Monday, May 06, 2013

Educating Boys On The Three S's: Sloth, Steaks & Sexism.

WE MADE IT (Fat Boy Swag)
Music Video
SAG-AFTRA (New Media Agreement)
No Pay / Deferred as per agreement       

Artist: Shawn XXXXX
Production Co.: Smith Hage Productions
Casting Director: Ashley XXXXX
Interview Dates: 5/1/13
Callback Dates: 5/2/13
Shoot/Start Date: 5/4/13
Location: Brooklyn NY

SUBMIT ELECTRONICALLY       

IF POSSIBLE, PLEASE SUBMIT ONLINE DEMO CLIPS ALONG WITH SUBMISSION.

Seeking:

[ CHUBBY KID ]
11-14 – He is the star of this video. Must be able to work confidently while exposing his stomach.

[ 2 RIDICULOUSLY HOT WOMEN ]
These are the other two main characters that serve as the heart and soul of this video. We are looking for two women that are RIDICULOUSLY HOT! (Must be able to work comfortably while exposing...most everything?)

BRIEF SYNOPSIS: A chubby kid sits in an apartment by himself. He’s dressed in super trendy clothing, with a ps3 joystick clenched in his hand. American junk food clutters the coffee table around him.  Two RIDICULOUSLY HOT VOLUPTUOUS women scantily dressed walk into the room. One has a pizza box the other has a milk shake. They come to each side of him and feed him the food. The kid has a look of “I’m the MAN” on his face. The kid shoos them off, they return with more junk food as the kid snaps his fingers and calls the shots.  After analyzing his body in the mirror, he decides to workout. He runs up stairs for exercise. The more he works out the more confident he feels. There is never any change in his body – he’s proud of his body. After all, he seems to be doing better than most in the lady department… We continue to cut back and forth from the workout session to him hanging out on the couch.  We exit this charade with the kid hanging out on a Brooklyn corner, the two girls on both sides of him, shaking their butts and dancing really over the top. He’s chilling like a pimp, bobbing his head. He’s swagged out - This is FAT BOY SWAG!

A). That is not a brief synopsis.
B). How young is this 'kid' that is being flanked by RIDICULOUSLY HOT BABES that he gets to order around? 
C). This video would never be considered if the roles were reversed.

Monday, April 29, 2013

"Topless Supporting" Is My New Favorite Phrase

Two topless women (Supporting parts) (Manhattan, Brooklyn)


Conceptual Music Video speaking about Passion, Death and parenthood. (?)
Female, ages 18-40, All Ethnicities
Two topless women: (Supporting) This two women will be topless in the backgroung and from profile. We will see their breast (just one?) from far away.
We will shoot it in a studio on the 6 of May in Manhattan. Shoot on film 16mm.
  • Location: Manhattan, Brooklyn
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
  • Compensation: 50$

File This Under: Generally Confusing

Aflac is Hiring! Dance to Success (queens)


AFLAC IS A NEW YORK STOCK EXCHANGE COMPANY AND ONE OF THE MOST ADMIRED COMPANIES IN AMERICA. WE ARE HIRING FOR SALES ASSOCIATES AND WILL GET YOU GOING. PLEASE REPLY IN CONFIDENCE AND SUBMIT RESUME.
  • Location: queens
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
  • Compensation: no pay
Dancing sales associates? For no pay? Weird.