Monday, April 29, 2013

"Topless Supporting" Is My New Favorite Phrase

Two topless women (Supporting parts) (Manhattan, Brooklyn)


Conceptual Music Video speaking about Passion, Death and parenthood. (?)
Female, ages 18-40, All Ethnicities
Two topless women: (Supporting) This two women will be topless in the backgroung and from profile. We will see their breast (just one?) from far away.
We will shoot it in a studio on the 6 of May in Manhattan. Shoot on film 16mm.
  • Location: Manhattan, Brooklyn
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
  • Compensation: 50$

File This Under: Generally Confusing

Aflac is Hiring! Dance to Success (queens)


AFLAC IS A NEW YORK STOCK EXCHANGE COMPANY AND ONE OF THE MOST ADMIRED COMPANIES IN AMERICA. WE ARE HIRING FOR SALES ASSOCIATES AND WILL GET YOU GOING. PLEASE REPLY IN CONFIDENCE AND SUBMIT RESUME.
  • Location: queens
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
  • Compensation: no pay
Dancing sales associates? For no pay? Weird.

Monday, April 22, 2013

Sexy Women = Death. Duh.

FLESH FOR THE BEAST "TSUKIKO'S CURSE" (Female roles)
Web Series
Non-Union
Pay Rate: $100
Production Co.: Fever Dreams
Director/Producers: Carl XXXXX, John XXXXX
Audition: date TBA
Casting Director: Brandon XXXXX
Shoot/Start Date: Mid April
Location: NY/NJ

SUBMIT ELECTRONICALLY ASAP! TEL: 908 XXX XXXX

PHONE NUMBER INCLUDED FOR QUESTIONS ABOUT NUDITY ONLY.

NOTE: IF POSSIBLE, PLEASE SUBMIT ONLINE DEMO CLIPS ALONG WITH SUBMISSION.

There is nudity in this project.  Nudity is NOT required at auditions.  It will be discussed for any callbacks.

Dressing rooms and robes will be provided on set.  Series contains erotic scenes in a horror/occult nature - black magic rituals, erotic vampire scenes, etc. in the style of TRUE BLOOD and AMERICAN HORROR STORY.

Based on the best selling feature film. A six part series for the web and other online services. From the producers of the Hulu series "Shinobi Girl".

Seeking:

[ COUNTESS FREUDSTEIN ]
(female, 30s-40s) elegant, beautiful aristocratic woman who’s looks hide her true age! NUDITY REQUIRED

[ TWO VAMPIRE GIRLS ]
INGRID & MAGDELENA (female, 20s)
Two super sexy stripper vampires who lure young men to cemeteries and drain them of their blood. They serve a Countess who bathes in blood to retain her youth and immortality. NUDITY REQUIRED.

STORY: Years ago, a team of paranormal researchers went to investigate a supposedly haunted house. None were ever seen again. Now, a new team lead by a powerful psychic, is returning to the scene and they're taking every precaution possible, to ensure they won't suffer the same fate.

Is it really 'suffering' if your captors are hot strippers?

But seriously, when I think of scary hot ladies... I think of this. And this. And definitely this. *shiver*

Monday, April 15, 2013

Sounds Like It.

"A HARD PILL TO SWALLOW" is dark humor, horror, and suspenseful film directed by Cyril XXXXX
Project Type: Webisode/Webseries
Union Status: Non-Union
Pay Scale: No pay. Food, transportation and reel provided.
Shoot Date: 05/01/13


Synopsis
A female gynecologist discovers a top secret drug can which resolve fertility issues while also increasing sex drive. She recommends the drug for the husband of her patient who seems to have a low sex drive. As usage of the drug begins to change his life he also starts experiencing side effects like memory loss. Meanwhile he suddenly has an enormous sexual appetite. Requesting Submissions From New Jersey, New York, Puerto Rico


HOOKERS / Non-Union / "Supporting" / Supporting / Female / All Ethnicities / 20-30
Seeking 3 hookers. Sexy body/dressed has hookers. Eddie (the husband) will wake up next to the 3 dead hookers, a lot of coke on the table. He wont have any memories of what happened the night before. This role involves partial nudity being dressed as a hooker in underwear. Please apply only if you are comfortable with the role.
Wardrobe: dressed as hookers (duh)
Rate: no pay , transportation, food , reel provided
   
STUDENTS / Non-Union / "Supporting" / Supporting / Male or Female / All Ethnicities / 18-20
Seeking talent to portray male and female students. Females need to be looking young and sexy. This is because of the drug Eddie is taking he will be focus on the attractiveness of the young female students. (Riiiiiiight.... blame it on the drugs, Eddie.)
Wardrobe: young student type of look
Rate: transportation , food , reel provided
 

LINDZY THE WIFE / Non-Union / "Leading" / Principal / Female / Caucasian / 30-40
Lindzy is a very attractive woman. Many men desire her but she is faithful to her husband. She is really frustrated that her husband has a low sex drive, she feels miserable and really wants to improve that aspect of her life. This role involves partial nudity. Underwear and a bathing suit.
Wardrobe: sexy classy (Like, you know - underwear and a bathing suit.)
Rate: No pay. Food, transportation and reel provided.
Sexual Situations: . This role involves partial nudity. Underwear and a bathing suit. Sexual situations making love to her husband
 

 EDDIE THE HUSBAND / Non-Union / "Leading" / Principal / Male / Caucasian / 30-40
Eddie is a good looking man. He would do anything to make his wife happy. He is a teacher. He is really frustrated about his fertility issue since he really wants to have a kid. A Bradley Cooper type of look would be perfect.
Wardrobe: white collar type of guy
Rate: no pay
Nudity/Sexual Situations: As far as the nudity Eddie will appear in underwear Sexual Situations love scenes with his wife, he will also wake next to 3 dead hookers


For what it's worth, I thought this female gynecologist discovered a drug for women, not men. But I guess it's for men? Whatever. Let's not get bogged down in specifics. What matters here is the completely original plot: A man on fertility drugs becomes sex-crazed and kills three prostitutes. (So... take that, Rush Limbaugh? Being a drugged-up 'slut' isn't just for chicks anymore.)

Wednesday, April 03, 2013

And Then There's This

$100 to best chewbacca impression (Seattle)


I've been wanting to do this for a while and now that I have some extra cash, here it goes. Call my number below, give me your best chewbacca impression, say your name and give a phone number I can call you back at. Leave a message if I don't answer.

I'll contact the winner for mailing options

503 XXX-XXXX

Good luck!

Shane

If the posting's still up, the contest is still on!

  • Location: Seattle
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
  • Compensation: $100 to winner
Yes, good luck.