Wednesday, June 23, 2010

*Eye Roll*

Dear Clients,

Casting for Lead girl in video to shoot Sat June 26TH for a few hours

Female talent must be 5,6 and over great body and be ok in bra and underware this is a very classy video (and a very run-on sentence) and very little dancing this could be a big step for the right girl

The video is for a well known signed artist pay is $300 - 15% to JT talent

if interested please send full body shots and Number to XXXXX. com

ASAP need it today

This ad is just [sic], [sic], [sic].
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Monday, June 21, 2010

Another Day, Another Totally Naked Simulated Rape Scene...

'THIGHS OF STEEL,' PA

Morgue Art Films is casting Thighs of Steel (working title), a short horror film about a woman's revenge. Jennifer XXXXX, co-writer-dir.; James XXXXX, co-writer-prod. Shoot begins late June-Aug. in Stage College, PA.

Seeking—Actress: early-to-mid 20s, nude scene occurs during an attempted rape (full nudity required). Producer's statement: "Film has huge festival potential, possible distribution, and guaranteed exposure." (Ba-dum-bum!)

Email pix & résumés to James XXXXX at XXXXX.com or Jennifer XXXXX at XXXXX.com. Some pay, plus copy, credit, meals, travel and lodging provided.


So James & Jennifer appear to either be a married couple, or brother and sister (or cousins) - judging by the last name. Which makes me wonder if, at any point, James looked at Jennifer and thought, "Yes, darling, I would be totally supportive of you if you wanted to do an all-nude rape scene for 'some' pay. Now go get me another beer, bitch."

And doesn't the tongue-in-cheek-ish title seem a little, erm, insensitive? I'd hate to imagine what any film called 'Buns of Steel' might be about...

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Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Everybody Must Get Toned.

AWESOME SAUCE
Monday, Jun. 14, 2010, 2:56 PM Pacific
Non-Union Short Film
NO PAY

Producer: Matt XXXXX
Director: Rebecca XXXXX (XXXXX.com)
Casting Director: Rebecca XXXXX
Interview Dates: Wednesday, June 30, 2010Shoot/Start Date: July 8-11
Location: New York

SUBMIT ELECTRONICALLY BY JUNE 29, 2010. AUDITIONS WILL BE HELD ON JUNE 30, 2010. NOTE: IF POSSIBLE, PLEASE SUBMIT ONLINE DEMO CLIPS ALONG WITH EACH SUBMISSION.

STORY: An overweight/skinny/body-self-conscious Paul is too nervous to take off his shirt in front of his newish girlfriend, Cookie. In order to get Paul's shirt off, Cookie and Paul's roommate Jorge devise a nifty plan that involves a funny stripping game.

SEEKING: [PAUL] 20-40, overweight or skinny. Must have good comedic timing. Loveable. Willing to do complete nudity is a plus, but if unwilling, we will still consider.

[JORGE] 20-40, relaxed and fun. Must have good comedic timing. Willing to do complete nudity is a plus.

[COOKIE] 20-40, sweet and smart. Funny. Beautiful in a fresh way. Comfortable with her body. Willing to do complete nudity is a plus.

[TRACY] 20-40, super hot and flaunts it. Willing to do complete nudity is a plus.

[JEANNIE] 20-40, super hot and smiley. Willing to do complete nudity is a plus.

Ok, so this clever idea might make your shy boyfriend less self-conscious... but now don't you feel a bit weird around your friends?

Not bad, I like an ad that requires everyone to get naked but there are no zombies involved. It's refreshing. But how about ponying up $20 a butt just as a token for your good-humored cast who will be completely and unabashedly au naturale for your short film? Otherwise, it's just indecent.
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Thursday, June 10, 2010

Even The Dumbest Of People Know That Escorts Get PAID. That's The POINT.

Sexy Female Actresses & Models: 21-29yrs (Midtown East)

Date: 2010-06-10, 1:34PM EDT
Reply to: XXXXX.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Looking for gorgeous Actresses and Models (All Racial backrounds) betw'n ages 21 & 29 to appear in commercials (like http://vimeo.com/5617279) and accompany sexy, handsome executives to various events/parties all over new york city. This is a non - paying gig. However, if selected to participate all expenses will be covered by the executives (What kind of broke-ass 'executives' are these that are so cheap they won't consider your time and *ahem* 'talent' a valuable expense?). Requirements: 1) Must have flawless skin and a great smile; 2) Must have a firm body with natural curves; 3) Must love the camera & have great communication skills. To be considered, send clear photos of you with No Make-up along with your measurements, contact information, bio/resume. Include head shots & body shots. Prior acting experience is NOT required (I totally just did a face-palm...). Please be prepared to be contacted for an initial screening. http://www.facebook.com/pages/MW-MWLives-MW4ever/123692007661742?v=wall

it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: no pay
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