Tuesday, February 02, 2010

Telling It Like It Is


Thanks to Failblog.org, we now have a visual reference as to where all these Nudity Required; No Pay projects end up: on the BOOBIES! shelf.
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Monday, February 01, 2010

I'm Glad My Boss Doesn't Care All That Much If I Occasionally Steal Post-Its.

Casting Female Actresses for Feature Film
Date: 2010-01-25, 1:49PM EST

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Island Interactive Media is casting for several female roles big and small. We do need tons of EXTRA females for a very important scene. Auditions will be on the 31st SUNDAY and filming would take place March Through April. Please email us a headshot and resume or most recent photo. Also what role you would be interested in and your availability.

Sarah Sinese – Female Supporting – (20-23yrs) 5’3-5’8 – Caucasian *** Must be okay with
strong sexual content*** Sarah couldn’t be happier to have James as her new FiancĂ©e. Everything she does is for him or in support of him. She is happy to be living with James and his family. She accidentally takes part in her own demise (That's... a weird way of putting it), which contributes to James’s thirst for revenge. She as well has great family values and is quite the vision of beauty.

Hanna Berkley – Female Supporting – (22-25yrs) 5’3-5’8 – Caucasian *** Must be okay with
strong sexual content as well as brief nudity*** A female companion that comes into the picture while Jamie is in witness protection. It is the first real connection he has had in so many years. Although there are complications with James getting to know her according to the rules of witness protection, one on-duty officer takes pity on James and decides to bend the rules a little.

Females 21-40 Any Ethnicity. Must be okay with
brief Nudity. *Reason for nudity- Scene takes place in a coke chopping and packing plant (I'm assuming you mean cocaine and not Coca Cola) and due to the untrusting Mafia, no females are allowed to wear clothes so that they can not steal anything. (What about the men? Are they allowed to wear clothes? That would make for an awkward work place - either way.)

Females- supporting – (45-55yrs) Caucasian. Mother of the lead character.

* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

* Compensation:
no pay
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