Need writers of screenplays
Feature Horror
Posted: 06/20/13
Location: TREASURE VALLEY- BOISE ID
Deferred Pay: [Willing to share the proceeds with the screenwriter.]
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Hello- we have written a horror and other-worldy book. It would translate wonderfully into a movie and we are in need of a writer that can write a screenplay to present to producers in Hollywood. We have several producers lined up but need the screenplay to proceed. We would be willing to share the proceeds with the screenwriter. Please email if you are interested.
Oh how kind! You will graciously allow someone to spend their days and nights deeply immersed in your Great American Paranormal Horror Opus, in order to turn it into a sellable screenplay for your own gain, and are still willing to share in the proceeds? Salt of the earth, you are.
This gives me an idea for a horror story: A talented-yet-struggling creative artists puts her/himself through school and upon graduation into the 'real world' is faced with only poorly-paying or non-paying opportunities to spin crap into gold.
Good luck. And may I kindly suggest FinalDraft, your own elbow grease, and simply googling the phrase "How to write a screenplay"?
(Special thanks to an eagle-eyed reader and talented writer, Jessica Rotondi for sharing this ray of sunshine. Cheers!)
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Tuesday, June 25, 2013
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Monday, April 22, 2013
Sexy Women = Death. Duh.
FLESH FOR THE BEAST "TSUKIKO'S CURSE" (Female roles)
Web Series
Non-Union
Pay Rate: $100
Production Co.: Fever Dreams
Director/Producers: Carl XXXXX, John XXXXX
Audition: date TBA
Casting Director: Brandon XXXXX
Shoot/Start Date: Mid April
Location: NY/NJ
SUBMIT ELECTRONICALLY ASAP! TEL: 908 XXX XXXX
PHONE NUMBER INCLUDED FOR QUESTIONS ABOUT NUDITY ONLY.
NOTE: IF POSSIBLE, PLEASE SUBMIT ONLINE DEMO CLIPS ALONG WITH SUBMISSION.
There is nudity in this project. Nudity is NOT required at auditions. It will be discussed for any callbacks.
Dressing rooms and robes will be provided on set. Series contains erotic scenes in a horror/occult nature - black magic rituals, erotic vampire scenes, etc. in the style of TRUE BLOOD and AMERICAN HORROR STORY.
Based on the best selling feature film. A six part series for the web and other online services. From the producers of the Hulu series "Shinobi Girl".
Seeking:
[ COUNTESS FREUDSTEIN ]
(female, 30s-40s) elegant, beautiful aristocratic woman who’s looks hide her true age! NUDITY REQUIRED
[ TWO VAMPIRE GIRLS ]
INGRID & MAGDELENA (female, 20s)
Two super sexy stripper vampires who lure young men to cemeteries and drain them of their blood. They serve a Countess who bathes in blood to retain her youth and immortality. NUDITY REQUIRED.
STORY: Years ago, a team of paranormal researchers went to investigate a supposedly haunted house. None were ever seen again. Now, a new team lead by a powerful psychic, is returning to the scene and they're taking every precaution possible, to ensure they won't suffer the same fate.
Is it really 'suffering' if your captors are hot strippers?
But seriously, when I think of scary hot ladies... I think of this. And this. And definitely this. *shiver*
Web Series
Non-Union
Pay Rate: $100
Production Co.: Fever Dreams
Director/Producers: Carl XXXXX, John XXXXX
Audition: date TBA
Casting Director: Brandon XXXXX
Shoot/Start Date: Mid April
Location: NY/NJ
SUBMIT ELECTRONICALLY ASAP! TEL: 908 XXX XXXX
PHONE NUMBER INCLUDED FOR QUESTIONS ABOUT NUDITY ONLY.
NOTE: IF POSSIBLE, PLEASE SUBMIT ONLINE DEMO CLIPS ALONG WITH SUBMISSION.
There is nudity in this project. Nudity is NOT required at auditions. It will be discussed for any callbacks.
Dressing rooms and robes will be provided on set. Series contains erotic scenes in a horror/occult nature - black magic rituals, erotic vampire scenes, etc. in the style of TRUE BLOOD and AMERICAN HORROR STORY.
Based on the best selling feature film. A six part series for the web and other online services. From the producers of the Hulu series "Shinobi Girl".
Seeking:
[ COUNTESS FREUDSTEIN ]
(female, 30s-40s) elegant, beautiful aristocratic woman who’s looks hide her true age! NUDITY REQUIRED
[ TWO VAMPIRE GIRLS ]
INGRID & MAGDELENA (female, 20s)
Two super sexy stripper vampires who lure young men to cemeteries and drain them of their blood. They serve a Countess who bathes in blood to retain her youth and immortality. NUDITY REQUIRED.
STORY: Years ago, a team of paranormal researchers went to investigate a supposedly haunted house. None were ever seen again. Now, a new team lead by a powerful psychic, is returning to the scene and they're taking every precaution possible, to ensure they won't suffer the same fate.
Is it really 'suffering' if your captors are hot strippers?
But seriously, when I think of scary hot ladies... I think of this. And this. And definitely this. *shiver*
Wednesday, August 08, 2012
You Had Me At Lesbian Fetish Porn Stars.
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Monday, October 24, 2011
Seeking Free Thinkers Who Are Into Free Nudity
Asian F model needed for horror vid (nj/nyc)
Date: 2011-10-02, 4:40PM EDT
Reply to:XXXXX.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Need asian model for gothic/horror/R-rated music video. Shooting a gory, risque music video that needs a star. Dark subject matter. Some nudity may be involved. Location near Hoboken PATH. Not much pay available but looking for someone who can contribute for the experience (Contribute? Contribute what? Money or boobs? Or both???) (resume and promotion a sure fire thing). Please be a creative free thinker who loves horror movies. Please send head shot, credentials and contact info if interested. Thank you!!!!!!! Location: nj/nyc it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests Compensation: no pay (True, that would be "not much.")
Who isn't a free thinker, really? Seriously. I think we all know by now that requesting "open minds" or "free thinkers" is basically code for "Please don't question our questionable taste. Just take your clothes off." ...
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Date: 2011-10-02, 4:40PM EDT
Reply to:XXXXX.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Need asian model for gothic/horror/R-rated music video. Shooting a gory, risque music video that needs a star. Dark subject matter. Some nudity may be involved. Location near Hoboken PATH. Not much pay available but looking for someone who can contribute for the experience (Contribute? Contribute what? Money or boobs? Or both???) (resume and promotion a sure fire thing). Please be a creative free thinker who loves horror movies. Please send head shot, credentials and contact info if interested. Thank you!!!!!!! Location: nj/nyc it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests Compensation: no pay (True, that would be "not much.")
Who isn't a free thinker, really? Seriously. I think we all know by now that requesting "open minds" or "free thinkers" is basically code for "Please don't question our questionable taste. Just take your clothes off." ...
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Monday, April 25, 2011
Oh The Horror! It's The Same Old Routine: Get Naked & Die (For No Pay)
SLAUGHTER DAUGHTER
Feature Film
NON-UNION
NO PAY
Producer: Slaughtered Heart Productions, Lauren XXXXX, Anne XXXXX
Director: Travis XXXXX
Writer: Lauren XXXXX
Casting Director: Anne XXXXX
Interview Dates: February/March 2011
Callback Dates: March 2011
1st Rehearsal: March 2011
Shoot Dates: Late April-Early May 2011
Location: New York City
SUBMIT ELECTRONICALLY
TEL: (XXX) XXX-XXXX
THERE IS NUDITY IN THIS PROJECT!!
Slaughtered Heart Productions is casting Slaughter Daughter, a micro-budget HD feature heavily influenced by the style of 1970s Italian horror films. All characters mentioned below will be murdered during the course of the film. (Good to know.)
SEEKING:
[ PHYLLIS ]
LEAD. Late 30s-40s, Caucasian, partial nudity required, lesbian kissing required. A Marilyn Monroe type who loves living extravagantly. She's loud, boisterous, and the center of the party. She's also self-centered and can be cold and sarcastic to those closest to her.
[ REEMA ]
30s-40s, of Middle-eastern descent, has an Arabic or British accent, lesbian kissing required. The Jackie to Phyllis' Marilyn. She's calm, demure, and classy.
[ DAVID ]
early 20s, can play Middle-Eastern, full nudity required. He's a hypochondriac who's scared of dying. He has problems being confident and asserting his manhood in his female-dominated family.
[ THE MAID ]
20s-40s, ethnic, must be able to speak a foreign language. She sees all and hears all in the household. Instead of showing her own personality, she tries to blend into the wallpaper and not be noticed.
[ WILLARD ]
40-60s, stage fighting required. Willard is an arrogant billionaire CEO who loves and weds Phyllis. He likes to be in charge and is used to getting his own way.
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Feature Film
NON-UNION
NO PAY
Producer: Slaughtered Heart Productions, Lauren XXXXX, Anne XXXXX
Director: Travis XXXXX
Writer: Lauren XXXXX
Casting Director: Anne XXXXX
Interview Dates: February/March 2011
Callback Dates: March 2011
1st Rehearsal: March 2011
Shoot Dates: Late April-Early May 2011
Location: New York City
SUBMIT ELECTRONICALLY
TEL: (XXX) XXX-XXXX
THERE IS NUDITY IN THIS PROJECT!!
Slaughtered Heart Productions is casting Slaughter Daughter, a micro-budget HD feature heavily influenced by the style of 1970s Italian horror films. All characters mentioned below will be murdered during the course of the film. (Good to know.)
SEEKING:
[ PHYLLIS ]
LEAD. Late 30s-40s, Caucasian, partial nudity required, lesbian kissing required. A Marilyn Monroe type who loves living extravagantly. She's loud, boisterous, and the center of the party. She's also self-centered and can be cold and sarcastic to those closest to her.
[ REEMA ]
30s-40s, of Middle-eastern descent, has an Arabic or British accent, lesbian kissing required. The Jackie to Phyllis' Marilyn. She's calm, demure, and classy.
[ DAVID ]
early 20s, can play Middle-Eastern, full nudity required. He's a hypochondriac who's scared of dying. He has problems being confident and asserting his manhood in his female-dominated family.
[ THE MAID ]
20s-40s, ethnic, must be able to speak a foreign language. She sees all and hears all in the household. Instead of showing her own personality, she tries to blend into the wallpaper and not be noticed.
[ WILLARD ]
40-60s, stage fighting required. Willard is an arrogant billionaire CEO who loves and weds Phyllis. He likes to be in charge and is used to getting his own way.
...
Tuesday, February 08, 2011
Nudity Required; No pay: Trawl V. Troll
Seeking cast for feature ASAP (Andersonville)
Date: 2011-02-08, 4:59PM CST
Reply to: XXXXX.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
PLEASE READ ALL BEFORE REPLYING!
I’m a filmmaker currently casting for a feature film that will hopefully begin shooting in March. This film is ultra low budget but solid. The film is a Horror/Thriller with a dark comedic edge. It also has a gay theme. This should definitely be a fun and successful project with the RIGHT cast.
Plot: The film is about wicked attraction. Two young men, through a set of bizarre circumstances, become serial killers.
Lead roles sought:
Marco:
The original idea for this character was that of a good looking, dark haired, Italian, 25-35yo, who’s in the United States under shady circumstances and is pretty desperate to get back to Europe before he ends up in jail. This character is in very good physical shape (some nudity involved- nothing pornographic). A European from another country (or possibly a South American), other than Italy, may work as well. This character must have a foreign accent but speak good English. This character is a somewhat smooth hustler type who is naturally criminally minded. He has no strong morals to hold him back.
Beth:
This character is very attractive but very overbearing (think younger Karen Walker or such) 25-35yo. She attracts a lot of men with her beauty, but just as quickly repels them with her over-the-top personality (she’s basically a fag-hag who doesn’t know that she’s one).This character is secretly (or not so secretly) in love with the lead male character who continuously repels her advances to no avail. There is also some nudity for this role- nothing pornographic.
Supporting roles sought:
Mr. Hitch:
Annoying, somewhat creepy, middle aged landlord (think Buck Henry) who regularly harasses about late rent payments etc.
Detective Eniss:
Poker faced police detective, around 40, investigating a string of burglaries in the area.
Allen:
This character is the main character’s grouchy, greedy boss. 30-40 yo. He works in debt collections and his bottom line is making money.
The Massage Clients:
I need 5 middle aged men to play massage clients who are murdered. These clients are essentially married men secretly cheating on their wives and trolling (It's "trawling," people. Trolls live under bridges. Just a pet peeve of mine... [Though I see from Wikipedia that "trolling" is also a style of fishing. Hm. But "trawling" connotes casting a wide net to scrape the bottom of the water - which is just altogether seedier than "trolling." I guess both could work, but I think the former is more accurate and what most people mean when using the phrase. And thus concludes our English and fishing lesson for the day.]) for sex. Some of the clients have dialog, others not. You will have to have a great sense of humor and be able to laugh at yourself to play one of these roles. Some nudity involved- nothing pornographic.
***There is no pay for these roles but all actors will be fed. This should be a fun project to work on. I am only looking to work with actors who can COMMIT to the project. Also, you must be available for any scheduled shoot that you are in. So, leads must have flexibility of schedule. The shoot will likely be 8 days; a Thurs-Sun shoot week 1 and a Thurs-Sun shoot the following week. I am hoping for film festivals and distribution on this film. Hoping to start shooting in March, so need committed cast ASAP****
IF INTERESTED PLEASE SEND HEADSHOT AND RESUME. INCLUDE WHICH CHARACTER YOU’RE INTERESTED IN IN THE SUBJECT OF EMAIL. SERIOUS ONLY. THANK YOU!!!
* Location: Andersonville
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: no pay
Gabby learned something today (but she still thinks she's right - go figure).
...
Date: 2011-02-08, 4:59PM CST
Reply to: XXXXX.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
PLEASE READ ALL BEFORE REPLYING!
I’m a filmmaker currently casting for a feature film that will hopefully begin shooting in March. This film is ultra low budget but solid. The film is a Horror/Thriller with a dark comedic edge. It also has a gay theme. This should definitely be a fun and successful project with the RIGHT cast.
Plot: The film is about wicked attraction. Two young men, through a set of bizarre circumstances, become serial killers.
Lead roles sought:
Marco:
The original idea for this character was that of a good looking, dark haired, Italian, 25-35yo, who’s in the United States under shady circumstances and is pretty desperate to get back to Europe before he ends up in jail. This character is in very good physical shape (some nudity involved- nothing pornographic). A European from another country (or possibly a South American), other than Italy, may work as well. This character must have a foreign accent but speak good English. This character is a somewhat smooth hustler type who is naturally criminally minded. He has no strong morals to hold him back.
Beth:
This character is very attractive but very overbearing (think younger Karen Walker or such) 25-35yo. She attracts a lot of men with her beauty, but just as quickly repels them with her over-the-top personality (she’s basically a fag-hag who doesn’t know that she’s one).This character is secretly (or not so secretly) in love with the lead male character who continuously repels her advances to no avail. There is also some nudity for this role- nothing pornographic.
Supporting roles sought:
Mr. Hitch:
Annoying, somewhat creepy, middle aged landlord (think Buck Henry) who regularly harasses about late rent payments etc.
Detective Eniss:
Poker faced police detective, around 40, investigating a string of burglaries in the area.
Allen:
This character is the main character’s grouchy, greedy boss. 30-40 yo. He works in debt collections and his bottom line is making money.
The Massage Clients:
I need 5 middle aged men to play massage clients who are murdered. These clients are essentially married men secretly cheating on their wives and trolling (It's "trawling," people. Trolls live under bridges. Just a pet peeve of mine... [Though I see from Wikipedia that "trolling" is also a style of fishing. Hm. But "trawling" connotes casting a wide net to scrape the bottom of the water - which is just altogether seedier than "trolling." I guess both could work, but I think the former is more accurate and what most people mean when using the phrase. And thus concludes our English and fishing lesson for the day.]) for sex. Some of the clients have dialog, others not. You will have to have a great sense of humor and be able to laugh at yourself to play one of these roles. Some nudity involved- nothing pornographic.
***There is no pay for these roles but all actors will be fed. This should be a fun project to work on. I am only looking to work with actors who can COMMIT to the project. Also, you must be available for any scheduled shoot that you are in. So, leads must have flexibility of schedule. The shoot will likely be 8 days; a Thurs-Sun shoot week 1 and a Thurs-Sun shoot the following week. I am hoping for film festivals and distribution on this film. Hoping to start shooting in March, so need committed cast ASAP****
IF INTERESTED PLEASE SEND HEADSHOT AND RESUME. INCLUDE WHICH CHARACTER YOU’RE INTERESTED IN IN THE SUBJECT OF EMAIL. SERIOUS ONLY. THANK YOU!!!
* Location: Andersonville
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: no pay
Gabby learned something today (but she still thinks she's right - go figure).
...
Monday, January 31, 2011
"YAY! I'M SO HAPPY TO BE TOPLESS AND DANCING! YAAAAY!!!"
DESERT HORROR MOVIE
Non-Union Feature Film Producer: Greg XXXXX
Director: Charles XXXXX
Casting Director: Charles XXXXX
Interview Dates: January 11-15
Callback Dates: Soon thereafter
Shoot/Start Date: March 1, 2011
Pay Rate: Deferred
Location: San Bernardino County and Los Angeles
SUBMIT ELECTRONICALLY THERE IS NUDITY IN THIS PROJECT. TEL: (310) XXX-XXXX PLEASE DON'T DOUBLE-SUBMIT! PLEASE NO PHONE CALLS UNLESS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY!!! THERE WILL BE NO NUDITY REQUIRED AT THE AUDITIONS. IF POSSIBLE, PLEASE SUBMIT ACTOR'S ONLINE DEMO CLIPS ALONG WITH EACH ACTOR SUBMISSION.
An intelligent, character-based horror film. Ensemble cast. Storyline revolves around a discovery at an archeological site in New Mexico. Shooting in 3D in March (Boobs! In 3DD!!! Genius.). NON-UNION.
[ CARMEN ] female, 20s-30s. Latino. Doctoral candidate and seasoned researcher. Athletic, acerbic, hard-edged and impatient. Has a hidden agenda. TASTEFUL NUDITY, ECSTATIC DANCING & SIMULATED SEX SCENE. (Is that supposed to be 'exotic,' or do they really mean 'ecstatic'?)
[ BECCA ] female, 20s. Any ethnicity. Energetic and intelligent graduate student. Must be comfortable with poly-syllabic scientific speech. And must be comfortable in a blood-covered tank top!
[ CONNIE ] female. 20s. Any ethnicity. Undergraduate. Spunky, competent, headstrong. Familiar with car repair. Simulated sex scene.
[ ALBERT ] male. 20s. Any ethnicity. Undergraduate. Earnest, nice guy, and eventual man of action. Simulated sex scene.
[ MAX ] male. 20s. Any ethnicity. Undergraduate. Cocky, wise-ass, oversexed and sexually frustrated. Physically fit.
[ DEREK ] male. 20s. Any ethnicity. Undergraduate. Carmen's reluctant co-conspirator.
[ PROF. JENSEN ] Female. 30s-40s. Any ethnicity. Leader of the dig. Tormented by past professional failings, she is under pressure to deliver a successful research experiment.
[ JOSE ] male. 30s-50s. Latino. Handy-man. Skeptical of these academic types, he keeps to himself. Spanish speaking.
[ FLUTE PLAYER ] male, any age. Latino. Seeking graceful dancer.
[ DANCER ] Must play the flute.
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Non-Union Feature Film Producer: Greg XXXXX
Director: Charles XXXXX
Casting Director: Charles XXXXX
Interview Dates: January 11-15
Callback Dates: Soon thereafter
Shoot/Start Date: March 1, 2011
Pay Rate: Deferred
Location: San Bernardino County and Los Angeles
SUBMIT ELECTRONICALLY THERE IS NUDITY IN THIS PROJECT. TEL: (310) XXX-XXXX PLEASE DON'T DOUBLE-SUBMIT! PLEASE NO PHONE CALLS UNLESS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY!!! THERE WILL BE NO NUDITY REQUIRED AT THE AUDITIONS. IF POSSIBLE, PLEASE SUBMIT ACTOR'S ONLINE DEMO CLIPS ALONG WITH EACH ACTOR SUBMISSION.
An intelligent, character-based horror film. Ensemble cast. Storyline revolves around a discovery at an archeological site in New Mexico. Shooting in 3D in March (Boobs! In 3DD!!! Genius.). NON-UNION.
[ CARMEN ] female, 20s-30s. Latino. Doctoral candidate and seasoned researcher. Athletic, acerbic, hard-edged and impatient. Has a hidden agenda. TASTEFUL NUDITY, ECSTATIC DANCING & SIMULATED SEX SCENE. (Is that supposed to be 'exotic,' or do they really mean 'ecstatic'?)
[ BECCA ] female, 20s. Any ethnicity. Energetic and intelligent graduate student. Must be comfortable with poly-syllabic scientific speech. And must be comfortable in a blood-covered tank top!
[ CONNIE ] female. 20s. Any ethnicity. Undergraduate. Spunky, competent, headstrong. Familiar with car repair. Simulated sex scene.
[ ALBERT ] male. 20s. Any ethnicity. Undergraduate. Earnest, nice guy, and eventual man of action. Simulated sex scene.
[ MAX ] male. 20s. Any ethnicity. Undergraduate. Cocky, wise-ass, oversexed and sexually frustrated. Physically fit.
[ DEREK ] male. 20s. Any ethnicity. Undergraduate. Carmen's reluctant co-conspirator.
[ PROF. JENSEN ] Female. 30s-40s. Any ethnicity. Leader of the dig. Tormented by past professional failings, she is under pressure to deliver a successful research experiment.
[ JOSE ] male. 30s-50s. Latino. Handy-man. Skeptical of these academic types, he keeps to himself. Spanish speaking.
[ FLUTE PLAYER ] male, any age. Latino. Seeking graceful dancer.
[ DANCER ] Must play the flute.
...
Thursday, July 08, 2010
Friday, October 09, 2009
Thursday, October 09, 2008
More Evidence That Boobs Are Scary:
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Wednesday, September 03, 2008
In A Valley With 'The Alley' Is A Druggy With The Dragon
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Wednesday, July 09, 2008
Actor Reads Casting Notices... Actor Gets Annoyed.
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Thursday, January 31, 2008
Friday, October 05, 2007
It's Cute How They're So Honest And Excited
Casting Lead Female for Indie Thriller
Reply to: XXXXX.org; Date: 2007-10-05, 10:19AM EDT
If being chained up, stripped half naked, and terrorized sounds like fun (OMG! You read my mind!), this is the part for you. But it also requires some acting chops because you're not simply the victim. We are seeking females in the range of 25-35. If you haven't guessed from the first sentence, nudity is required (Naturally!) as is travel (I was supposed to guess travel was involved based on the first sentence?). We will be working under the SAG Ultra-Low-Budget Agreement, so travel will be paid and the day-rate is $100 plus meals and lodging. For consideration, please, forward headshots and resumes via Craigslist. Links to online reels are especially appreciated.
· Location: Outside NYC
· it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
· Compensation: no pay
They do pay, they don't pay... I'm not sure. I'm willing to bet they're good for a few bucks. But to be bound, stripped and terrorized, I'd be happy to pay you, my friend!
Reply to: XXXXX.org; Date: 2007-10-05, 10:19AM EDT
If being chained up, stripped half naked, and terrorized sounds like fun (OMG! You read my mind!), this is the part for you. But it also requires some acting chops because you're not simply the victim. We are seeking females in the range of 25-35. If you haven't guessed from the first sentence, nudity is required (Naturally!) as is travel (I was supposed to guess travel was involved based on the first sentence?). We will be working under the SAG Ultra-Low-Budget Agreement, so travel will be paid and the day-rate is $100 plus meals and lodging. For consideration, please, forward headshots and resumes via Craigslist. Links to online reels are especially appreciated.
· Location: Outside NYC
· it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
· Compensation: no pay
They do pay, they don't pay... I'm not sure. I'm willing to bet they're good for a few bucks. But to be bound, stripped and terrorized, I'd be happy to pay you, my friend!
If You Go Topless In A Strip Club, At Least You'll Get Paid
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Thursday, December 07, 2006
Some Random Pay
‘PINK EYE’
Savage Roses Productions, an established production company, is casting Pink Eye, a feature-length horror film. James XXXXX, dir.; Joshua XXXXX, prod. Shooting in early March in NY and NJ.Seeking—Edgar: male, 25-35, tormented due to his disfigurement (Which is...?), drug testing brought him into a delusional and violent state, very well-read and well-spoken if creepy and very dark, all scenes will be in shadow or behind a mask (Think: "Darkman" meets "Man Without a Face" meets "Phatom of the Opera" meets your eighth grade English teacher...), LEAD; Sherri: female, 18-30, runaway suffering from drug withdrawal, brief, non-sexual topless nudity scene, actress must be completely comfortable topless, pays $200/day; Technician #1: male, 25-35, lab tech; Technician #2: male, 25-35, lab tech, a sleazy, perverted man; Raven: female, 18-30, long dark hair, insane patient who goes from a coma-like state to furious rage (Think: you great aunt Gert on Thanksgiving after having too much wine and passing out on the sofa then waking up to learn she missed dessert and all the pie is gone...); Daisy: female, 5-8, Caucasian, $50/day; Holly: female, 11-13, Caucasian, rebellious and jealous of her younger sister, $50/day; Gus: male, 40-60, Italian, loud, funny, very “Brooklyn”; Edgar’s Mother: female, 45-75, Caucasian, a creepy older woman; Bonnie: female, 18-30, Caucasian, extremely skinny girl suffering from delusional anorexia, must be comfortable in a bra and underwear, $50/day; Bonnie #2: female, 18-30, Caucasian, actress must be very overweight, is seen in the reflection of an anorexic girl, must be comfortable in a bra and underwear, $50/day; Shadow: male, 35-75, Native American, $50/day; Joyce: female, 20-30, promiscuous nurse (Aren't they all?), scene requires brief, non-sexual topless nudity, actress must be completely comfortable topless, $200/day; Jeremy: male, 25-40, more interested in his work than in his wife; Fortune Teller: male or female, 40-60, bizarre appearance but authentic (No fake warts, scars or extra eyeballs - all bizarre elements must be real); Officer #1: male, 25-50, looking for actor that has his own police uniform; Mr. Van Horn: male, 45-70, Caucasian, rich, heartless, corporate type; Tessa: female, 25-35, a nurse, authentic British female wanted (Authentically British or authentically female???); Various Extras. Note: Ethnicities are open except where noted.Auditions will be held in early January. Send pix & résumés to Savage Roses Productions, 295 XXXXX, Yonkers, NY 10701. You must write what role you are submitting for. Extras, write “WILL BE EXTRA” on pix. No drop-offs. Deferred pay (except where noted), plus videocopy, credit, and meals provided.
It's awesome that they are paying - especially for the women who appear comfortably topless in a non-sexual way. I applaud them. But you may not want to go publicizing to everyone else what their cast-mates will be earning... It can make for a sticky wicket, if you know what I'm saying.
Savage Roses Productions, an established production company, is casting Pink Eye, a feature-length horror film. James XXXXX, dir.; Joshua XXXXX, prod. Shooting in early March in NY and NJ.Seeking—Edgar: male, 25-35, tormented due to his disfigurement (Which is...?), drug testing brought him into a delusional and violent state, very well-read and well-spoken if creepy and very dark, all scenes will be in shadow or behind a mask (Think: "Darkman" meets "Man Without a Face" meets "Phatom of the Opera" meets your eighth grade English teacher...), LEAD; Sherri: female, 18-30, runaway suffering from drug withdrawal, brief, non-sexual topless nudity scene, actress must be completely comfortable topless, pays $200/day; Technician #1: male, 25-35, lab tech; Technician #2: male, 25-35, lab tech, a sleazy, perverted man; Raven: female, 18-30, long dark hair, insane patient who goes from a coma-like state to furious rage (Think: you great aunt Gert on Thanksgiving after having too much wine and passing out on the sofa then waking up to learn she missed dessert and all the pie is gone...); Daisy: female, 5-8, Caucasian, $50/day; Holly: female, 11-13, Caucasian, rebellious and jealous of her younger sister, $50/day; Gus: male, 40-60, Italian, loud, funny, very “Brooklyn”; Edgar’s Mother: female, 45-75, Caucasian, a creepy older woman; Bonnie: female, 18-30, Caucasian, extremely skinny girl suffering from delusional anorexia, must be comfortable in a bra and underwear, $50/day; Bonnie #2: female, 18-30, Caucasian, actress must be very overweight, is seen in the reflection of an anorexic girl, must be comfortable in a bra and underwear, $50/day; Shadow: male, 35-75, Native American, $50/day; Joyce: female, 20-30, promiscuous nurse (Aren't they all?), scene requires brief, non-sexual topless nudity, actress must be completely comfortable topless, $200/day; Jeremy: male, 25-40, more interested in his work than in his wife; Fortune Teller: male or female, 40-60, bizarre appearance but authentic (No fake warts, scars or extra eyeballs - all bizarre elements must be real); Officer #1: male, 25-50, looking for actor that has his own police uniform; Mr. Van Horn: male, 45-70, Caucasian, rich, heartless, corporate type; Tessa: female, 25-35, a nurse, authentic British female wanted (Authentically British or authentically female???); Various Extras. Note: Ethnicities are open except where noted.Auditions will be held in early January. Send pix & résumés to Savage Roses Productions, 295 XXXXX, Yonkers, NY 10701. You must write what role you are submitting for. Extras, write “WILL BE EXTRA” on pix. No drop-offs. Deferred pay (except where noted), plus videocopy, credit, and meals provided.
It's awesome that they are paying - especially for the women who appear comfortably topless in a non-sexual way. I applaud them. But you may not want to go publicizing to everyone else what their cast-mates will be earning... It can make for a sticky wicket, if you know what I'm saying.
Monday, August 14, 2006
A Movie Within A Movie... Within A Movie???
SEEKING WHITE FEMALE ACTRESS for straight-to- DVD movie (guaranteed distribution through MVD). Pay = $300 for 3-5 hours of work. The movie is a comedy about the making of an ultra indie horror movie (like the kind you would find at a horror convention booth). The role available is "Melissa" who is a scream queen. She takes pity on the amateur director and decides to do him a favor by appearing in a scene at a greatly reduced fee (Like, say, $300 for 3-5 hours of work?). There are three scenes that the Melissa character is in. In her first appearance she bumps into the director at a park and thanks him for giving her boyfriend's band a positive review in a magazine (the director is a mag writer as his day job). In that conversation she reveals that she is a scream queen and defines that term for him (he doesn't know what a scream queen is). In her second appearance, later in the movie, she bumps into the director again and (she sounds clumsy), after hearing about his troubles (his movie is a disaster - girls are quitting, his crew is a bunch of morons, etc) she decides to appear in his movie. (Yes, I know I always run right out and sign up for something as soon as I know it's a disaster. That's always when it's the most fun and rewarding.) The third appearance is on location - the shooting of a movie within the movie. The Melissa character is clothed for all scenes except that one (topless and in a thong/garter belt/thigh-high stockings). Please note that the nudity is less than 30 seconds on-screen. As soon as she delivers her lines in the movie-within-a- movie she walks off to change into normal clothes and finishes her scene completely clothed. This movie stars Gina Lynn. Guest appearance by Miramax director J.T. Petty (he directed Mimic 3 and Soft For Digging - remember those?), and a cameo by George "Corpsegrinder" Fisher (What a silly nickname - he sounds like fun! Scary, deadly fun!!!). DVD will be released in October. (I'll put it on my Netflix queue now...)
Please send pics/resume to JT now
Sincerely, JT
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Please send pics/resume to JT now
Sincerely, JT
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Monday, August 07, 2006
Make Your Mother Proud: Get Naked With Tisch Students (They're Super-Talented, You Know)
HOUSE OF SAND
No Outlet Group, LLC is casting House of Sand, a low-budget mini35 DV teen horror feature about four high school seniors whose summer vacation at the beach turns into a nightmare when they run into two drifters interested in more than having a good time. Paul and Daniel XXXXX, co-dirs. Weekly rehearsals ongoing through September in Brooklyn and NYC; shooting Sept. 17-Oct. 2 at a beach house on the bay. Seeking -Jenna: featured role, 18, tall, blonde or light-haired, very attractive, sassy, sarcastic, flirtatious, partial nudity required for group skinny-dipping scene. Note: Tisch talent attached for other roles. Send pix & resumes to Paul XXXXX, 132 XXXXX, Brooklyn, NY 11231; or email XXXXX.com. No pay, but videocopy, credit, meals, transportation, and lodging (all cast and crew will be housed at the beach house for the duration of the shoot) provided.
Over the years people have marveled at the difference between "low-budget", "super-low budget", "zero-budget", etc. And since this notice isn't particularly funny or noteworthy - except for the classic 'nudity required/no pay' stipulations - I will venture my guesses regarding these budget types here:
Low-Budget: "I've held down two terrible part time jobs for the past year and a half to earn enough cash to pay for a camera, gas, some props and a pizza for every day we shoot. I would kick a few bucks your way if I could - but on the last day of the shoot if there's anything left, I'll probably spend that on a case of beer."
Super/Ultra-Low-Budget: "I pocketed the money my dad gave me last week to get the car washed and I'm gonna use it to make my opus. I'm borrowing my friend Hank's handi-cam on the condition that I let him help me 'audition' the girls who will play the Vampire Maidens from Uranus. I can't afford props or costumes so it's gonna have to all be improv'ed and everyone will have to be naked except the homeless man from in front of the 7-11 who I bribed to be in the shoot with a can of Pepsi."
No-Budget: "I'm not sure what I'm doing."
Zero-Budget: "Can I borrow a couple bucks? I'll let you be in my movie."
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No Outlet Group, LLC is casting House of Sand, a low-budget mini35 DV teen horror feature about four high school seniors whose summer vacation at the beach turns into a nightmare when they run into two drifters interested in more than having a good time. Paul and Daniel XXXXX, co-dirs. Weekly rehearsals ongoing through September in Brooklyn and NYC; shooting Sept. 17-Oct. 2 at a beach house on the bay. Seeking -Jenna: featured role, 18, tall, blonde or light-haired, very attractive, sassy, sarcastic, flirtatious, partial nudity required for group skinny-dipping scene. Note: Tisch talent attached for other roles. Send pix & resumes to Paul XXXXX, 132 XXXXX, Brooklyn, NY 11231; or email XXXXX.com. No pay, but videocopy, credit, meals, transportation, and lodging (all cast and crew will be housed at the beach house for the duration of the shoot) provided.
Over the years people have marveled at the difference between "low-budget", "super-low budget", "zero-budget", etc. And since this notice isn't particularly funny or noteworthy - except for the classic 'nudity required/no pay' stipulations - I will venture my guesses regarding these budget types here:
Low-Budget: "I've held down two terrible part time jobs for the past year and a half to earn enough cash to pay for a camera, gas, some props and a pizza for every day we shoot. I would kick a few bucks your way if I could - but on the last day of the shoot if there's anything left, I'll probably spend that on a case of beer."
Super/Ultra-Low-Budget: "I pocketed the money my dad gave me last week to get the car washed and I'm gonna use it to make my opus. I'm borrowing my friend Hank's handi-cam on the condition that I let him help me 'audition' the girls who will play the Vampire Maidens from Uranus. I can't afford props or costumes so it's gonna have to all be improv'ed and everyone will have to be naked except the homeless man from in front of the 7-11 who I bribed to be in the shoot with a can of Pepsi."
No-Budget: "I'm not sure what I'm doing."
Zero-Budget: "Can I borrow a couple bucks? I'll let you be in my movie."
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Wednesday, May 10, 2006
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