Thursday, March 23, 2006

Audition Sometime This Month For a Film To Shoot Later This Year With Maybe A Couple Rehearsals

Mutante Pictures is casting the short film Play Me, a dark, surrealist, perfomance art-based short film about a pompous and shallow man’s evening that segues into nightmarish meetings with his own psyche’s hidden demons. Paul XXXXX & Shaun XXXXX, prods.-dirs. Rehearsals will take place sporadically over two to four weeks (Sounds like they have a very clear scedule.); shooting three to five days in spring and summer in NYC. Seeking—Male: 30-35, white, old ex Ivy-leaguer type, slippery and paunchy, Republican, snake-like charm, physical theatre experience a plus, sexy clothing, will be able to display emotional demolition (???), LEAD; Female: 28-35, Caucasian, blonde/brunette, long hair, attractive, curvaceous, new agey, generally mellow but can explode with exasperation, LEAD; Mime Artist/Physical Clown: male or female, the more bizarre the better; Seductress: vivacious, belly dancer; Other Roles: bring on the freaks. (Careful what you wish for!!!) Send pix & résumés to Paul XXXXX, 609 XXXXX St., 9th fl., NYC XXXXX. Casting will begin at the end of March. You will be called prior to this date (TBD) (Gosh, these guys are so regimented with their scheduling, I can hardly stand it...) and provided with an excerpt of each character’s script/direction to prepare. Possible deferred pay, plus travel and meals provided.

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Heavy On Character Description... Low On Plot (And Pay).

XXXXX Production is casting a comedic feature about commitment vs. alluring models (because we all know, the two can never, EVER co-exist). Armando XXXXX, dir. Shooting begins July 3-28 in Jersey City, NJ and NYC.Seeking—Orlando: 28 to mid-30s, Hispanic or Caucasian, unhappy video porn editor, sexually frustrated, contemplating cheating on his girlfriend, reserved, observant, insecure, average Joe, LEAD; Oscar: 28 to mid-30s, any ethnicity, modeling agent, shallow, self-centered, dates only models, funny, hip Metrosexual type, brief partial nudity; Chris: 30 to mid-30s, any ethnicity, bitter, divorced, poor photographer, chain-smoker, supporting; Michelle and Lena: 20s, sexy fashion-video models, confident, social, know how to dance seductively (There girls have mad skillz!), Michelle’s role requires brief topless nudity; Augustina and Sonia: 20s, sexy, sensual, bikini models type, cokehead, laidback, self-assured sexually, can dance, Brazilian or any ethnicity, partial nudity for both; Jessica: 20s, Caucasian, Hispanic, or mix, attractive, aggressive, blunt, doesn’t take crap from anyone, well-toned body, uses it to her advantage; Jessica’s Boyfriend: 20s, Guido type, drunk angry bodybuilder; Stripper: sexy, persuasive, hustler.Auditions will be held by appt. in April in NYC. Email pix & résumés to XXXXX, Attn: Armando. Possible pay, no housing provided. Producer plans to apply for SAG Ultra Low Budget Film Agreement.

"Creepy" Comes in Any Age Range, Any Race...


XXXXX Productions is casting Crazy Town, a feature-length film. Jules XXXXX, dir.-prod. Shooting in May and June in the suburbs of Philadelphia, PA.Seeking—Danet: 23-26, beautiful, on the verge of a mental breakdown, nudity typical of an R-rated film; Savannah: 18-21, sweet, innocent stripper, nudity typical of an R-rated film; Steve: 23-26, Caucasian, extremely good-looking, having a mental breakdown; Kevin: 23-26, Caucasian, understated/manipulative; Bill: creepy; Joe: 40ish, Caucasian, intense/funny; Lou: 70-90, cool; Two Boys: 5-7, young Brad Pitt/Ed Norton (Raise your hand if you know what Ed Norton and Brad Pitt looked like at age 7.); Background Actors: 18-26, good-looking, all ethnicities. Note: Actors should specify if they are willing to do background work. Also seeking staff—DP, Lighting, Sound, PAs.Send pix & résumés to XXXXX Productions, 257 XXXXX Ave., Wayne, PA 19087. Pay, plus food, travel, and lodging provided. Producer plans to apply for SAG Low-Budget Film Agreement.