F, cold hearted bitch golddigger actress
[ SAMSON ] M, gay actor
[ GENEVIEVE ] F, fake French atrist
[ JAKE ] M, artist's model
[ ROBERTA ] F, punk pierced tatted (Are we to assume you mean tattooed?)
[ CHRISSY ] F, nerd a la Tomlin
[ DON ] M, surfer dude
[ TONY ] M, lug nut
[ PEACHES ] F, porn credits (?)
[ APRIL & MAY ] F, blonde bombshells
[ CRAIG ] M, wannabe
[ BETH ] F, wannabe
Story: Two idiots putting on a T&A play in Hollywood. (Their words - not mine!) This show is 6 scenes of 2-4 actors in audition or rehearsal for the T&A play that Fritz and Howie are putting on. Funny!
Ah, yes... art imitating life. But the question remains... is nudity required for this project??? .??
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Tuesday, November 02, 2010
Scraping The Bottom Of The Outhouse.
CHARMIN 'ENJOY THE GO' CONTEST
Charmin is seeking submissions for Enjoy the Go, a nationwide contest in an effort to create a movement where the entire nation can enjoy a better bathroom experience. Sponsor states: "We're calling it the Charmin Go Nation. It's made up of people who actually enjoy going to the bathroom because they have Charmin bathroom tissue." The purpose of the contest is to help bring to life the meaning of "Enjoy the go," and spread the word throughout the nation.
Seeking—Video Entry Submissions: up to two minutes in length, creative, answering the following questions including "Why do you deserve to represent your state/district as a member of the Charmin Go Nation?," "What does 'Enjoy the go' mean to you?," and "If chosen, how would you best represent your state/district as the Charmin Go Nation King/Queen?" Note: Contest is open only to legal residents of the 50 United States and D.C., who must be 21+ as of the last day of the month prior to the date of entry.
For more info and to enter, visit XXXXX.com. Complete the online registration form and upload your video and a color headshot photo; video and photo cannot be taken by professional videographers or photographers. See website for official rules and judging criteria. Submission deadline is Nov. 7 at 5 p.m. No entry fee or purchases required. One King or Queen Grand Prize wins $50,000, plus an extended stay in NYC through New Year's Eve; five First Prize Finalists win a three-day/two-night trip for two to NYC the week of Dec. 27 for the finale event at the Charmin Times Square Restrooms, plus $500 spending money; 51 Charmin Go Nation Representatives win $500.
Have you ever been going about your day normally, then suddenly you realize you're seeing/reading something that is so uncontrollably crazy that you feel like you're no longer living in reality, or like someone has slipped you a mickey?
Yeah, me too.
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Charmin is seeking submissions for Enjoy the Go, a nationwide contest in an effort to create a movement where the entire nation can enjoy a better bathroom experience. Sponsor states: "We're calling it the Charmin Go Nation. It's made up of people who actually enjoy going to the bathroom because they have Charmin bathroom tissue." The purpose of the contest is to help bring to life the meaning of "Enjoy the go," and spread the word throughout the nation.
Seeking—Video Entry Submissions: up to two minutes in length, creative, answering the following questions including "Why do you deserve to represent your state/district as a member of the Charmin Go Nation?," "What does 'Enjoy the go' mean to you?," and "If chosen, how would you best represent your state/district as the Charmin Go Nation King/Queen?" Note: Contest is open only to legal residents of the 50 United States and D.C., who must be 21+ as of the last day of the month prior to the date of entry.
For more info and to enter, visit XXXXX.com. Complete the online registration form and upload your video and a color headshot photo; video and photo cannot be taken by professional videographers or photographers. See website for official rules and judging criteria. Submission deadline is Nov. 7 at 5 p.m. No entry fee or purchases required. One King or Queen Grand Prize wins $50,000, plus an extended stay in NYC through New Year's Eve; five First Prize Finalists win a three-day/two-night trip for two to NYC the week of Dec. 27 for the finale event at the Charmin Times Square Restrooms, plus $500 spending money; 51 Charmin Go Nation Representatives win $500.
Have you ever been going about your day normally, then suddenly you realize you're seeing/reading something that is so uncontrollably crazy that you feel like you're no longer living in reality, or like someone has slipped you a mickey?
Yeah, me too.
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