Not much remarkable about this little post - but I do enjoy this repeat offender's (see post below) admittance that most of his emails are for little more than "club promotions":
Hello to all my clients in friends
Saturday July 18th from 2pm to 6pm at new restaurant XXXXXth street btw 7th and 8th ave JT Talent and Casting will be holding auditions for his new feature film [REDACTED]
A big city lawyer's search for his young sister takes him to a small town where nothing is as it seems... [REDACTED]
This film has a Budget of million and a Half and is SAG and funded... Now if you were cast or promised a part please do not show up
Please bring 2 pictures and resume if you don't have that bring something
have a monologue prepared or a short story the Director will ask you some questions
Dress code is casual but neat this is a open call but sag clients will go first celebrities welcome all parts open
we need leads,supporting,extras all paid
If you are attending the audition and you may bring friends that's ok
THIS IS NOT A CLUB PROMOTION THIS IS A REAL AUDITION THE FIRST 1
Any questions Call JT 646-XXX-XXXX
Ever wonder how glamorous it would be to ditch your cushy 9-to-5 and follow your dream of becoming a star? Well, wonder no more. Here's a real taste of what the world has to offer the struggling performer. So, go grab a free soda from the office kitchen, sit back in your rolly chair, and laugh at all us poor fools out there without 401Ks or health insurance - who actually (sometimes) consider auditioning for these crazy projects.
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Definitely No Winners Here.
RICHARD XXXXX (Analyze that [I will, shortly - don't you worry]) AND JERRY XXXXX (Sopranos) AND JT TALENT AND CASTING WILL BE WORKING ON A NEW sag PROJECT Called LOTTO Deferred Pay
casting will be thursday July 23 th at Ripley Greers 520 8th ave room 16 q 16th floor btw 36th and 37th street from 11 am to 2pm call JT if you have any questions
casting call for all types
NURSES MID 30'S
CALL GIRL TYPE 25 UP
MOB TYPE CARACTORS (ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THAT TYPO??? You're in show business - you see this word every day!!!) 40 -50
BUSINESS MEN 40 - 60
TOM RILEY'S WIFE MID 40'S
CASINO PATRONS AND DEALERS
DOCTOR MID 50'S
SHOE MAKER AND CLEANER GIRL 30'S
TOPLESS DANCERS
SOME SEXUAL SCENES ( FLASH )
PRODUCER RICHARD XXXXX
DIRECTOR JERRY XXXXX
CASTING JT TALENT and Casting
WRITER JERRY XXXXX
CALL RICHIE FOR INFORMATION tonight 347-XXX-XXXX
I like how the topless dancers have no age requirement.
casting will be thursday July 23 th at Ripley Greers 520 8th ave room 16 q 16th floor btw 36th and 37th street from 11 am to 2pm call JT if you have any questions
casting call for all types
NURSES MID 30'S
CALL GIRL TYPE 25 UP
MOB TYPE CARACTORS (ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THAT TYPO??? You're in show business - you see this word every day!!!) 40 -50
BUSINESS MEN 40 - 60
TOM RILEY'S WIFE MID 40'S
CASINO PATRONS AND DEALERS
DOCTOR MID 50'S
SHOE MAKER AND CLEANER GIRL 30'S
TOPLESS DANCERS
SOME SEXUAL SCENES ( FLASH )
PRODUCER RICHARD XXXXX
DIRECTOR JERRY XXXXX
CASTING JT TALENT and Casting
WRITER JERRY XXXXX
CALL RICHIE FOR INFORMATION tonight 347-XXX-XXXX
I like how the topless dancers have no age requirement.
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