Friday, September 28, 2007

Well, That Solves The Costume Budget Issues...

‘BITCH MACBETH

Do What Now Media (prod.) is casting Bitch Macbeth, a neo-Shakespearian psychodrama. Michele XXXXX, prod.; Christian XXXXX, asst. dir.; Sara E. XXXXX, choreo.; Frank XXXXX, prod.-dir. Rehearsals begin early Oct.; runs Jan. 4-26 at the Brick Theater in NYC.Seeking—Macbeth: male, 30s, brooding, the air of a man whom life happens to, and who doesn’t know why or how, must dance/move very well, have strong physical presence; Small Asbury: male, 18-22, an angry young man, wiry, tough but not street smart, tortured, determined, didactic, must dance or move very well; Asbury: male, 30s-40s, a lion in winter, a great bear of a man now gone to seed and vice; Other Thorn: male, 20s, a beautiful, imposing Adonis, sensitive, quietly strong, doomed, full, sexual nudity required; Rbiter: male, 30s-40s, sly, effortlessly manipulative, cold, detached yet keenly aware of everything around him; Auctioneer: male, 30s-40s, theatrical, charismatic, irresistible force of nature; Femme Macbeth: female, 20s, beautiful in a cruel way, fiery, dangerous, ruthless, must dance or move very well, note: full nudity required; Prime Asbury: female, 18-22, ingénue, thinks she’s an old soul but just has her head in the clouds, heartbreaker, someone to protect, must dance or move very well, full nudity required; Aurora: female, 18-25, slave, confidante, consigliore, survivor, Note: full nudity required; Wire: female, 20s, dominatrix apprentice, maternal, eager, starry-eyed, a believer; Male and Female Dancers: 18-35, to play assorted soldiers, slaves, royalty, dominatrixes, go-go dancers, etc., will play various roles, some with dialogue or scenes, many silent, nudity required for some dancers’ roles (both men and women), but not all. Email pix & résumés to XXXXX.com. No pay.

It's fall already. I'm cold just thinking about these rehearsals. Brrr.
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I Don't Like Those Odds

NJ, ‘JEFFREY’

The Attic Ensemble (Jersey City, NJ) is casting Jeffrey. Paul XXXXX, writer; Billy XXXXX, dir. Rehearses weekday evenings, 7:30-10 p.m., and Sun. afternoons; runs Nov. 9-18 in Jersey City, NJ.Seeking—Actors: seven men and one woman, 20s-40s, must be comfortable with intimacy, sexually suggestive physicality, and partial nudity. Auditions will be held Sept. 24 & 25 at 7:30 p.m. at The Attic Ensemble, 83 XXXXX St. (two blocks from Grove St. PATH station), Jersey City, NJ. Callbacks will be held Sept. 26 at 7:30 p.m. One-to-two minute monologues are encouraged; sides will be provided. Bring pix & résumés, stapled together. For more info, directions, and detailed cast breakdown, visit www.atticensemble.org. No pay.
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And We're Back!

Hello my lovelies,

Gabby is sorry to have been gone for so long. Did you miss me? I've been busy working as an actress on various projects that not only pay me some seed, but also put me in threads. Can you dig it?


During my down-time I have also received frowny comments from some of my deliciously creative readers, who seem upset that I have taken an interest in their pursuit of uncompensated nudity. Can you imagine? Why, all I do is spread the word as they wrote it. Tsk tsk. Such a shame. I've decided from now on to highlight in red the verbiage of interest in each post so they can better see how it fits my theme. Groovy.

I hope to be writing to you all more often from now on.

CiaoXXXXX,
Gabby
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