Showing posts with label Bikinis are the New Black. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bikinis are the New Black. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 08, 2013

I Think I Sprained An Eyeball

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Handholding & Hugging Required


'My Girls with Rafe'

SFT Production Inc. is casting "My Girls with Rafe," a series filmed in half-hour episodes in HD. Rafe XXXXX, exec. prod.

Shoot starts early March, 2013 in NYC.

Seeking—Woman 1: appears 15-21, plays the daughter of one of the stars of the show. Woman 2: appears 17-21, plays the girlfriend to a top agent's son in the "My Girls" agency. Woman 3: appears 19-33, one of the agent's girlfriend's. Men and Women: to play members signed to the talent agency. Producer states: "We are seeking positive and intelligent women who feel very comfortable in their own skin. This show aims to help women communicate better in the relationships they are involved in. Some roles will include a couple of scenes in which there will be hand holding, very close hugging, and some passionate kissing involved. There is no nudity, although there may be a scene in a bathing suit or underwear depending on the role. Everyone who is invited to audition will get individual attention."

Email pix & résumés (include at least two photos—one should show a full view of your profile, if possible) to XXXXX.com or call (XXX) XXX-XXXX or (XXX) XXX-XXXX. Mention if you have any musical or dance ability or particular athletic ability in any sport with your submission.

Some pay, plus copy and credit provided. 

I don't know how appearing in a bikini while holding hands with some strange guy who runs an agency called 'My Girls' is supposed to help me communicate better in my relationships. Maybe its all the 'individual attention'?

Whatever it is, all I can imaging is a lot of angry boyfriends bursting through this guy's door. 

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Tuesday, November 01, 2011

Bringing New Meaning To The Old Barber's Pole...

Bikini Barbers N.J
Reality TV, No Union Affiliation
Union Status: No Union Affiliation
Rate: Chance to be on a network reality show, free exposure and chance of recurring role, and free haircut or massage, depending on story line..

Submissions Due By N/A

Shoot/Performance Dates Note: The shooting will be done in the shop in N.J There will be partial NUDITY involved with the Hot Girl Customer role.

Submission Due By Note: a.s.a.p

Synopsis: The show is a new hit on network television and will be airing in February, its reality show based on a barber shop in N.j We are casting characters to play customers in the shop for specific story lines as well as daily customers. We are also looking for recurring roles and clients and possible female barbers. The barbers all wear bikinis and are licensed barbers and are supper hot.. Its a fun new way to get a haircut.. ("Can you take a little off the top? Nooo! I mean my HAIR, you silly, sexy exhibitionist!")

Requesting Submissions From Connecticut, Massachusetts, Maine, New Hampshire, Rhode Island, Vermont,New Jersey, New York, Puerto Rico,Delaware, Maryland, Pennsylvania, Virginia, Washington DC, West Virginia,Alabama, Florida, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, North Carolina, South Carolina, Tennessee,Illinois, Indiana, Michigan, Minnesota, Ohio, Wisconsin,Arkansas, Louisiana, New Mexico, Oklahoma, Texas,Iowa, Kansas, Missouri, Nebraska

Project Notes: The shop is in XXXXX, NJ XXXXX and we start shooting the second episode next week,, Do NOT CALL THE SHOP YOU WILL NOT BE CONSIDERED!! Thanks

Audition Note: No auditions casting straight from casting networks... (Best idea ever.)

Role: submit HOT GIRL CUSTOMER / No Union Affiliation / Guest-Star / Female / Asian, Caucasian, Hispanic / 18-35
HOT GIRL COMES IN FOR A JOB INTERVIEW AND SHOWS HER BREASTS FOR A JOB , AND WEARS BIKINI BOTTOM.
Wardrobe: BIKINI
Rate: some pay (God, I hope so. This sounds awful.)
Nudity Situations: OWNER ASKS WOMAN TO SHOW HER BREASTS DURING THE JOB INTERVIEW. (I'd think this would be illegal. Like asking a candidate's age or marital status. So to document this harassment on-camera seems... like a poor choice. But I guess this whole thing is just one bad idea after another....)

I would think that a lady who took the time to get licensed as a stylist probably thought she wouldn't have to get half-naked/on the pole... no?

Well, let's see... what other jobs can women do naked/half-naked? We already have
chefs in bikinis, carwash workers in bikinis, comedians in bikinis, and completely naked travel correspondents and TV news hosts. There's a lesson to be learned here, and that is: for some disturbing reason, if you put a professional woman on camera, she damn well better be mostly naked, because that's where her value lies.

Gabby cranky... Gabby very, very cranky... but begrudgingly welcomes the new hall of shame category: "Bikinis are the New Black." So sad.

(Side note: EW, on the history of the barber's pole. Guess back in the day they did a heck of a lot more than a shampoo & a blowout.)

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Monday, November 29, 2010

Yay! A Festival!

Way back when, in the olden days before blogs existed, Gabby started collecting annoying casting notices in her email (most were sent via a list serv). Some have already been tweaked and added to NR/NP, some still sit gathering dust in an AOL account (I'm kidding - who uses AOL anymore?). Here's a blast way back to the past... all the way to 2002 (or so). So, let's take a peek at this ad and ask ourselves if the marriage of thong bikinis and miniskirts into a "festival" is as good a marriage as Liza Minnelli's to David Gest:

From: "suntanguy" <
XXXXX.net>
Subject: Annual Thong Bikini / Mini Skirt Festival


Our Annual Thong Bikini and Mini Skirt Festival is
looking for beautiful, exotic, sexy, long legged, long haired, tall, thin female models and contestants, sizes small and medium only. For consideration and an invitation to participate you need to submit a full body image of you in a mini skirt and a thong bikini via snail mail or email to XXXXX. Fine Art Productions, R. XXXXX Pictures, MultiMedia, InterActive XXXXX, Newburgh, NY 12550-4034

I can't decide which I like better - the fact that this is a "festival", that the company producing it has "Fine Art" in the title, or that the guy who wrote the ad goes by the nickname "suntanguy". (Hey - you don't think it's George Hamilton, do you?)

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Tuesday, September 01, 2009

I Hope He Knows How To Use A Camera Better Than He Knows How To Market Himself.

Female bikini models (Downtown)
Date: 2009-08-31, 9:54PM EDT
Reply to: XXXXX.org

Work with photographer
Add to your portfolio
Seeking beautiful women especially with legs (Damn. But will she know how to use them?)
Spanish Caucasian Black Asian
No studio stuff, let's hit the beach
Are you daring enough to get a little sand? (...To get a little sand...? What? And, wait - you said 'Downtown'... is there a beach downtown?)

* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: Pub only

Wednesday, October 01, 2008

Whatever It Takes, Indeed.

‘WHATEVER IT TAKES’

XXXXX Jackson Films (prod.) is casting Whatever It Takes, a DV feature film about a little girl who is kidnapped by a psychotic man. XXXXX Jackson, dir. Shooting begins mid-Oct. in NYC; exact dates TBD.

Seeking—Prostitutes: females, 21-35, any ethnicity, sexy shape, partial nudity required including thongs and bikinis, possible sexual situations, no nudity at auditions.

Also seeking crew—DP, Cameraman, and Boom Operator.

Send pix, résumés, and email address to “Whatever It Takes” Casting, XXXXX St., Ste. 4C, Brooklyn, NY XXXXX, Attn: XXXXX Jackson. Absolutely no drop-offs. No pay, but copy, credit, and meals provided.

Monday, September 22, 2008

This Could Be Unsanitary

Casting for female models Actress 21 and over some exceptions for new pilot Bikini Kitchen 26 Episodes

Come check out the trailer staring Stormy Daniels and Halla (Sure you don't mean "Jackie Daniels" and "Challah?" Har.)

The casting will take place sat sept 20th from 230pm to 530pm

TELEPHONE BAR & GRILL 149 Second Avenue between 9th and 10th st. in Manhattan.

Ladies please email your photos and numbers and everyone who wants to audition must show up

Dress sexy for fitting and bring pictures if you have Director Dan Frank of the Sit Down man will be there with JT Talent and Casting Looking Over the models,Actress for the show . (That sentence made my head hurt.)

Please RSVP

It's Not Your Mamma's Cooking
Starring Stormy Daniels and Halla
Bikini Kitchen
Head chef Halla will be cooking up a variety of good food for all of our viewers to learn how to make. As Stormy, helps out Halla prepare the food and makes some drinks. (Ow!)
Due out Jan. 2009
Upward Rising Development
ITN Distribution
JT Talent and Casting
It's Not Your Mamma's Cooking!

Um... Pay???

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Excuse Me While I Slip Into Something More Comfortable To Yoyo In...

Project: Elle McPhersons Lingerie Line (commercial)
Rate: NON-UNIONSHOOT DAY RATE: $500 BUYOUT 21 MONTHS: $2000 PRINT BUYOUT 21 MONTHS INTERNET ONLY: $2000

[GIRLS] 18 to 24, any ethnicity, great body and pretty face who look absolutely fabulous in Bikini and Lingerie. Note TALENT MUST BE GREAT AND VERY PROFECIENT IN THE FOLLOWING:

Play any musical instrument (beside piano) very well (I've never played anything beside a piano before.)
Play YOYO very well (Sexy)
Wery proficient at sign language Can make balloon animal or perform magic tricks. (Sexier!)

This is not only about being good looking in lingerie, this is about doing scary and weird things while wearing lingerie! talent must have the one of the above skills. Do Not Send more then 1 or 2 emails you can send as many pics as you want but keep them contained to oneor 2 emails.Send Pics to: XXXXX.com

Monday, January 22, 2007

Bikini Funny?

Girls Gone Wilde
ComedyNet, a new broadband comedy site, is seeking funny, beautiful women for a clever Oscar Wilde parody sketch, "Girls Gone Wilde". Looking for several pretty, funny women with great bodies. Must be comfortable being funny in a bikini (no nudity, bikini only). Auditions Jan 23 and shooting starts Jan 30.


Email
XXXXX.com

I can be funny in a parka, bathrobe, ball gown and chicken costume, but never a bikini. I'm sorry.

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Fashion Is To Maxim As Hot Is To Hot

beautiful females wanted for great tv show
we need to cast about a dozen or so models for Ep. 212 of Parco. (Females- fashion model type as opposed to Playboy maxim type- but there not real picky- hot is hot- and that's good TV!) Yee haw! Darn tootin'! Boobs is boobs! Some will have very small lines (there are no such things as small lines - only small breasts and small swimsuits...) and some MAY be in swimsuits for a photo shoot but they don't have to be. One day only- week of Aug. 1. Pay is $50 Less taxes and agency fees...
we will have a casting on Tuesday 7/25 at the MarkMark office-1619 Broadway between 49 & 50- 4th Floor. - sign in sheet type deal.
10-4 Tuesday.
if you would like to attend the casting please email your name number and a full body picture to JT say on the email you will be attending the casting you may call for more info
what to bring
1 bikini or sexy outfit
JT 212-947-XXXX

Sincerely, JT
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Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Heavy On Character Description... Low On Plot (And Pay).

HD COMEDY FEATURE
XXXXX Production is casting a comedic feature about commitment vs. alluring models (because we all know, the two can never, EVER co-exist). Armando XXXXX, dir. Shooting begins July 3-28 in Jersey City, NJ and NYC.Seeking—Orlando: 28 to mid-30s, Hispanic or Caucasian, unhappy video porn editor, sexually frustrated, contemplating cheating on his girlfriend, reserved, observant, insecure, average Joe, LEAD; Oscar: 28 to mid-30s, any ethnicity, modeling agent, shallow, self-centered, dates only models, funny, hip Metrosexual type, brief partial nudity; Chris: 30 to mid-30s, any ethnicity, bitter, divorced, poor photographer, chain-smoker, supporting; Michelle and Lena: 20s, sexy fashion-video models, confident, social, know how to dance seductively (There girls have mad skillz!), Michelle’s role requires brief topless nudity; Augustina and Sonia: 20s, sexy, sensual, bikini models type, cokehead, laidback, self-assured sexually, can dance, Brazilian or any ethnicity, partial nudity for both; Jessica: 20s, Caucasian, Hispanic, or mix, attractive, aggressive, blunt, doesn’t take crap from anyone, well-toned body, uses it to her advantage; Jessica’s Boyfriend: 20s, Guido type, drunk angry bodybuilder; Stripper: sexy, persuasive, hustler.Auditions will be held by appt. in April in NYC. Email pix & résumés to XXXXX, Attn: Armando. Possible pay, no housing provided. Producer plans to apply for SAG Ultra Low Budget Film Agreement.

Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Every Casting Should Have An Open Bar

Casting for lingerie shoot
Jt TALENT AND CASTING along with digani lingerie
Will be casting for a catalog shoot for this Saturday
If your are chosen wed you will be in the shoot Saturday
No pay but great exposure and more

This shoot will be a lot of fun and take placeAt the Manhattan center On Saturday July 9th
we need the following
Ladies 21 to 35 in great shape who look good in a bikini Ladies must be comfortable in lingerie and have a great Attitude and sexy look. Any ethnic welcome
We need good-looking males 21 to 30 Any ethnic must have a good look

Ladies please wear tight fitting clothes Guys please dress to impress

Open bar 1pm to 11pm And open buffet to show we care (How about showing you care the old-fashioned way - with a PAYCHECK and a real, normal casting in an office...)
Chicken pasta and salad 21 and over please
No sneakers or shortsThe casting will be this wed July 6th
At suede 161 west 23rd street btw6th and 7th ave from 10pm to 12pm
Must say JT TALENT AND CASTING To get in free
Sincerely,JT
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Thursday, February 17, 2005

Can You Call It An Interview?

must have pictures by email before friday feb 18th
THE HUSTLER CLUB - NY Interviews: Wednesday February 23, 2005 NON-UNION COMMERCIAL RATE: $400 SEEKING: [ SEXY EXOTIC DANCERS } Females, Caucasian Blondes, Asians, Latinos. Must be attractive, incredibly sexy, have a beautiful body, and be able to dance. No nudity involved. Wear sexy clothing for audition. Bring several headshots and photos to leave. Breast augmentation a plus.
Sincerely,JT


"Yeah mom, I'm really excited. It's at The Hustler Club... No, mom, geez! I'm not gonn abe a stripper! I just have to get a boob job and wear a thong bikini in the middle of winter - that's ALL! Sheesh. And leave about a dozen photos behind for the guys, you know, so they can remember my face. And my phone number. It's just an 'interview'! God. I don't understand why you're always so overprotective. I know - why don't you put dad on the phone..."