Friday, June 09, 2006

Just When You Thought Your 'Guy's Weekend' Hiking Adventure Couldn't Get Any Better...

UNTITLED EROTIC THRILLER
Beech Creek Co. is casting a feature erotic thriller about three guys who get lost in the Maine wilderness and become rescuers to a group of Eastern European women who have been victims of human trafficking at a remote logging camp (It's common knowledge that lumberjacks in the northeast wilderness will pay top-dollar for a sex slave.). John XXXXX, casting. Seeking—Will Krause: late 20s, nerdy but highly capable (Wow, most nerds I know are stupid and incapable), LEAD; Fitz: early 30s, an irreverent smart-ass, supporting; Steve Falvo: mid-to late 30s, a consummate ladies’ man, always on the prowl, usually successful (Do not tell me he hooks up with a traumatized sex slave that he is trying to liberate, or I will set something on fire...); Valentina: early 20s, a tough, funny and beautiful Ukranian girl, some nudity required, LEAD; Ivana: early 20s, somewhat traumatized but resilient, nudity required; Lara: angry and bitter, nudity required; Olga: 50-60, sadistic Ukranian madam; Oblov: 25-35, vicious, hulking enforcer. Note: All female parts require a believable Slavic accent (My "female part" doesn't have an accent, is it supposed to? Now I'm self-conscious...). Email pix & résumés to John XXXXX at XXXXX.com. Some pay. Producer plans to apply for SAG Ultra-Low Budget Film Agreement.

Lumber-Jacking & Human Trafficking: Two great tastes that taste great together!

Thursday, June 01, 2006

Meanwhile, On The 'Mean Streets' Of Rhode Island...

‘BETWEEN SOMETHING AND NOTHING’

Bangorfilms is casting Between Something and Nothing, a feature- length DV comedy-drama about a young gay man working his way through art school by hustling on the mean streets of Providence, RI. Todd XXXXX, dir.-prod. Shooting begins Sept. 1 in Providence, RI.Seeking—Joe: 18-20, idealistic dreamer, art student, nudity and some sexual content required, LEAD; Jennifer: 18-20, street smart, ambitious fashion design student, LEAD; Ramon: 18-20, street hustler, Latin/Hispanic/South American, partial nudity and some sexual content required, LEAD; Art Students: 18+, males and females; Art Teachers: 40+, males and females; Johns: 40+, male, partial nudity and some sexual content required. Send pix & résumés (include email address) to Todd XXXXX, Bangorfilms, 241 W. XXXXX, NYC 10018; or email to XXXXX. For more info, visit www.bangorfilms.com. No pay, but videocopy and credit provided. No pay.

I think the "something" is all the nudity and sexual content, and the "nothing" is your pay.
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Swordplay + Scarred Older Men + Naked Young Women = I Think I'll Skip This One

'LAST KNOWN PHOTOGRAPHS'

Pygmallion Films is casting Last Known Photographs, a DV or HD DV short about a grizzled old drunken Samurai who loses the only thing he loves anymore, his sword. Lawrence XXXXX, dir.; Chris XXXXX, DP. Shooting the last week of June. Seeking—Dutch (That doesn't sound Japanese): 48-60, scars and a hard life a plus (Hey, buddy - you look like you have a hard life! Come audition for us!), knowledge of sword fighting in any style; Scarlet: 23-30, pretty with an attitude, partial nudity required; Various Supporting Roles: 20s-30s, two for each gender, must be willing to use your own wardrobe. Casting immediately. Send pix & résumés (include email address) to XXXXX Casting, 494 XXXXX Dr., Marietta, GA 30068; or email to XXXXX, attn: Lawrence XXXXX. No pay, but videocopy, credit, and meals provided. Producer plans to apply for a SAG Short Film Agreement.
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