must have pictures by email before friday feb 18th
THE HUSTLER CLUB - NY Interviews: Wednesday February 23, 2005 NON-UNION COMMERCIAL RATE: $400 SEEKING: [ SEXY EXOTIC DANCERS } Females, Caucasian Blondes, Asians, Latinos. Must be attractive, incredibly sexy, have a beautiful body, and be able to dance. No nudity involved. Wear sexy clothing for audition. Bring several headshots and photos to leave. Breast augmentation a plus.
Sincerely,JT
"Yeah mom, I'm really excited. It's at The Hustler Club... No, mom, geez! I'm not gonn abe a stripper! I just have to get a boob job and wear a thong bikini in the middle of winter - that's ALL! Sheesh. And leave about a dozen photos behind for the guys, you know, so they can remember my face. And my phone number. It's just an 'interview'! God. I don't understand why you're always so overprotective. I know - why don't you put dad on the phone..."
Ever wonder how glamorous it would be to ditch your cushy 9-to-5 and follow your dream of becoming a star? Well, wonder no more. Here's a real taste of what the world has to offer the struggling performer. So, go grab a free soda from the office kitchen, sit back in your rolly chair, and laugh at all us poor fools out there without 401Ks or health insurance - who actually (sometimes) consider auditioning for these crazy projects.
Thursday, February 17, 2005
Friday, October 15, 2004
Invest In Spell Check Already!
im casting a great pilot
October 14, 2004
CLIENTS
OCT 15TH , CASTING CALL - QUEENS- 97-25 80 ST OZONE PARK - 10 - 2PM - A TRAIN TO 80 TH STREET WALK 2 BLOCKS. CASTING FOR DATING SHOW / FEMALES 25 - 35 LARGE BREAST (just one?), TALL WOMEN, SHORT HAIR BUTCH TYPE, LONG HAIR MODEL TYPE, MEN WITH NO HAIR ON CHEST AND BALD - TATOO LADIES AND MEN - BRAKE DANCERS (does he mean "break dancers", or, like, car mechanics...?) M/F PAY DIFFERED (differed from what?) \ UNION NON UNION CALL …
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October 14, 2004
CLIENTS
OCT 15TH , CASTING CALL - QUEENS- 97-25 80 ST OZONE PARK - 10 - 2PM - A TRAIN TO 80 TH STREET WALK 2 BLOCKS. CASTING FOR DATING SHOW / FEMALES 25 - 35 LARGE BREAST (just one?), TALL WOMEN, SHORT HAIR BUTCH TYPE, LONG HAIR MODEL TYPE, MEN WITH NO HAIR ON CHEST AND BALD - TATOO LADIES AND MEN - BRAKE DANCERS (does he mean "break dancers", or, like, car mechanics...?) M/F PAY DIFFERED (differed from what?) \ UNION NON UNION CALL …
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Friday, August 06, 2004
There Was A Part One?!
ACTRESSES, "DAS KAPITAL..."
Casting non-union actresses to play strippers in "Das Kapital – The Movie (Chapter 2)," a very low-budget digital film shooting late September-early October in NYC. Seeking speaking roles—Laura Engels: lectures unwitting club patron on Marxist economics; Supply and Demand: two attractive strippers who assist Engels. Partial nudity required. Also seeking non-speaking roles—actresses of all types and ages to play strippers in club. Nudity not required for non-speaking roles. No pay, but copy and credit provided. Royston XXXXX, dir./casting. Renaissance Theater & Film, prod'r. Send pix & resumes to...
Ok, now that the tears of laughter have dried from my eyes... I wonder if Laura Engles is any relation to Laura Ingalls? Or is this perhaps her stage/pole name? Who would have thought that sweet little Laura would have left the prairie to become a Marxist seeking converts in a strip club? I'm very glad to hear though, that if you have no lines, nudity is optional. That seems very fair. Now I have to try and rent Part 1... Have any of you guys seen it? Was it good...?
Casting non-union actresses to play strippers in "Das Kapital – The Movie (Chapter 2)," a very low-budget digital film shooting late September-early October in NYC. Seeking speaking roles—Laura Engels: lectures unwitting club patron on Marxist economics; Supply and Demand: two attractive strippers who assist Engels. Partial nudity required. Also seeking non-speaking roles—actresses of all types and ages to play strippers in club. Nudity not required for non-speaking roles. No pay, but copy and credit provided. Royston XXXXX, dir./casting. Renaissance Theater & Film, prod'r. Send pix & resumes to...
Ok, now that the tears of laughter have dried from my eyes... I wonder if Laura Engles is any relation to Laura Ingalls? Or is this perhaps her stage/pole name? Who would have thought that sweet little Laura would have left the prairie to become a Marxist seeking converts in a strip club? I'm very glad to hear though, that if you have no lines, nudity is optional. That seems very fair. Now I have to try and rent Part 1... Have any of you guys seen it? Was it good...?
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