Friday, December 28, 2007

Why Am I Skeptical?

ORLY THE MATCHMAKER

Orly the Matchmaker (prod.) is casting two commercials: A High-End Matchmaker and Finding Your Perfect Match. Sam XXXXX, dir. Shooting begins Feb. 14 in Los Angeles, CA.

Seeking—Males and Females: 20-70, any ethnicity, great shape, stunning, elegant, outgoing, fun, great personality.

Auditions will be held by appt. only Jan.-Feb. at the Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills, CA. Possible additional auditions will be held in NYC. For an audition appt., send pix & résumés by Feb. 2008 to Orly the Matchmaker, XXXXX Beverly Hills Blvd., Los Angeles, CA 90048. Include a variety of pix. Come to the audition looking “stunning, very high end, a perfect 10 in and out, and very elegant.” Absolutely no phone calls or drop-offs. No fees or purchases required. Professional pay, plus copy, credit, meals, travel, and lodging provided.

Dressing up for a little matchmaking at a fancy hotel sounds a little more like high-end hooking than auditioning - does it not? Hmmm...

Thursday, December 20, 2007

This Woman Deserves A Prize (Or At Least $20)

NYFA, ‘NO MORE’

Heaseung XXXXX (writer-dir.) is casting No More, a 16mm color NYFA thesis film about a love story between an old lady and a young man. Shooting Feb. 26-March 1 in NYC.

Seeking—Jina: female, 60s-early 70s, Caucasian, American, was a beautiful actress when she was young, still elegant now, partial topless nudity required; Danny: male, 20s, Hispanic, muscular, face looks soft, kind, handsome, good-natured; Sarah: female, early 20s, Jina’s granddaughter, pretty, bright, glamorous, partial nudity required.

Also seeking staff—Director of Photography: must be good with 16mm camera and light packages; Sound Recorder: must be good at solving noise problems; Production Designer: must have experience.

Auditions will be held by appt. only. Send pix & résumés to XXXXX.com. No pay, but copy, credit, meals, and travel provided. SAG Student Film Agreement.

Gabby loves it when more mature ladies get good, juicy roles. Toplessness is, um, well... to each his own, I guess. But if this gal is game for baring it all then she deserves a big Thank You! Who taught you your manners, you young whippersnappers???
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