Friday, August 22, 2008

I'll Skip This One - I'm Waiting For 'Black Veil 7: Sanguines On Ice!'

‘TALES OF THE BLACK VEIL 6...‘

Nightforce International Productions is casting Tales of the Black Veil 6: Sanguines on Stage. Rod XXXXX, exec. prod.-dir.; John XXXXX, writer-dir.; XXXXX Warlocke (Cute! His last name is Warlocke! Awww...), head writer. Runs Nov. 20-23 at the Producers Club Grand Theater, 358 W. 44th St. (at Ninth Ave.), NYC.

Seeking—Alex: young man whose wife Annie has a strange scarf around her neck (That role is so me! I have strange scarves I could wear around my neck! I was MADE for this role!); Therapist: helps out Annie with her nervousness about marrying Alex; Nemesis: vampire with a strong sense of justice and a fatal way of meting it out; Carnal: sleazebag neighbor of Nemesis, may have abused his daughter; Darius Isaac Chamberlain: uber-snooty artist/gallery owner, will wear a leotard; Darius’ Assistant: Darius’ soon to be fired assistant, very nervous; Vamp: female vampire who is hit on by a lush; Dorian: vampire friend of Vamp; Blaine: vampire, suave, quick-thinking, very charming; Sylvia: Blaine’s vampire roommate, has a human boyfriend; Malky: Blaine’s other vampire roommate, think Pinky from Pinky and the Brain as a vampire; Cop: looking for a missing girl, finds a lot more (Like the Fountain of Youth? Spare change in the sofa? tell me!); Pizza Guy: serving food, becomes food; Victim: spends most of the show tied up; Sammael: vampire, sired by Praxys; Annicia: female vampire, student of Angelica; Angelica: female vampire, mentor of Annicia; Praxys: lord of the clan, has a long history with the Hawthorne family; Melana: vampire, pursued by vampire hunters; Simon Hawthorne: patriarch of the family of vampire hunters; Victor Hawthorne: eager scion of the family of vampire hunters; Jonas: human ally of vampires; Anna: Simon’s wife, made a sacrifice to maintain peace with the vampires; Various Other Roles.

Email pix & résumés to XXXXX.com and XXXXX.com. For more information, visit www.XXXXX.com. Possible pay, plus copy provided.

Ok, I count 10+ characters and the largest stage at the Producer's Club, um, isn't that large. Nor is the back stage area. I say, they must be legitimate vampires - hanging upside down in the wings from up high - if they are to fit everyone in that space.

Monday, August 11, 2008

If They're Naked - Then Where Is The "Fashion"?

Black male models needed for fashion nude shoot (nyc)
Reply to: XXXXX.org
Date: 2008-08-11, 8:47AM EDT

Photographer looking to shoot fashion nudes of the hottest new black male models in nyc.
Great way to add new pics to your port.
This should be your 1st photoshoot and you must have a slim, cut up body with abs for this shoot.
Requirements
ages 19-27 only
Lightskin black males
tall 5'10 and up
must be comfortable shooting nudes

send pics/face/body/age,ht,wt

NON PAYING GIG
PICS FROM SHOOT

* Location: nyc
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: no pay

Maybe they'll be modeling wallets? Hats? Belts? Socks...?