Monday, May 07, 2007

Rub-A-Dub-Dub

UNTITLED TRAILER
FGT Productions is casting a trailer for an untitled film about a “sensual” massage company in Manhattan. Allyson XXXXX, dir.; John XXXXX (Lost, X-Files), DP; Lauren XXXXX, prod. Shooting May 26-27 on various locations in NYC.Seeking—Anastacia: young, gorgeous blonde, flawless body; Julia: fun, furious, frantic, (fake) blonde, WASPish-looking but Jewish descent (And we'll be able to tell this by looking at her, how?), nice body; Josi: gorgeous, curvy Latina, height is not an issue, but must have beautiful bust line and derriere, must be very comfortable “using” her body; Lucinda: young “Julia Roberts,” slender, petite (Julia Roberts is 5' 9") and completely oblivious to her striking beauty, preferably brunette; Dana: brunette, blue eyes with an “edge,” nice body, a recent art school grad, tattoos and piercings okay; Mimi: fun, energetic, extremely bright college student, this actress must have 38DD bust. Email headshots ASAP to XXXXX.com. No pay, but videocopy, credit, and meals provided.

Interesting, how they're not looking for any clients yet... I wonder who these lucky gals will be "massaging"?
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Thursday, May 03, 2007

They Make The Rockin' World Go 'Round!

‘ROC WES FULL CIRCLE’
Roc Wes Production is casting an independent film titled Roc West Full Circle, an urban drama featuring The Persuaders, Lenny Green, hip-hop artist Juelz Santana’s mom “Miss Debbie,” (Oh good. His mommy will be there. Maybe she's the chaperone?) hip hop artist Rilla, and a host of others. Roc Wes, casting. Shooting in June in Bronx, NY.S eeking—Gigi: mid-20s, beautiful face and body, large bottom, brief nudity; Mac: early 30s, good looking entertainment VP; 15 Additional Roles: 21-45, all ethnic backgrounds. Auditions will be held May 12, 2-5 p.m. at The Producers Club, 44th St. near Ninth Ave., NYC. Bring pix & résumés. Sides will be provided. For more info, email XXXXX.com. No pay, but videocopy and meals will be provided.

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Excuse Me While I Slip Into Something More Comfortable To Yoyo In...

Project: Elle McPhersons Lingerie Line (commercial)
Rate: NON-UNIONSHOOT DAY RATE: $500 BUYOUT 21 MONTHS: $2000 PRINT BUYOUT 21 MONTHS INTERNET ONLY: $2000

[GIRLS] 18 to 24, any ethnicity, great body and pretty face who look absolutely fabulous in Bikini and Lingerie. Note TALENT MUST BE GREAT AND VERY PROFECIENT IN THE FOLLOWING:

Play any musical instrument (beside piano) very well (I've never played anything beside a piano before.)
Play YOYO very well (Sexy)
Wery proficient at sign language Can make balloon animal or perform magic tricks. (Sexier!)

This is not only about being good looking in lingerie, this is about doing scary and weird things while wearing lingerie! talent must have the one of the above skills. Do Not Send more then 1 or 2 emails you can send as many pics as you want but keep them contained to oneor 2 emails.Send Pics to: XXXXX.com

Are There Crazy Actors? I hadn't Noticed.

Project: Spike TV/E-Harmony
Rate: $400 (non-union)

Types:
a) Paris Hilton/L.A. Type. Caucasian Blonde. High fashion and very high matinence. Should act like the world is at her feet and she is always the center of attention. Very good Looking.
b) Intense Woman. Any Ethnicity. Should be very emotionally Intense and can switch from calm to crazy explosive. Average looking
c) Lower east side Punk girl. any ethnicity. Can be average build to overweight. Can look masuline, or kooky or have something off about her.

all talent should be between ages 25yrs-32yrs old.

DO NOT SUBMIT REAL CRAZY PEOPLE! I WANT ACTORS NOT PEOPLE WHO ARE REALLY LIKE THAT CHARACTER. THE ONLY THING THAT SHOULD BE REALLY LIKE THE CHARACTER IS THEIR LOOK.

All talent must be good actors. Auditions: Wednesday May 2nd Shoot date: May 8th Do not submit if your not available for the audtion or the shoot date. Do Not Send more then 1 or 2 emails you can send as many pics as you want but keep them contained to one or 2 emails.Send Pics to: XXXXX.com please include phone number

First off, I would like to applaud his forethought to distinguish between real crazy and acting crazy. Second, invest in spell check already. PLEASE. You got Caucasian right at the very beginning, so I had such high hopes... Keep trying.