Monday, January 22, 2007

Bikini Funny?

Girls Gone Wilde
ComedyNet, a new broadband comedy site, is seeking funny, beautiful women for a clever Oscar Wilde parody sketch, "Girls Gone Wilde". Looking for several pretty, funny women with great bodies. Must be comfortable being funny in a bikini (no nudity, bikini only). Auditions Jan 23 and shooting starts Jan 30.


Email
XXXXX.com

I can be funny in a parka, bathrobe, ball gown and chicken costume, but never a bikini. I'm sorry.

Friday, January 12, 2007

We Only Get Naked For Love (And "Some" Pay)

‘SHORT CUT TO HOLLYWOOD’

Bavaria, Schiwagofilm & Capturefilm are casting Short Cut to Hollywood. Astrid XXXXX, casting dir.; Jan XXXXX & Macus XXXXX, dirs. Starting production Feb. 1 in NYC.Seeking—Thorsten Gripp: 55-57, Caucasian, producer, originally from Germany, fluent German required, his successful days are history, looks bedraggled and depressed, more like an unemployed teacher (then he wouldn't be a teacher, would he?) than a film producer, smokes too much and it shows; Paula from ABC: 34-40, not necessarily African-American, a Condoleeza Rice-type, tough with a strong attitude, will do whatever it takes to get her job done well-no questions asked; Shannon: 20-25, fearless, hungry for life, likes to have the final say, very attractive and knows it, what may make other women look vain and unappealing seems for her playful and self-confident, smart and quick, eloquent and has more knowledge of human nature than most of the cool, slick, “women experts” out there, is only interested in men who pose a challenge to her, the affection for John is something in between true feelings and the lust for adventure (and what could be more thrilling than rocking the world with a future super star?), partial nudity in the part, it means that there are love scenes (It does? Then why not just say that? Because it could also mean shower scene/getting dressed scene/works-part-time-as-an-artists' model scene... etc.); Drug Dealer: 17-19, African-American, tooth gap (interesting requirement) and has a devious look in his eyes. Email pix & résumés to XXXXX.de. For more info, visit www.short-cut-to-hollywood.de. Some pay.