Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Seeking Douchy 'Bro-Type' With Duckface

 Douchey Bro type needed (Chicago)

Need an actor for a fake Axe body spray type commercial that will be apart of a short film. It's non-paid but will be filmed on a beach, so that's cool right? (Dude!) Only a couple of hours next Sunday around magic hour. (Magic hour? What is that? Is this 'bro code' for... WHAT THE HELL IS MAGIC HOUR??? It's not in the Urban Dictionary.) Meals and reels.


* Location: Chicago
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: no pay

I think this is my new favorite ad (their photo - not mine). Pucker up!

Monday, May 20, 2013

Every Adventure Needs A Sci-Fi Prostitute

Production: Caihong City (Feature Film)
Location: Brooklyn
Employer: Caihong City
Duration: 2 months (shoot is 2 weeks), starts June (non-Union artist contracts)        
Payment is on a lo/no/deferred basis.

Director: Florina XXXXX. 'Caihong City' is a post-apocalyptic sci-fi fairy tale of a man's quest to overcome class segregation in an ever-divided city.

TO APPLY send an email to XXXXX.com STATING THE ROLE YOU ARE APPLYING FOR IN THE SUBJECT LINE and attach your photo (headshot and full body), a resume (if applicable), and a brief paragraph stating your interest to work on this project.

We will contact you ASAP if we think you are a good match and schedule an audition on either Wed or Fri (May 15th and 17th).


Rehearsals TBA (end of June, beginning of July) in New York
Shoot dates July 10th - July 28th in New York

No Pay but Food, Credit, Copy of film, Delivered scenes for actor's portfolio/reel, opportunity to work with international award-winning crew

For more about the project check out our Indiegogo campaign that features an introductory video from Romanian director Florina XXXXX and co-writer and actor Zhao XXXXX.

Web: XXXXX.com

Apply to: Anastasia XXXXX
12 breakdowns:

1.   Miss Berbek (Supporting): Male, 35-55 , All Ethnicities - comfortable with cross dressing (drag) - MAIN villain of the film - able to speak gibberish - skinny - creepy smile is a must

2.   Ecaterina (Supporting): Female, 40-50 , Caucasian - toned body on the skinny side, (toned arms) - natural blonde hair - Russian ethnicity is a plus - Able to look older or younger at different moments

3.   Tanti Lili (Day Player): Female, 35-64 , All Ethnicities - need to speak Romanian ! - jolly, healthy looking - big breasts

4.  Lebrac (Day Player): Male, 50-70 , All Ethnicities - speaking French is a plus - skinny - strong bone structure

5. Wu Ayi (Day Player): Female, 60-90 , Asian - OK with semi-nudity (scene is in a bathhouse, character is in hot water) - speaks Chinese - quiet and wise

6.  Renmin Square Seller (Day Player): Female, 61-80 , All Ethnicities - able to speak gibberish - small - evil

7. Bunny Hat Boy (Day Player): Male, 20-30 , All Ethnicities - able to speak gibberish, talk fast - excitable - natural and overwhelming hand gestures - nerdy appearance

8. Old Man (Day Player): Male, 66-91 , All Ethnicities - able to speak gibberish - bald and skinny

9.  Brothel's Guardian (Day Player): Male, 30-50 , All Ethnicities - skinny - aggressive - evil

10.  Maake (Supporting): Males & Females, 10-13 , All Ethnicities - either a young boy or young girl - natural leader, confident - skinny - able to speak gibberish - big speaking role (monologue) need not memorize, but improvise • Drunk Tranny (Day Player): Male, 18-64 , All Ethnicities - comfortable with cross-dressing - able to speak gibberish - flamboyant and sexy - comfortable with smoking • Sektor Rogvaiv Child (Background / Extra): Males & Females, 5-15 , All Ethnicities - children please apply, any ethnicity and/or gender - children will be dressed in poor attire and will be carrying for wounded soldiers

11.  Codak (Day Player): Male, 40-64 , All Ethnicities - good-looking and professional look (could pass for someone working in the financial district) - able to speak gibberish • Sci-fi Prostitutes (What exactly is a sci-fi prostitute?) (Day Player): Males & Females, 21-60 , All Ethnicities - comfortable with semi-nudity - wearing awesome costumes inside a brothel • Slums Inhabitant ( Background / Extra): Males & Females, 18-64 , All Ethnicities - wear awesome slums costume, eat for free and chill with the crew and cast in exchange for extra work

12.  Serioja (Lead Character's young self) (Day Player): Male, 8-13 , Caucasian - blond hair - as young looking as possible - able to scream and cry (child is in pain) - Russian ethnicity a plus • Liu Junjie (Lead Character's young self) (Day Player): Male, 6-14 , Asian - Chinese ethnicity - able to simulate pain - playing the lead character's younger version • Lavinia (Lead Character's young version) (Day Player): Female, 10-15 , Caucasian - black hair - any similarity with actress below a definite plus (young girl plays lead actress' younger self in the film), skinny body

Just FYI - on the Indiegogo page, the title is described:

'Caihong City' Or the Rainbow-Colored Adventures of a Dying Chinese Genius, a Crazy Homeless Russian and a Depressed Romanian Prostitute

I guess maybe they decided that was too 'on-the-nose'? My absolute favorite kinds of ads are those that don't want to pay you anything, and in return you must get naked, improvise, bring your own costumes (and kids), be 'able to look older or younger at different moments,' be a background extra, etc etc. Good grief. The only reward in extra work is pay. Cash money. And besides - ever hear of the phrase "You get what you pay for"? 

Monday, May 13, 2013

Just Your Typical Music, Radio, TV & Erotic Entertainment Producer Opportunity

Producer-Filmmaker Seeking Female Entrepreneur Partner (NYC/LI/NNJ)


Filmmaker/Producer in both Film & Music industries looking for woman to be partner in a VERY lucrative enterprise in NYC/NNJ areas ONLY. My former partner moved out of country for health reasons. (Oh boy...)

I am one of the EXTREMELY rare producers who can deliver high-end content for both the video/film & music industries. (So says you.)

In VIDEO/FILM: I have shot/edited PRO music videos, feature legit films/docs & erotic films. (And... there it is.)

In MUSIC: I have many years experience producing mostly female music talent with TOP major label contacts, as well as producing soundtracks for docs & pro Erotic films. I am also a professional working musician/FM radio DJ.

YOU HAVE: Either access to female talent (for modeling, singing, acting, hosting, web cam, etc.), or you have an Erotic website business (videos, webcam, etc....)


* Location: NYC/LI/NNJ
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: Adult & Music Industry as well as Major Cable company High End contacts 

And you're only looking for females because...?

Monday, May 06, 2013

Educating Boys On The Three S's: Sloth, Steaks & Sexism.

WE MADE IT (Fat Boy Swag)
Music Video
SAG-AFTRA (New Media Agreement)
No Pay / Deferred as per agreement       

Artist: Shawn XXXXX
Production Co.: Smith Hage Productions
Casting Director: Ashley XXXXX
Interview Dates: 5/1/13
Callback Dates: 5/2/13
Shoot/Start Date: 5/4/13
Location: Brooklyn NY




11-14 – He is the star of this video. Must be able to work confidently while exposing his stomach.

These are the other two main characters that serve as the heart and soul of this video. We are looking for two women that are RIDICULOUSLY HOT! (Must be able to work comfortably while exposing...most everything?)

BRIEF SYNOPSIS: A chubby kid sits in an apartment by himself. He’s dressed in super trendy clothing, with a ps3 joystick clenched in his hand. American junk food clutters the coffee table around him.  Two RIDICULOUSLY HOT VOLUPTUOUS women scantily dressed walk into the room. One has a pizza box the other has a milk shake. They come to each side of him and feed him the food. The kid has a look of “I’m the MAN” on his face. The kid shoos them off, they return with more junk food as the kid snaps his fingers and calls the shots.  After analyzing his body in the mirror, he decides to workout. He runs up stairs for exercise. The more he works out the more confident he feels. There is never any change in his body – he’s proud of his body. After all, he seems to be doing better than most in the lady department… We continue to cut back and forth from the workout session to him hanging out on the couch.  We exit this charade with the kid hanging out on a Brooklyn corner, the two girls on both sides of him, shaking their butts and dancing really over the top. He’s chilling like a pimp, bobbing his head. He’s swagged out - This is FAT BOY SWAG!

A). That is not a brief synopsis.
B). How young is this 'kid' that is being flanked by RIDICULOUSLY HOT BABES that he gets to order around? 
C). This video would never be considered if the roles were reversed.