PUSSY VALLEY (Niiiiice. I see where this is going...)
Non-Union Theatre
v/t: LARK PLAY DEVELOPMENT CENTER, NYC (Theatre space TBA)
DEVELOPMENTAL WORKSHOP
NON-UNION
Pay Rate: $500 flat
Playwright: Katori XXXXX
Director: Patricia XXXXX
Casting Director: Travis XXXXX
Audition Dates: May 8, 2011; May 9, 2011
Callback Dates: May 9, 2011
1st Rehearsal: May 23, 2011
Performance (Invited): June 3, 2011 only (Only 1 performance and it's invited only?)
Location: NYC
SUBMIT ELECTRONICALLY TEL: XXX-XXX-XXXX X5070
There is nudity in this project.
NOTE: This is a developmental workshop and not a fully staged production. WE ARE LOOKING FOR POLE DANCERS WHO CAN ACT OR ACTORS WHO HAVE POLE DANCING EXPERIENCE. (Who isn't?)
PLAY SYNOPSIS: Down in the Dirty South a quartet women are working hard for their money at the Pink Pony shake joint. AUTUMN NIGHT, MERCEDES, GET 'EM GIDGET, and MISS MISSISSIPPI all have dreams of taking their cash and flying far away from their gilded cage (their "cage" is "gilded"? At a strip joint?), but the current recession is hitting the Mississippi Delta hard and a group of right wing Christians may run them out of town. What will happen to these women whose only option is to shake it to survive? Despite the town's shrinking pockets and anonymous bomb threats, these women fight to take pole dancing to another level. To them pole dancing isn't just about exotic dancing. Pole dancing is an art form, the art of seduction, the art of war...
ROLES:
[ AUTUMN NIGHT ]
going through a quarter life crisis, an elementary school teacher who wants to explore her sexuality. While a little prudish, she's desperate to prove to herself and others that she has what it takes to own the Pink Pony pole dance world.
[ MERCEDES ]
a PK, Preacher's Kid, on the verge of retiring. A fan of reading National Geographic, her intelligence is only matched by her ferocious attitude and her incredible knowledge of the pole dance game. Though she tries to lock it inside a metal box, her gentle heart, at times, explodes out. (That is a terrible metaphor. Ew.)
[ GET 'EM GIDGET ]
the white girl, a 2nd generation pole dancer, has 'love' and 'pain' tattooed across her knuckles. The top white girl in a black establishment, Gidget has no trouble running with the best of them. Even if she's reigning queen of the Pink Pony, she's still retaining her southern ol' Miss charm.
[ MISS MISSISSIPPI ]
three children and a man that beats her, pole dancing isn't a choice, it's the only choice. (I think you mean option - it's not a choice, it's the only option...) You gotta be tough as nails to do what Miss Mississippi do and she does it well. Desperate to get out of the pole dancing game and on to bigger and better things, she'll do anything.
AUDITION NOTE: AUDITIONS WILL BE HELD AT NYLA'S STUDIO OF HARLEM. PLEASE BE PREPARED TO PRESENT A 2-5 MINUTE MONOLOGUE, A 2-5 MINUTE POLE DANCE ROUTINE, AND READ AN AUDITION SIDE. WHILE THERE IS NUDITY IN THE PROJECT, NO NUDITY WILL BE REQUIRED AT THE AUDITIONS.
A 2-5 minute monologue AND pole dance routine? Yowser.
This could be fun though. Obviously the recession has driven play producers to cleverly mix blatant sexual exploitation with "art." I wish them luck.
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Showing posts with label Weird Requirements. Show all posts
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Monday, May 09, 2011
Tuesday, September 01, 2009
I Hope He Knows How To Use A Camera Better Than He Knows How To Market Himself.
Female bikini models (Downtown)
Date: 2009-08-31, 9:54PM EDT
Reply to: XXXXX.org
Work with photographer
Add to your portfolio
Seeking beautiful women especially with legs (Damn. But will she know how to use them?)
Spanish Caucasian Black Asian
No studio stuff, let's hit the beach
Are you daring enough to get a little sand? (...To get a little sand...? What? And, wait - you said 'Downtown'... is there a beach downtown?)
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: Pub only
Date: 2009-08-31, 9:54PM EDT
Reply to: XXXXX.org
Work with photographer
Add to your portfolio
Seeking beautiful women especially with legs (Damn. But will she know how to use them?)
Spanish Caucasian Black Asian
No studio stuff, let's hit the beach
Are you daring enough to get a little sand? (...To get a little sand...? What? And, wait - you said 'Downtown'... is there a beach downtown?)
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: Pub only
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
The Best Soldiers Have The Biggest "Bazookas"
I, Creator
Feature Film, Non-Union
Union Status Non-Union
Rate 1.) Meals provided by the production. 2.) Screen credit for your work in the production. 3.) A copy of the final cut of the DVD. 4.) An invite to the screening party. (Um, not to get technical - but those aren't "rates".)
Synopsis
This is the fabled Frankenstein story retold with new twists, turns, technology, and characters for the twenty-first century.
GINA / Non-Union / Supporting / Female / Caucasian / 25-35
Gina is Robert’s ex-girlfriend with long black-hair and black-eyes with an olive complexion in her twenties. Gina is of average height of around five feet four inches tall with a slim attractive figure. The role requires strong acting skills. (Sounds it!)
Wardrobe: She wears blue jeans, sneakers, and a blouse
Rate: NO PAY, but screen credit, a copy of the final DVD, and invite to screening party (Really??? You mean after all the hard work I'll do for you - being slim and petite and acting real good - you'll even deign to let me attend the screening of my own work? THANK YOU!)
GAIL STORM (Get it?)/ Non-Union / Lead / Female / Caucasian / 21-30
Gail is a long black-haired and black-eyed extraterrestrial female cyborg with fair skin and in her twenties who looks human and stands well over six feet tall. She is built like a Barbie doll and well-endowed. She was made to be the ideal female super soldier (huge breasts are imperative to being a top-notch soldier! They don't slow you down or get in your way AT ALL) and scientist by her creator, Dr. Pavlov on the planet, Delta Four. Strong acting skills and stage fighting required.
Wardrobe: A black coverall cat suit with matching boots and gloves, an ammunition belt, and a laser rifle. Gail also wears army fatigues and a backpack for hiking, business suit, blouse and blue jeans a blouse, high heels and sneakers for other scenes. (Ice skates and bridesmaid dress sold separately.)
Rate: A copy of the final DVD, screen credit, meals, and invite to screening party (She gets to go to the party, too?! What fun!)
SURVIVALIST / EX-DELTA FORCE INSTRUCTOR / Non-Union / Supporting / Male / All Ethnicities / 25-45
He is an ex-Delta Force instructor standing 5'6'. Robert hires him to train Angela and Gail. The survivalist was convicted of rape, escaped jail and the USA, and admitted back to the USA for rescuing an ambassador’s daughter. He meets his match with Angela and Gail. They are terminator-like indestructible soldiers. Robert sends Angela and then Angela and Gail to him to test Angela’s firmware never to kill a human no matter how evil they are and to protect humans from other machines.
The role requires a STRONG BACKGROUND IN STUNTS, MARTIAL ARTS, stage fighting, and strong acting (sure - but only if you'll invite me to the screening party!). If you have a stunt reel, I'd like to see it. We need to get as close to exact height we are asking for as much as possible for these roles.
Wardrobe: Jungle fatigues, backpack, hunting knife, and a water canteen.
Rate: Deferred payment (D'oh!)
TERRORISTS / Non-Union / Supporting / Male / Middle Eastern / 20-35
Must have dummy pistols and look like terrorists. The roles require strong acting skills and have dialogue. (Again, yes, my goodness - it seems like "acting skills" are of the highest priority...)
Wardrobe: Street clothes.
Rate: A copy of the final DVD, screen credit, meals, an invite to the screening party (The more the merrier! Except for that survivalist guy - who wants him when you can party with terrorists?)
Feature Film, Non-Union
Union Status Non-Union
Rate 1.) Meals provided by the production. 2.) Screen credit for your work in the production. 3.) A copy of the final cut of the DVD. 4.) An invite to the screening party. (Um, not to get technical - but those aren't "rates".)
Synopsis
This is the fabled Frankenstein story retold with new twists, turns, technology, and characters for the twenty-first century.
GINA / Non-Union / Supporting / Female / Caucasian / 25-35
Gina is Robert’s ex-girlfriend with long black-hair and black-eyes with an olive complexion in her twenties. Gina is of average height of around five feet four inches tall with a slim attractive figure. The role requires strong acting skills. (Sounds it!)
Wardrobe: She wears blue jeans, sneakers, and a blouse
Rate: NO PAY, but screen credit, a copy of the final DVD, and invite to screening party (Really??? You mean after all the hard work I'll do for you - being slim and petite and acting real good - you'll even deign to let me attend the screening of my own work? THANK YOU!)
GAIL STORM (Get it?)/ Non-Union / Lead / Female / Caucasian / 21-30
Gail is a long black-haired and black-eyed extraterrestrial female cyborg with fair skin and in her twenties who looks human and stands well over six feet tall. She is built like a Barbie doll and well-endowed. She was made to be the ideal female super soldier (huge breasts are imperative to being a top-notch soldier! They don't slow you down or get in your way AT ALL) and scientist by her creator, Dr. Pavlov on the planet, Delta Four. Strong acting skills and stage fighting required.
Wardrobe: A black coverall cat suit with matching boots and gloves, an ammunition belt, and a laser rifle. Gail also wears army fatigues and a backpack for hiking, business suit, blouse and blue jeans a blouse, high heels and sneakers for other scenes. (Ice skates and bridesmaid dress sold separately.)
Rate: A copy of the final DVD, screen credit, meals, and invite to screening party (She gets to go to the party, too?! What fun!)
SURVIVALIST / EX-DELTA FORCE INSTRUCTOR / Non-Union / Supporting / Male / All Ethnicities / 25-45
He is an ex-Delta Force instructor standing 5'6'. Robert hires him to train Angela and Gail. The survivalist was convicted of rape, escaped jail and the USA, and admitted back to the USA for rescuing an ambassador’s daughter. He meets his match with Angela and Gail. They are terminator-like indestructible soldiers. Robert sends Angela and then Angela and Gail to him to test Angela’s firmware never to kill a human no matter how evil they are and to protect humans from other machines.
The role requires a STRONG BACKGROUND IN STUNTS, MARTIAL ARTS, stage fighting, and strong acting (sure - but only if you'll invite me to the screening party!). If you have a stunt reel, I'd like to see it. We need to get as close to exact height we are asking for as much as possible for these roles.
Wardrobe: Jungle fatigues, backpack, hunting knife, and a water canteen.
Rate: Deferred payment (D'oh!)
TERRORISTS / Non-Union / Supporting / Male / Middle Eastern / 20-35
Must have dummy pistols and look like terrorists. The roles require strong acting skills and have dialogue. (Again, yes, my goodness - it seems like "acting skills" are of the highest priority...)
Wardrobe: Street clothes.
Rate: A copy of the final DVD, screen credit, meals, an invite to the screening party (The more the merrier! Except for that survivalist guy - who wants him when you can party with terrorists?)
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Ugly And Unable To Draw
Type: Print
CastingClient: Trident
Shoot Date: Thursday February 21, 2008?
Rate/Usage: One year unlimitied print use in allmedia USA. -$1,000.00 total $1,200.00. Model usage for second year option. $750.00 ea.
Submit: email submissions to: XXXXX.com
DESCRIPTION:
Man: Ugly, International Latin Looking 30-35 year old Has character - UGLY... maybe cross-eyed, dark hair, interesting ugly but still lovable, not cartoonist. (I know they mean cartoonISH, but I think it'd be hysterical if they actually were barring cartoonists from auditioning.) Ugly in a way, but still endearing. The client has really stressed the UGLY part of the equation.
Yes. Yes, the client has.
CastingClient: Trident
Shoot Date: Thursday February 21, 2008?
Rate/Usage: One year unlimitied print use in allmedia USA. -$1,000.00 total $1,200.00. Model usage for second year option. $750.00 ea.
Submit: email submissions to: XXXXX.com
DESCRIPTION:
Man: Ugly, International Latin Looking 30-35 year old Has character - UGLY... maybe cross-eyed, dark hair, interesting ugly but still lovable, not cartoonist. (I know they mean cartoonISH, but I think it'd be hysterical if they actually were barring cartoonists from auditioning.) Ugly in a way, but still endearing. The client has really stressed the UGLY part of the equation.
Yes. Yes, the client has.
Friday, February 01, 2008
I Lead, You Lead, Co-Lead - We're ALL Leads!
‘WHERE HAPPINESS LIES’
Park Palace Productions is casting Where Happiness Lies, a feature-length film with intertwining storylines about addiction and acceptance. Matthew XXXXX, dir. Shooting begins Spring 2008 in NYC.
Seeking—Diana: 18-25, Caucasian, a prostitute, thin, attractive, a touch of goth, painful eyes, strong silence, cuts herself, partial nudity, CO-LEAD; Barbera: 25-30, African-American, heavy-set, attractive, fun-loving, confident, prostitute, partial nudity, CO-LEAD; Micah: 25-35, Caucasian, heavy-set, businesswoman, overeater, signs of burn out, a madam, CO-LEAD; Tres: 18, African-American, heavy-set, able to ride a bike, aspiring rapper paying dues as a drug runner, CO-LEAD; Ritz: 18, Caucasian, able to ride a bike, aspiring gangster, all business, drug runner, CO-LEAD; Nicky: 20s, Caucasian, thin, attractive, going through a break-up, aspiring actress, CO-LEAD.
Auditions will be held by appt. only Feb. 16, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. in NYC. To schedule an appt., email pix & résumés to XXXXX.com. Indicate what time works best for you. Deferred or no pay, but copy, credit, and meals provided.
I guess since everyone is a "co-lead" then it's an "ensemble piece"? Well, except for the poor lass with the painful eyes - she must be hard to look at (or maybe that's why she cuts herself - to distract herself from the pain her eyes are already inflicting?) - and "Barbera", the other chick who gets naked. Poor things have to take their tops off and don't even get listed as co-leads. So unfair.
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Park Palace Productions is casting Where Happiness Lies, a feature-length film with intertwining storylines about addiction and acceptance. Matthew XXXXX, dir. Shooting begins Spring 2008 in NYC.
Seeking—Diana: 18-25, Caucasian, a prostitute, thin, attractive, a touch of goth, painful eyes, strong silence, cuts herself, partial nudity, CO-LEAD; Barbera: 25-30, African-American, heavy-set, attractive, fun-loving, confident, prostitute, partial nudity, CO-LEAD; Micah: 25-35, Caucasian, heavy-set, businesswoman, overeater, signs of burn out, a madam, CO-LEAD; Tres: 18, African-American, heavy-set, able to ride a bike, aspiring rapper paying dues as a drug runner, CO-LEAD; Ritz: 18, Caucasian, able to ride a bike, aspiring gangster, all business, drug runner, CO-LEAD; Nicky: 20s, Caucasian, thin, attractive, going through a break-up, aspiring actress, CO-LEAD.
Auditions will be held by appt. only Feb. 16, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. in NYC. To schedule an appt., email pix & résumés to XXXXX.com. Indicate what time works best for you. Deferred or no pay, but copy, credit, and meals provided.
I guess since everyone is a "co-lead" then it's an "ensemble piece"? Well, except for the poor lass with the painful eyes - she must be hard to look at (or maybe that's why she cuts herself - to distract herself from the pain her eyes are already inflicting?) - and "Barbera", the other chick who gets naked. Poor things have to take their tops off and don't even get listed as co-leads. So unfair.
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Monday, May 07, 2007
Thursday, May 03, 2007
They Make The Rockin' World Go 'Round!
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Tuesday, May 01, 2007
Excuse Me While I Slip Into Something More Comfortable To Yoyo In...
Project: Elle McPhersons Lingerie Line (commercial)
Rate: NON-UNIONSHOOT DAY RATE: $500 BUYOUT 21 MONTHS: $2000 PRINT BUYOUT 21 MONTHS INTERNET ONLY: $2000
[GIRLS] 18 to 24, any ethnicity, great body and pretty face who look absolutely fabulous in Bikini and Lingerie. Note TALENT MUST BE GREAT AND VERY PROFECIENT IN THE FOLLOWING:
Play any musical instrument (beside piano) very well (I've never played anything beside a piano before.)
Play YOYO very well (Sexy)
Wery proficient at sign language Can make balloon animal or perform magic tricks. (Sexier!)
This is not only about being good looking in lingerie, this is about doing scary and weird things while wearing lingerie! talent must have the one of the above skills. Do Not Send more then 1 or 2 emails you can send as many pics as you want but keep them contained to oneor 2 emails.Send Pics to: XXXXX.com
Rate: NON-UNIONSHOOT DAY RATE: $500 BUYOUT 21 MONTHS: $2000 PRINT BUYOUT 21 MONTHS INTERNET ONLY: $2000
[GIRLS] 18 to 24, any ethnicity, great body and pretty face who look absolutely fabulous in Bikini and Lingerie. Note TALENT MUST BE GREAT AND VERY PROFECIENT IN THE FOLLOWING:
Play any musical instrument (beside piano) very well (I've never played anything beside a piano before.)
Play YOYO very well (Sexy)
Wery proficient at sign language Can make balloon animal or perform magic tricks. (Sexier!)
This is not only about being good looking in lingerie, this is about doing scary and weird things while wearing lingerie! talent must have the one of the above skills. Do Not Send more then 1 or 2 emails you can send as many pics as you want but keep them contained to oneor 2 emails.Send Pics to: XXXXX.com
Are There Crazy Actors? I hadn't Noticed.
Project: Spike TV/E-Harmony
Rate: $400 (non-union)
Types:
a) Paris Hilton/L.A. Type. Caucasian Blonde. High fashion and very high matinence. Should act like the world is at her feet and she is always the center of attention. Very good Looking.
b) Intense Woman. Any Ethnicity. Should be very emotionally Intense and can switch from calm to crazy explosive. Average looking
c) Lower east side Punk girl. any ethnicity. Can be average build to overweight. Can look masuline, or kooky or have something off about her.
all talent should be between ages 25yrs-32yrs old.
DO NOT SUBMIT REAL CRAZY PEOPLE! I WANT ACTORS NOT PEOPLE WHO ARE REALLY LIKE THAT CHARACTER. THE ONLY THING THAT SHOULD BE REALLY LIKE THE CHARACTER IS THEIR LOOK.
All talent must be good actors. Auditions: Wednesday May 2nd Shoot date: May 8th Do not submit if your not available for the audtion or the shoot date. Do Not Send more then 1 or 2 emails you can send as many pics as you want but keep them contained to one or 2 emails.Send Pics to: XXXXX.com please include phone number
First off, I would like to applaud his forethought to distinguish between real crazy and acting crazy. Second, invest in spell check already. PLEASE. You got Caucasian right at the very beginning, so I had such high hopes... Keep trying.
Rate: $400 (non-union)
Types:
a) Paris Hilton/L.A. Type. Caucasian Blonde. High fashion and very high matinence. Should act like the world is at her feet and she is always the center of attention. Very good Looking.
b) Intense Woman. Any Ethnicity. Should be very emotionally Intense and can switch from calm to crazy explosive. Average looking
c) Lower east side Punk girl. any ethnicity. Can be average build to overweight. Can look masuline, or kooky or have something off about her.
all talent should be between ages 25yrs-32yrs old.
DO NOT SUBMIT REAL CRAZY PEOPLE! I WANT ACTORS NOT PEOPLE WHO ARE REALLY LIKE THAT CHARACTER. THE ONLY THING THAT SHOULD BE REALLY LIKE THE CHARACTER IS THEIR LOOK.
All talent must be good actors. Auditions: Wednesday May 2nd Shoot date: May 8th Do not submit if your not available for the audtion or the shoot date. Do Not Send more then 1 or 2 emails you can send as many pics as you want but keep them contained to one or 2 emails.Send Pics to: XXXXX.com please include phone number
First off, I would like to applaud his forethought to distinguish between real crazy and acting crazy. Second, invest in spell check already. PLEASE. You got Caucasian right at the very beginning, so I had such high hopes... Keep trying.
Friday, April 27, 2007
And My Legs Make More Of A Chortling Noise...
Lrg. Female actors
Reply to: XXXXX.org, Date: 2007-04-27, 11:08AM EDT
Large white famale. Must have giggly arms. role in comedic short. non-union/union Non paid/defferred(sag only) Shooting dates: Late May Audition dates: Wed 5/2 Audition notes: appt. only
· it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
· Compensation: no pay
Reply to: XXXXX.org, Date: 2007-04-27, 11:08AM EDT
Large white famale. Must have giggly arms. role in comedic short. non-union/union Non paid/defferred(sag only) Shooting dates: Late May Audition dates: Wed 5/2 Audition notes: appt. only
· it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
· Compensation: no pay
Friday, April 20, 2007
A Year-Long Committment Without Pay? Are You High?
‘TIMON OF ATHENS’
Smoking Mirror Productions is casting William Shakespeare’s Timon of Athens project. It is an approx. one-year workshop dedicated to exploring and experimenting, leading up to a two to three week run. J. XXXXX, prod. Meetings will be on Monday evenings; rehearses weekends and evenings for four weeks before a two-three week performance run in early 2008. Seeking—12 Male Actors: various ages, many multiple parts.Auditions will be held by invitation May 2, 7-10 p.m. & May 4, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. at Ripley-Grier Studios, 520 Eighth Ave., NYC. Send pix & bios to Smoking Mirror Productions, XXXXX, NYC 10008. Audition with any Shakespeare speech. Be prepared to read from Timon of Athens. No pay.
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Smoking Mirror Productions is casting William Shakespeare’s Timon of Athens project. It is an approx. one-year workshop dedicated to exploring and experimenting, leading up to a two to three week run. J. XXXXX, prod. Meetings will be on Monday evenings; rehearses weekends and evenings for four weeks before a two-three week performance run in early 2008. Seeking—12 Male Actors: various ages, many multiple parts.Auditions will be held by invitation May 2, 7-10 p.m. & May 4, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. at Ripley-Grier Studios, 520 Eighth Ave., NYC. Send pix & bios to Smoking Mirror Productions, XXXXX, NYC 10008. Audition with any Shakespeare speech. Be prepared to read from Timon of Athens. No pay.
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Friday, March 23, 2007
Telling It Like It Is
‘PAUL BUNYAN AND OTHER TALL TALES,‘ ME
The Theater at Monmouth is casting the touring production of Paul Bunyan and Other Tall Tales, touring throughout Maine and performing for school children at Cumston Hall, the theatre’s home. Some workshops are taught in addition to performing. Jerri XXXXX, dir.; David XXXXX, playwright-prod. dir. The contract runs from April 18-June 1 and includes a four-week tour throughout Maine and two weeks of performances at Cumston Hall.S eeking—Two Actors: male or female. Note: Producers are seeking creative and energetic individuals who work collaboratively and are excited by working on original material. Actors, singers, and musicians, especially acoustic guitar or fiddle players are encouraged to apply. Performers of all ethnicities are encouraged to apply. No divas or jackasses. Auditions will be held at the end of March in NYC. Email pix & resumes to XXXXX.org. Housing, some meals, and transportation provided. $250/wk.
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The Theater at Monmouth is casting the touring production of Paul Bunyan and Other Tall Tales, touring throughout Maine and performing for school children at Cumston Hall, the theatre’s home. Some workshops are taught in addition to performing. Jerri XXXXX, dir.; David XXXXX, playwright-prod. dir. The contract runs from April 18-June 1 and includes a four-week tour throughout Maine and two weeks of performances at Cumston Hall.S eeking—Two Actors: male or female. Note: Producers are seeking creative and energetic individuals who work collaboratively and are excited by working on original material. Actors, singers, and musicians, especially acoustic guitar or fiddle players are encouraged to apply. Performers of all ethnicities are encouraged to apply. No divas or jackasses. Auditions will be held at the end of March in NYC. Email pix & resumes to XXXXX.org. Housing, some meals, and transportation provided. $250/wk.
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Friday, January 12, 2007
We Only Get Naked For Love (And "Some" Pay)
‘SHORT CUT TO HOLLYWOOD’
Bavaria, Schiwagofilm & Capturefilm are casting Short Cut to Hollywood. Astrid XXXXX, casting dir.; Jan XXXXX & Macus XXXXX, dirs. Starting production Feb. 1 in NYC.Seeking—Thorsten Gripp: 55-57, Caucasian, producer, originally from Germany, fluent German required, his successful days are history, looks bedraggled and depressed, more like an unemployed teacher (then he wouldn't be a teacher, would he?) than a film producer, smokes too much and it shows; Paula from ABC: 34-40, not necessarily African-American, a Condoleeza Rice-type, tough with a strong attitude, will do whatever it takes to get her job done well-no questions asked; Shannon: 20-25, fearless, hungry for life, likes to have the final say, very attractive and knows it, what may make other women look vain and unappealing seems for her playful and self-confident, smart and quick, eloquent and has more knowledge of human nature than most of the cool, slick, “women experts” out there, is only interested in men who pose a challenge to her, the affection for John is something in between true feelings and the lust for adventure (and what could be more thrilling than rocking the world with a future super star?), partial nudity in the part, it means that there are love scenes (It does? Then why not just say that? Because it could also mean shower scene/getting dressed scene/works-part-time-as-an-artists' model scene... etc.); Drug Dealer: 17-19, African-American, tooth gap (interesting requirement) and has a devious look in his eyes. Email pix & résumés to XXXXX.de. For more info, visit www.short-cut-to-hollywood.de. Some pay.
Bavaria, Schiwagofilm & Capturefilm are casting Short Cut to Hollywood. Astrid XXXXX, casting dir.; Jan XXXXX & Macus XXXXX, dirs. Starting production Feb. 1 in NYC.Seeking—Thorsten Gripp: 55-57, Caucasian, producer, originally from Germany, fluent German required, his successful days are history, looks bedraggled and depressed, more like an unemployed teacher (then he wouldn't be a teacher, would he?) than a film producer, smokes too much and it shows; Paula from ABC: 34-40, not necessarily African-American, a Condoleeza Rice-type, tough with a strong attitude, will do whatever it takes to get her job done well-no questions asked; Shannon: 20-25, fearless, hungry for life, likes to have the final say, very attractive and knows it, what may make other women look vain and unappealing seems for her playful and self-confident, smart and quick, eloquent and has more knowledge of human nature than most of the cool, slick, “women experts” out there, is only interested in men who pose a challenge to her, the affection for John is something in between true feelings and the lust for adventure (and what could be more thrilling than rocking the world with a future super star?), partial nudity in the part, it means that there are love scenes (It does? Then why not just say that? Because it could also mean shower scene/getting dressed scene/works-part-time-as-an-artists' model scene... etc.); Drug Dealer: 17-19, African-American, tooth gap (interesting requirement) and has a devious look in his eyes. Email pix & résumés to XXXXX.de. For more info, visit www.short-cut-to-hollywood.de. Some pay.
Thursday, December 07, 2006
Some Random Pay
‘PINK EYE’
Savage Roses Productions, an established production company, is casting Pink Eye, a feature-length horror film. James XXXXX, dir.; Joshua XXXXX, prod. Shooting in early March in NY and NJ.Seeking—Edgar: male, 25-35, tormented due to his disfigurement (Which is...?), drug testing brought him into a delusional and violent state, very well-read and well-spoken if creepy and very dark, all scenes will be in shadow or behind a mask (Think: "Darkman" meets "Man Without a Face" meets "Phatom of the Opera" meets your eighth grade English teacher...), LEAD; Sherri: female, 18-30, runaway suffering from drug withdrawal, brief, non-sexual topless nudity scene, actress must be completely comfortable topless, pays $200/day; Technician #1: male, 25-35, lab tech; Technician #2: male, 25-35, lab tech, a sleazy, perverted man; Raven: female, 18-30, long dark hair, insane patient who goes from a coma-like state to furious rage (Think: you great aunt Gert on Thanksgiving after having too much wine and passing out on the sofa then waking up to learn she missed dessert and all the pie is gone...); Daisy: female, 5-8, Caucasian, $50/day; Holly: female, 11-13, Caucasian, rebellious and jealous of her younger sister, $50/day; Gus: male, 40-60, Italian, loud, funny, very “Brooklyn”; Edgar’s Mother: female, 45-75, Caucasian, a creepy older woman; Bonnie: female, 18-30, Caucasian, extremely skinny girl suffering from delusional anorexia, must be comfortable in a bra and underwear, $50/day; Bonnie #2: female, 18-30, Caucasian, actress must be very overweight, is seen in the reflection of an anorexic girl, must be comfortable in a bra and underwear, $50/day; Shadow: male, 35-75, Native American, $50/day; Joyce: female, 20-30, promiscuous nurse (Aren't they all?), scene requires brief, non-sexual topless nudity, actress must be completely comfortable topless, $200/day; Jeremy: male, 25-40, more interested in his work than in his wife; Fortune Teller: male or female, 40-60, bizarre appearance but authentic (No fake warts, scars or extra eyeballs - all bizarre elements must be real); Officer #1: male, 25-50, looking for actor that has his own police uniform; Mr. Van Horn: male, 45-70, Caucasian, rich, heartless, corporate type; Tessa: female, 25-35, a nurse, authentic British female wanted (Authentically British or authentically female???); Various Extras. Note: Ethnicities are open except where noted.Auditions will be held in early January. Send pix & résumés to Savage Roses Productions, 295 XXXXX, Yonkers, NY 10701. You must write what role you are submitting for. Extras, write “WILL BE EXTRA” on pix. No drop-offs. Deferred pay (except where noted), plus videocopy, credit, and meals provided.
It's awesome that they are paying - especially for the women who appear comfortably topless in a non-sexual way. I applaud them. But you may not want to go publicizing to everyone else what their cast-mates will be earning... It can make for a sticky wicket, if you know what I'm saying.
Savage Roses Productions, an established production company, is casting Pink Eye, a feature-length horror film. James XXXXX, dir.; Joshua XXXXX, prod. Shooting in early March in NY and NJ.Seeking—Edgar: male, 25-35, tormented due to his disfigurement (Which is...?), drug testing brought him into a delusional and violent state, very well-read and well-spoken if creepy and very dark, all scenes will be in shadow or behind a mask (Think: "Darkman" meets "Man Without a Face" meets "Phatom of the Opera" meets your eighth grade English teacher...), LEAD; Sherri: female, 18-30, runaway suffering from drug withdrawal, brief, non-sexual topless nudity scene, actress must be completely comfortable topless, pays $200/day; Technician #1: male, 25-35, lab tech; Technician #2: male, 25-35, lab tech, a sleazy, perverted man; Raven: female, 18-30, long dark hair, insane patient who goes from a coma-like state to furious rage (Think: you great aunt Gert on Thanksgiving after having too much wine and passing out on the sofa then waking up to learn she missed dessert and all the pie is gone...); Daisy: female, 5-8, Caucasian, $50/day; Holly: female, 11-13, Caucasian, rebellious and jealous of her younger sister, $50/day; Gus: male, 40-60, Italian, loud, funny, very “Brooklyn”; Edgar’s Mother: female, 45-75, Caucasian, a creepy older woman; Bonnie: female, 18-30, Caucasian, extremely skinny girl suffering from delusional anorexia, must be comfortable in a bra and underwear, $50/day; Bonnie #2: female, 18-30, Caucasian, actress must be very overweight, is seen in the reflection of an anorexic girl, must be comfortable in a bra and underwear, $50/day; Shadow: male, 35-75, Native American, $50/day; Joyce: female, 20-30, promiscuous nurse (Aren't they all?), scene requires brief, non-sexual topless nudity, actress must be completely comfortable topless, $200/day; Jeremy: male, 25-40, more interested in his work than in his wife; Fortune Teller: male or female, 40-60, bizarre appearance but authentic (No fake warts, scars or extra eyeballs - all bizarre elements must be real); Officer #1: male, 25-50, looking for actor that has his own police uniform; Mr. Van Horn: male, 45-70, Caucasian, rich, heartless, corporate type; Tessa: female, 25-35, a nurse, authentic British female wanted (Authentically British or authentically female???); Various Extras. Note: Ethnicities are open except where noted.Auditions will be held in early January. Send pix & résumés to Savage Roses Productions, 295 XXXXX, Yonkers, NY 10701. You must write what role you are submitting for. Extras, write “WILL BE EXTRA” on pix. No drop-offs. Deferred pay (except where noted), plus videocopy, credit, and meals provided.
It's awesome that they are paying - especially for the women who appear comfortably topless in a non-sexual way. I applaud them. But you may not want to go publicizing to everyone else what their cast-mates will be earning... It can make for a sticky wicket, if you know what I'm saying.
Monday, August 07, 2006
Hey, I Have A Big Head!
must be top heavy any ethnic
Casting for female models for stripper part in a commercial (NO NUDITY AT ALL) 18 TO 25 FEMALES MUST BE TOP HEAVEY FOR COMERCIAL pay is $500 dollars – for a few hours Please email pictures full body your name and number THE AUDITION WILL BE TOMMOW TUESDAY AUG 8TH FROM 10AM TO 230PM CALL FOR INFO
Sincerely, JT
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Casting for female models for stripper part in a commercial (NO NUDITY AT ALL) 18 TO 25 FEMALES MUST BE TOP HEAVEY FOR COMERCIAL pay is $500 dollars – for a few hours Please email pictures full body your name and number THE AUDITION WILL BE TOMMOW TUESDAY AUG 8TH FROM 10AM TO 230PM CALL FOR INFO
Sincerely, JT
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Friday, September 23, 2005
I Wonder If Sammy Davis Jr. Ever Experienced The Same Discrimination
Roderick XXXXX (writer-dir.) is casting "Infidelity," a DV feature film shooting in October and November in and around NYC. Seeking—Trey: male, early 30s, African-American, 6'+, muscular; Mrs. Peabody: female, 50-60; Baby Girl: female, 40-50, African-American, plus-sized prostitute; Tyler: male, 40-50, African-American, haggard; Rosa: female, 50-60, Latina, immigrant; Various Larger Roles: males and females, late 20s–early 30s, African-American. Ladies, no fake hair and no fake eyes. Send pix & résumés to XXXXX NYC 10031... No pay, but credit, videocopy, and meals provided. Nonunion.
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Wednesday, June 29, 2005
Tuesday, June 28, 2005
Why Do I Feel Like I Should Call The Cops?
Casting for reality show
This will be a fun job here is what we need
We need pictures immediately by no later the Wed 10 am June 29th
Kid's
8 yr old black boys
11 yr old black boys
12 yr old white boys
14 year old white boys
16 yr old white boys
16 yr old white girls
9yr old white girls
40 yr old white males
Nonunion only must email pictures immediately with Phone # attached to JT
PAY IS $100 DOLLARS
Sincerely, JT
A casting call for a bunch of adolescent and teenage kids and middle-aged men, only? That also happens to lack any and all information on what the show is actually about? Gross. I get the feeling the men auditioning are going to get ambushed by Chris Hansen when they walk into the audition room.
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This will be a fun job here is what we need
We need pictures immediately by no later the Wed 10 am June 29th
Kid's
8 yr old black boys
11 yr old black boys
12 yr old white boys
14 year old white boys
16 yr old white boys
16 yr old white girls
9yr old white girls
40 yr old white males
Nonunion only must email pictures immediately with Phone # attached to JT
PAY IS $100 DOLLARS
Sincerely, JT
A casting call for a bunch of adolescent and teenage kids and middle-aged men, only? That also happens to lack any and all information on what the show is actually about? Gross. I get the feeling the men auditioning are going to get ambushed by Chris Hansen when they walk into the audition room.
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Thursday, April 14, 2005
Decent Is The New Sexy
check out this week
This week we have so great people coming so you won't want to miss this. This Friday there will be 2 Directors looking for actress and actors for there films One is a horror movie the other a comedy 1 is sag experimental. Every other week we do a networking event there and we always have celebrities So here is the deal we need ladies 18 to 30 good looking for this new horror movie Ladies must be good scream queen type and have good attitude. Guys must be good looking or decent. And not mid makeup and special effects There is some pay for this <>
Sincerely,JT
JT
JT Talent & Casting
"Good looking or decent" and "not mid makeup and special effects"? Dude, that is HARSH.
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This week we have so great people coming so you won't want to miss this. This Friday there will be 2 Directors looking for actress and actors for there films One is a horror movie the other a comedy 1 is sag experimental. Every other week we do a networking event there and we always have celebrities So here is the deal we need ladies 18 to 30 good looking for this new horror movie Ladies must be good scream queen type and have good attitude. Guys must be good looking or decent. And not mid makeup and special effects There is some pay for this <>
Sincerely,JT
JT
JT Talent & Casting
"Good looking or decent" and "not mid makeup and special effects"? Dude, that is HARSH.
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Thursday, February 17, 2005
Can You Call It An Interview?
must have pictures by email before friday feb 18th
THE HUSTLER CLUB - NY Interviews: Wednesday February 23, 2005 NON-UNION COMMERCIAL RATE: $400 SEEKING: [ SEXY EXOTIC DANCERS } Females, Caucasian Blondes, Asians, Latinos. Must be attractive, incredibly sexy, have a beautiful body, and be able to dance. No nudity involved. Wear sexy clothing for audition. Bring several headshots and photos to leave. Breast augmentation a plus.
Sincerely,JT
"Yeah mom, I'm really excited. It's at The Hustler Club... No, mom, geez! I'm not gonn abe a stripper! I just have to get a boob job and wear a thong bikini in the middle of winter - that's ALL! Sheesh. And leave about a dozen photos behind for the guys, you know, so they can remember my face. And my phone number. It's just an 'interview'! God. I don't understand why you're always so overprotective. I know - why don't you put dad on the phone..."
THE HUSTLER CLUB - NY Interviews: Wednesday February 23, 2005 NON-UNION COMMERCIAL RATE: $400 SEEKING: [ SEXY EXOTIC DANCERS } Females, Caucasian Blondes, Asians, Latinos. Must be attractive, incredibly sexy, have a beautiful body, and be able to dance. No nudity involved. Wear sexy clothing for audition. Bring several headshots and photos to leave. Breast augmentation a plus.
Sincerely,JT
"Yeah mom, I'm really excited. It's at The Hustler Club... No, mom, geez! I'm not gonn abe a stripper! I just have to get a boob job and wear a thong bikini in the middle of winter - that's ALL! Sheesh. And leave about a dozen photos behind for the guys, you know, so they can remember my face. And my phone number. It's just an 'interview'! God. I don't understand why you're always so overprotective. I know - why don't you put dad on the phone..."
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