Friday, December 28, 2007

Why Am I Skeptical?

ORLY THE MATCHMAKER

Orly the Matchmaker (prod.) is casting two commercials: A High-End Matchmaker and Finding Your Perfect Match. Sam XXXXX, dir. Shooting begins Feb. 14 in Los Angeles, CA.

Seeking—Males and Females: 20-70, any ethnicity, great shape, stunning, elegant, outgoing, fun, great personality.

Auditions will be held by appt. only Jan.-Feb. at the Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills, CA. Possible additional auditions will be held in NYC. For an audition appt., send pix & résumés by Feb. 2008 to Orly the Matchmaker, XXXXX Beverly Hills Blvd., Los Angeles, CA 90048. Include a variety of pix. Come to the audition looking “stunning, very high end, a perfect 10 in and out, and very elegant.” Absolutely no phone calls or drop-offs. No fees or purchases required. Professional pay, plus copy, credit, meals, travel, and lodging provided.

Dressing up for a little matchmaking at a fancy hotel sounds a little more like high-end hooking than auditioning - does it not? Hmmm...