Friday, October 26, 2007

The Grey Area

‘THE MERRY TRAVELOGUES,’ CT

Saxon Mills, LLC (prod.) is casting The Merry Travelogues, which is viewed 7,000-10,000 times daily as it moves into its second quarter online, with a growing fan base on online networks around the globe. J. XXXXX, prod.-dir.; Duncan XXXXX, DP; Kimberly XXXXX, line prod. Flexible production dates in CT. Seeking—Female Travel Correspondent: 18-29, silly, sensual, self-confident, able to read a tele-prompter, who can portray naivety with a hint of savvy, should be comfortable with body work in a fun studio environment, producer states: “above all the show is looking for someone who wants to have a blast with some fun scripts.” Note: some in-studio nonsexual partial nudity required, will be masked in the finished product (see sample clips below). Auditions will be held by appt. only. Email pix (headshot and full body shot) & résumés to XXXXX.com. For video samples, visit www.youtube.com/merrymarytravelogues. For more info, visit XXXXX.com. No pay, but copy, credit, and travel provided.

Ok, so you're naked in the studio but not on screen. I might buy that. But if you get to see my ta-tas as we ta-tape, then why not kick a few bucks my way?

By the way, Back Stage has an article this week, The Naked Truth: Rules for Onstage Nudity, which tells you how the professionals should be handling nudity. And really, why settle for anything less? Your goodies deserve the best treatment they can get - am I right? (And I am.)
...

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Dudes vs. Chicks: Inequality In The Nakedness Business

Tsk, tsk. It's 2007, kiddies, and men are still making more bread than their fairer counterparts - across the board! Here's a side-by-side (or a top-to-bottom, if you will) comparison:

‘STREET LURE’
Deep Freeze (prod.) is casting Street Lure, a DV feature film. Carl XXXXX, dir. Shooting weekends Jan.-March, 2008.Seeking—Justin: 19-22, Hispanic, LEAD; Anthony: 26-29, Italian, LEAD; Vito: late 40s-early 50s, drug boss; Johnny: mid-20s, Hispanic or Italian; Rob: 30s, loose cannon; Lou and Sal: bodyguards; Vinny and Tommy: 18-23; Sammy: 50s, collision shop owner; Jennifer: 17-20, princess who’s a secret party girl; Rose: mid-20s, Italian, note: partial nudity required; Kim: early 20s, Hispanic or Italian, note: partial nudity required. Auditions will be held by appt. only Oct. 20 & 27. Email pix & résumés to XXXXX.com Indicate your first choice of roles. No pay, but copy, credit, meals, and travel provided. Producer plans to apply for SAG Ultra Low Budget Film Agreement. (No stereotypes to see here, folks! This is completely original!)

Now for the gents:

‘ANOTHER GAY SEQUEL’ (I love it already)
Eve XXXXX Casting (casting) is casting the indie feature film Another Gay Sequel: Gays Gone Wild!, a satirical gay teen sex comedy. Todd XXXXX, dir. (Edge of Seventeen, Gypsy 83, Another Gay Movie). Shooting late Nov. in Fort Lauderdale, FL.Seeking—All-American College Kid: male, 19-21, hot, sexy, inquisitive gay “everyboy,” perpetually horny but still hasn’t learned the ropes; Sexy Nerd: male, 19-21, attractive, gay bookworm, doesn’t realize how hot he is under those glasses and sweaters; Frat-boy Pledge: male, 18, gay, hot as hell, dumb as a box of rocks (Aren't they always?), enjoys being hazed; Evil Gay Frat-boy: male, 21-23, drop-dead gorgeous, ripped, evil frat-boy villain, maniacal, sadistic alpha-queen; Asian Frat-boy: male, 21-23, sexy, nosey, gay busybody, scheming and sinister. Note: All-American College Kid, Sexy Nerd, and Frat-boy Pledge involve male-on-male love scenes and partial backside nudity; all ethnicities (unless specified).Auditions will be held by appt. only in NYC. Send pix & résumés to XXXXX, NYC XXXXX; indicate preferred role on outside of envelope. Professional pay, plus travel and lodging provided. Producer plans to apply for SAG Modified Low Budget Film Agreement.

Life is so unfair :(

Friday, October 05, 2007

It's Cute How They're So Honest And Excited

Casting Lead Female for Indie Thriller
Reply to: XXXXX.org;
Date: 2007-10-05, 10:19AM EDT

If being chained up, stripped half naked, and terrorized sounds like fun (OMG! You read my mind!), this is the part for you. But it also requires some acting chops because you're not simply the victim. We are seeking females in the range of 25-35. If you haven't guessed from the first sentence, nudity is required (Naturally!) as is travel (I was supposed to guess travel was involved based on the first sentence?). We will be working under the SAG Ultra-Low-Budget Agreement, so travel will be paid and the day-rate is $100 plus meals and lodging. For consideration, please, forward headshots and resumes via Craigslist. Links to online reels are especially appreciated.

· Location: Outside NYC
· it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
· Compensation: no pay


They do pay, they don't pay... I'm not sure. I'm willing to bet they're good for a few bucks. But to be bound, stripped and terrorized, I'd be happy to pay you, my friend!

If You Go Topless In A Strip Club, At Least You'll Get Paid

2 Females Needed for Full-Feature!
Reply to: XXXXX.com; Date: 2007-10-05, 1:26AM EDT


Non-Union Only

Vortex Cinema's Director Lior XXXXX, and assistant director AJ XXXXX are casting for the full feature independent horror film, The Student. The project will begin shooting in January, and will be shot in multiple NYC locations. For more info on this project go to www.VortexCinema.com. SEEKING: Victoria, 18-25, any ethnicity, Jean: 25-30, any ethnicity. Both roles require top nudity. If you have any questions about the roles, please e-mail us. Auditions will be held October 9th, and 11th at Queens College from 5-8pm each day. If interested please e-mail AJ XXXXX at XXXXX.com. If you have them please send headshot and resume. When we receive your e-mail we will send you the directions. Everyone who writes to us will get the info (Hey! We're not picky! Some people call this a "casting", where we hand-select appropriate candidates to audition for us, but we just call it a chance to meet girls who are willing to take their tops off on camera for free - or just "Dude, that's awesome!"). There is no pay, but DVD copy provided, and all roles will credited.

· it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
· Compensation: no pay