Friday, September 23, 2005

I Wonder If Sammy Davis Jr. Ever Experienced The Same Discrimination

Roderick XXXXX (writer-dir.) is casting "Infidelity," a DV feature film shooting in October and November in and around NYC. Seeking—Trey: male, early 30s, African-American, 6'+, muscular; Mrs. Peabody: female, 50-60; Baby Girl: female, 40-50, African-American, plus-sized prostitute; Tyler: male, 40-50, African-American, haggard; Rosa: female, 50-60, Latina, immigrant; Various Larger Roles: males and females, late 20s–early 30s, African-American. Ladies, no fake hair and no fake eyes. Send pix & résumés to XXXXX NYC 10031... No pay, but credit, videocopy, and meals provided. Nonunion.

I'll Take A Pack Of Menthols, Today's 'Times', And... Oh - Are Those Melons Ripe?

Blood Bath Pictures is casting for "Bikini Blood Bath," an indie DV feature horror film starring Debbie XXXXX. Jon XXXXX & Thomas XXXXX, dir.-prods.; Bruce XXXXX, prod. Shooting Oct. 15-23 in central CT. Seeking—Actresses: attractive females, ages 18-35, lead and supporting roles, nudity required. Auditions will be held Sept. 24, 4-8 p.m. at The Underground Deli, (Like, as in and actual deli? Where you can get a sandwich and a pickle?) 1537 Stanley St., New Britain, CT (across the street from CCSU, beneath Another Bookstore, at Central Square Plaza). Sides will be provided and the auditions will be filmed. At the optional callback, one topless scene will be performed off-camera (in front of two male producers and two female casting assistants). Because they don't care how your breasts look on-camera. And they don't want to be disrespectful of you, you know, by having you taped naked if you don't get the part. They would never disrespect women like that when they can just simply pull you aside into the handicap stall of the men's room at - what I am sure is - a very nice food store and have you flash them there, where the image of your boobs will only remain in their twisted minds and NOT on film. They would never do that. Ever. Because they obviously see women as being very worthwhile and respectable creatures, with a lot more to offer the world than some b-rated acting and their exposed bosoms. If you cannot attend the auditions, send pix, résumés, and reels to Attn: Jon XXXXX, XXXXX, Plantsville, CT 96479; email; or call Jon at XXXXX. For more info, visit Pay (although you're not getting paid for the naked callback), plus videocopy, credit, meals, and lodging provided. Nonunion.

Thursday, September 15, 2005

Will Work For Free DVD's

ladies needed for troma film

TROMA SHOOTIntroduction for Touch Me in the Morning, director XXXXX XXXXX (Cabin Fever) new movie. Lloyd XXXXX and the Troma Team need 8 - 10 ladies for party scene for DVD release. No pay but great exposure (I bet! "This costume makes me feel like my ass is hanging out..."), screen credit, and free DVDs. the shoot is thursday sep 15th if interested email JT a fullbody shot and your # and he will give you the info Please dress sexy. Date: Thursday, Sept. 15 2pm - 4pm (Wow. A two hour film shoot. You know it's gonna be good.)

Sincerely, JT