Tuesday, October 08, 2002

Dear Jerk,

Casting immiediately for a 10-15 min. DV short. Looking for: "Courtney" - LEAD - American Asian Female (little/no Asian accent) Age 20-30, attractive, MUST SING & DANCE WELL. Tasteful nudity required. Possible future pay. Send Headshots, Resumes, and a cover letter explaining why you should be in the movie A.S.A.P. to: THE CHANCARON BAND MOVIE, XXXXX St., Flushing, NY 11354, or by email to: XXXXX.com.

A letter stating why I should be in the movie? How about because I'm stupid enough to show you and your creepy friends my boobs for free. Sound like a good enough reason to you?

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