Thursday, July 23, 2009

Thank You For Your Honesty

Not much remarkable about this little post - but I do enjoy this repeat offender's (see post below) admittance that most of his emails are for little more than "club promotions":

Hello to all my clients in friends

Saturday July 18th from 2pm to 6pm at new restaurant XXXXXth street btw 7th and 8th ave JT Talent and Casting will be holding auditions for his new feature film [REDACTED]

A big city lawyer's search for his young sister takes him to a small town where nothing is as it seems... [REDACTED]

This film has a Budget of million and a Half and is SAG and funded... Now if you were cast or promised a part please do not show up

Please bring 2 pictures and resume if you don't have that bring something
have a monologue prepared or a short story the Director will ask you some questions

Dress code is casual but neat this is a open call but sag clients will go first celebrities welcome all parts open

we need leads,supporting,extras all paid

If you are attending the audition and you may bring friends that's ok

THIS IS NOT A CLUB PROMOTION THIS IS A REAL AUDITION THE FIRST 1

Any questions Call JT 646-XXX-XXXX

Definitely No Winners Here.

RICHARD XXXXX (Analyze that [I will, shortly - don't you worry]) AND JERRY XXXXX (Sopranos) AND JT TALENT AND CASTING WILL BE WORKING ON A NEW sag PROJECT Called LOTTO Deferred Pay

casting will be thursday July 23 th at Ripley Greers 520 8th ave room 16 q 16th floor btw 36th and 37th street from 11 am to 2pm call JT if you have any questions

casting call for all types

NURSES MID 30'S
CALL GIRL TYPE 25 UP
MOB TYPE CARACTORS (ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THAT TYPO??? You're in show business - you see this word every day!!!) 40 -50
BUSINESS MEN 40 - 60
TOM RILEY'S WIFE MID 40'S
CASINO PATRONS AND DEALERS
DOCTOR MID 50'S
SHOE MAKER AND CLEANER GIRL 30'S
TOPLESS DANCERS
SOME SEXUAL SCENES ( FLASH )
PRODUCER RICHARD XXXXX
DIRECTOR JERRY XXXXX
CASTING JT TALENT and Casting
WRITER JERRY XXXXX

CALL RICHIE FOR INFORMATION tonight 347-XXX-XXXX

I like how the topless dancers have no age requirement.