Ever wonder how glamorous it would be to ditch your cushy 9-to-5 and follow your dream of becoming a star? Well, wonder no more. Here's a real taste of what the world has to offer the struggling performer. So, go grab a free soda from the office kitchen, sit back in your rolly chair, and laugh at all us poor fools out there without 401Ks or health insurance - who actually (sometimes) consider auditioning for these crazy projects.
FLESH FOR THE BEAST "TSUKIKO'S CURSE" (Female roles) Web Series Non-Union Pay Rate: $100 Production Co.: Fever Dreams Director/Producers: Carl XXXXX, John XXXXX Audition: date TBA Casting Director: Brandon XXXXX Shoot/Start Date: Mid April Location: NY/NJ SUBMIT ELECTRONICALLY ASAP! TEL: 908 XXX XXXX PHONE NUMBER INCLUDED FOR QUESTIONS ABOUT NUDITY ONLY. NOTE: IF POSSIBLE, PLEASE SUBMIT ONLINE DEMO CLIPS ALONG WITH SUBMISSION. There is nudity in this project. Nudity is NOT required at auditions. It will be discussed for any callbacks. Dressing rooms and robes will be provided on set. Series contains erotic scenes in a horror/occult nature - black magic rituals, erotic vampire scenes, etc. in the style of TRUE BLOOD and AMERICAN HORROR STORY. Based on the best selling feature film. A six part series for the web and other online services. From the producers of the Hulu series "Shinobi Girl". Seeking: [ COUNTESS FREUDSTEIN ] (female, 30s-40s) elegant, beautiful aristocratic woman who’s looks hide her true age! NUDITY REQUIRED [ TWO VAMPIRE GIRLS ] INGRID & MAGDELENA (female, 20s) Two super sexy stripper vampires who lure young men to cemeteries and drain them of their blood. They serve a Countess who bathes in blood to retain her youth and immortality. NUDITY REQUIRED.
STORY: Years ago, a team of paranormal researchers went to investigate a supposedly haunted house. None were ever seen again. Now, a new team lead by a powerful psychic, is returning to the scene and they're taking every precaution possible, to ensure they won't suffer the same fate.
Is it really 'suffering' if your captors are hot strippers?
But seriously, when I think of scary hot ladies... I think of this. And this. And definitely this. *shiver*
"A HARD PILL TO SWALLOW" is dark humor, horror, and suspenseful film directed by Cyril XXXXX Project Type: Webisode/Webseries Union Status: Non-Union Pay Scale: No pay. Food, transportation and reel provided. Shoot Date: 05/01/13 Synopsis A female gynecologist discovers a top secret drug
can which resolve fertility issues while also increasing sex drive. She
recommends the drug for the husband of her patient who seems to have a
low sex drive. As usage of the drug begins to change his life he also
starts experiencing side effects like memory loss. Meanwhile he suddenly
has an enormous sexual appetite. Requesting Submissions From New Jersey, New York, Puerto Rico HOOKERS / Non-Union / "Supporting" / Supporting / Female / All Ethnicities / 20-30 Seeking 3 hookers. Sexy body/dressed has hookers. Eddie (the husband) will wake up next to the 3 dead hookers, a lot of coke on the table. He wont have any memories of what happened the night before. This role involves partial nudity being dressed as a hooker in underwear. Please apply only if you are comfortable with the role. Wardrobe: dressed as hookers (duh) Rate: no pay , transportation, food , reel provided
STUDENTS / Non-Union / "Supporting" / Supporting / Male or Female / All Ethnicities / 18-20 Seeking talent to portray male and female students. Females need to be looking young and sexy. This is because of the drug Eddie is taking he will be focus on the attractiveness of the young female students. (Riiiiiiight.... blame it on the drugs, Eddie.) Wardrobe: young student type of look Rate: transportation , food , reel provided
LINDZY THE WIFE / Non-Union / "Leading" / Principal / Female / Caucasian / 30-40 Lindzy is a very attractive woman. Many men desire her but she is faithful to her husband. She is really frustrated that her husband has a low sex drive, she feels miserable and really wants to improve that aspect of her life. This role involves partial nudity. Underwear and a bathing suit. Wardrobe: sexy classy (Like, you know - underwear and a bathing suit.) Rate: No pay. Food, transportation and reel provided. Sexual Situations: . This role involves partial nudity. Underwear and a bathing suit. Sexual situations making love to her husband
EDDIE THE HUSBAND / Non-Union / "Leading" / Principal / Male / Caucasian / 30-40 Eddie is a good looking man. He would do anything to make his wife happy. He is a teacher. He is really frustrated about his fertility issue since he really wants to have a kid. A Bradley Cooper type of look would be perfect. Wardrobe: white collar type of guy Rate: no pay Nudity/Sexual Situations: As far as the nudity Eddie will appear in underwear Sexual Situations love scenes with his wife, he will also wake next to 3 dead hookers
For what it's worth, I thought this female gynecologist discovered a drug for women, not men. But I guess it's for men? Whatever. Let's not get bogged down in specifics. What matters here is the completely original plot: A man on fertility drugs becomes sex-crazed and kills three prostitutes. (So... take that, Rush Limbaugh? Being a drugged-up 'slut' isn't just for chicks anymore.)
I've been wanting to do this for a while and now that I have some
extra cash, here it goes. Call my number below, give me your best
chewbacca impression, say your name and give a phone number I can call
you back at. Leave a message if I don't answer.
I'll contact the winner for mailing options
503 XXX-XXXX
Good luck!
Shane
If the posting's still up, the contest is still on!
Location: Seattle
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