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"EBONY DAWN MOMENTS"
The Thespian Project is seeking: Many roles for apilot program for a cable television series, "EbonyDawn Moments." The first five stories will be filmed with little dialogue but intense emotions—therefore, you must have exceptional facial expressions and goodbodily gestures. One episode includes brief suggested nudity (bath tub scene). Seeking: males and females,all types, ages, and ethnicities. Shooting inmid-July. No pay, but opportunity for exposure. Video,CD, or DVD copies are provided. Send pix & resumes toThe Thespian Project, PO Box XXXXX, NJ XXXXX.

Ok, I hate to say this, I really do, but I know you are ALL thinking it: "Ebony Dawn Moments"? Should we all grab a section of the Times before watching this film?

Isn't That The Stuff Old Ladies Use For Arthritis?

Alleycat Films is casting an independent film "Hot Ice." Shooting begins in July. Seeking: three beautiful seductive females, must look 25, stripper-type bodies, strong acting ability. Principal roles. Nudity required, T&A only. No pay, but videocopy, meals, and transportation provided. Video distribution is already guaranteed. Send pix & resumesto Alleycat Films, PO Box XXXXX, Brooklyn, NY 11233, c/o John XXXXX, dir. NON-SAG PERFORMERS.

Do they mean skanky, living-in-a-trailer-park-and-smoking-menthols-and-just-had-my-fourth-kid "stripper type" bodies, or the unrealistic, this-is-what-people-who-have-never-been-to-a-strip-club-think-that-strippers-actually-look-like, "stripper type" bodies?

Let's Go Heckle The Naked Ladies!

Subject: Comics for Gramercy Comedy Club Prime Time Shows...Friday June 28th and July 12 We are Currently looking for Comedians to perform on the Friday Night Prime Time Shows at Gramercy Comedy Club. We have open spots for Friday June 28th and July12h. This is a great show, it starts at 8:30. We have National Headliners performing on the venue. Comics will get paid and receive a complimentary meal, and get 8-10 minutes of stage time. Comics will be required to bring 5 audience members, the more people that you bring the more stage time that you receive. All audience members receive a complimentary appetizer and there will be $5 drink specials. Also everyone will receive free admission to "TENS Strip Club" next door. It is a wild evening! If interested please contact Adam XXXXX ASAP at 212-XXX-XXXX or e-mail XXXXX.com

A stripper's dream come true: An audience full of out-of-work comedians.
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