The Not-Very-Originals

JT Talent and Casting will be casting B Originals New (new what?) that will be shot on Sunday Nov 15th in Paterson NJ from 1 pm to 6pm.

This video will have the amazing DJ Deep Freeze from Sub Zero Magazine and DVD. There is no pay but Great exposure and a Chance to meet some Great People. We are looking for the following parts

1 (10) Female Models 21 to 30 any ethic (Really? Any ethics welcome? That's dicey...) sexy good Bodies (You know - ladies who are looking for their Mr. Good Bodies...)
2 (4) Female HIP Hop Dancers any Ethnic
3 (2) Body Guards Big Bouncer Types

Here is the Breakdown if you are interested please email JT Pictures and info

Artist Name : Be OriginalSong Title : "Roll It Hold It"

Scene Props : Cars, House backdrops, Champagne Bottles, Cameras, Models, Dancers, Food, ECT. (Do we need to bring our own props or something? Why are you telling us this?)

Content : The video will portray Be Original as an artist performing the song in three or more scenarios including car scenes, club scene and with dancers. The song is an upbeat hip-hop dance song with a lot of energy. One scene will also show a photo shoot of models posing and walking catwalk style.

SCENE ONE : The song starts with an announcement and the scenes will show Be Original, the cars and models and other participants in the video. The break of the song will show dancers, Be Original and dancers.

SCENE TWO : The first verse of the song comes in and Be Original is shown performing with partners, then with models and than by himself.

SCENE THREE : There is a break in the song that will feature the dancers, then props such as champagne bottles and more cars. (The image in my head of this scene is hysterical.)

SCENE FOUR : This scene will show all participants (especially models) going crazy to the song. Be Original will do certain scenes that don't show him performing just may be grooving to the beat, blowing kisses at models or posing by the cars ECT. (IT'S ETC. FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! Short for ET CETERA.)

SCENE FIVE : Dancers are dancing hard to the song and lyrics (To the song and lyrics? At the same time?! Crazy.). More models getting their pictures taken and doing sexy poses and wilding out with the guys.

SCENE SIX : This scene shows BeOriginal getting in and out of cars, with the models in the cars, models say certain lyrics and everyone having a great time. The shoots are open for suggestions on creative input, camera angles and wardrobe.

This particular day of shooting will also include random shots of guests who are willing to participate in the video. There will also be group model scenes of the posing and dancing. Many of the scenes will be in slow motion to add drama to the video (and sloooowly jiggling boobs...)

Any questions or concerns call JT　
646-XXX-XXXX　or 646-XXX-XXXX

Oh... Canada... *sigh*

"Mindeaters" CASTING AUDITIONS (richmond) (You're just casting the auditions? Let me know when you're casting the actual film...)
Date: 2009-10-08, 2:04PM PDT
Reply to: XXXXX.org

CANAWOOD PRODUCTIONS INC. is holding AUDITIONS for...
NON-UNION and UNPAID CAST. Craft services provided on set. For an Independent 90 min Feature Horror Film. ‘MINDEATERS’, Unearthed and hungry (these people seem to be obsessed with food - keep reading:)...

Plot: Grandparents vocational home (a vocational home? are you sure?) seems like the right place to have a killer house party.
Full Synopsis (which totally different from a "plot", you guys, which is why they need both): Four college friends decide to have the party of the century, little did they know the horror living underneath the garden. One by one they all get infected. Horror and gore ensue.

CAST AUDITIONS
Saturday 17th Casting Auditions 8pm-11pm (3hrs)
Sunday 18th Casting Auditions 10am-4pm (6hrs)

AUDITION LOCATION
#XXXXX Rd. RICHMOND. It is a STUDIO, just down by the Aberdeen Skytrain Station.

Leads: [CYNDI] Cheerleader**, [STEPHANIE] Hot Girl, [TINA] Weird Girl
Supporting: [QUINN] Shower Couple**, [KELSEY] Shower Couple**, [IVY] Pansexual-twin**
Featured: [ANDY] strips down to boxers**, [BRAD] Freshmen**, [DAN] Sex Couple**, [FELIX] Stoner Kid, [NATE] Fighting Couple, [VINCE] Injured Jock**, [XAVIER] Nerd**, [ERICA] Sex Couple**, [GINGER] Drug Dealer, [HAILEY] Twin, [OLIVIA] Fighting Couple, [PHOEBE] Gardener, [WILLOW] Cocaine Gal, [YASMINE] Vegan Girl**, [ZOE] Breakfast Special (WTF??? Even the Urban Dictionary couldn't help me with this one... though I have a gross feeling some of the similarly-titled entries weren't far off from what they're looking for)
Extras (4): [MALE #1] [MALE #2] [FEMALE #1] [FEMALE #2]

*Entire movie is a house party filmed in one location in COQUITLAM (that's in British Columbia, FYI, where they seem to like YELLING THE NAMES OF THEIR TOWNS!).
** Some NUDITY and PARTIAL NUDITY required for certain Characters, from being in underwear to topless. 2 male Stunt actors needed.

If you are interested please email: XXXXX.com
Please mark email Subject: CAST and (Your Name)
Example; Email Subject line: CAST, Dave L’Heureux
Please include your full name, resume and headshot.
Thank you for your interest.

About: CANAWOOD PRODUCTIONS INC. registered with the government as of June 12, 2007 is a newer film production company, creating independent creative projects. Where the name comes from; Canada + Hollywood = Canawood.

Canawood Productions Inc.’s aim is to continue working and trying to build awareness of itself, of its cast and crew, members and associates it works with. Through this proliferation of boobs on film, er - dedication and hard work, the goal is to raise funds from interested investors. Canawood plans on pursuing larger projects that would be distributed, achieving renowned, respect and recognition.

A passionate and aggressive goal for success and achievement Canawood Productions is happy to bring entertainment to the film industry and for all to view. Enjoy and don’t eat too much popcorn. (Ok, mom! You guys... so fun & kind-hearted... exploiting young aspiring actors by getting them to go nude for you for free... now that's the Canawood way!)

Please do not copy, distribute. Material is confidential. It will be provided in confidence. Do not disclose this information to any third parties. (Shhhh!) Copyright ©2007 - 2009 CANAWOOD PRODUCTIONS INC. All Rights Reserved. (You can have them.)

Good thing this takes place in a vocational home - because "Cocaine Gal", "Sex Couple", "Pansexual Twin", "Hot Girl" and the rest, don't seem like quality lines of work. Nor does being a naked idiot on film for free. Better luck in Wood Shop, kids - and don't eat too much popcorn...

Why Don't You Just Pay A Prostitue? Sure, It's Illegal, But This Is Just Ickier.

Aspiring female mode with jealous boyfriend.... (NYC)
Date: 2009-09-15, 11:45AM EDT
Reply to: XXXXX.com

If the title describes you my opportunity is not for you. (*gasp* You tricked me!) I am a professional New York City based photographer with state-of-the-art studios and looking for a aspiring female model who has always dreamed of making it big but have never had the opportunity and the resources to succeed despite her beauty. If you have the will and determination to sleep with me, er - to make it to the top and you have what it takes to succeed this opportunity is right for you. If you have been around the block with photos all over the map and have not been able to make it so far, this is not for you. You need to be fresh, new, curious, willing to push the envelope, attach to nothing and open to everything. If I am describing you, I will unleash my top make-up and hair artists (and the dogs with the bees in their mouth so when they bark they shoot bees at you?), plus I will put at your disposal my professional studio and finances to help you succeed. If interested apply with two recent full body shots, info about you and a contact number. Also make sure your are available this coming Sunday with at least three outfits to test shoot at our studios with my professional make-up and hair artists. Please reply indicating why you are the right individual for this situation. Thanks.

* Location: NYC
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: no pay

So, what was the deal with the boyfriend? Why did you mention that, Mr. Photographer? I can't imagine why that would be important...