Thursday, December 08, 2011

'War Stick' Provided; Own Limo A Plus.

It was brrrrchilly in the city this morning. But luckily, I turned on my computer to find this steaming little pile of wonderful to warm up to. If the formatting is whack, it's because they didn't use ANY spaces. Gabby started to go through and add spaces, but this thing is just so damn long. C'est la vie. Enjoy!

FANATIKAL
IS A NO-PAY,NON-UNION 91 MIN. HD FEATURE MOVIE SEEKING:

(IMPORTANT:NEED 6 BOYS AGED FROM 4(1 PART) TO 10-15,8 KIDS/AGES TYPES EXPLAINED BELOW.(ALL CHILDREN MUST BE ACCOMPANIED BY PARENT OR GUARDIAN!/NO EXCEPTIONS!)

I REPEAT THERE IS no pay,NO PAY (trust me, I believe you),BUT OPPORTUNITY.MOVIE TO BE ENTERED INTO TOP FILM FESTIVALS,INTERNET EXPOSURE AND COMIC CONVENTIONS.(MEALS,TRANSPORTATION AND COPY OF DVD FOR SPEAKING PARTS ONLY.(ACTORS CAST WILL ALSO BE IMMORTALIZED IN UPCOMING COMIC GRAPHIC NOVEL!),AND BE INVITED TO PREMIERE! (I sure hope you get invited to the premiere of the movie you acted in.)

LUNA:(LATINA FROM ECUADOR)BEAUTIFUL, ATTRRACTIVE, INTELLIGENT, SENSUAL,SARCASTIC,SPIRITED, 5'1"-5'7,115-120 LBS., A NANNY WHO IS MARRIED TO MILES REDDING.BELIEVES IN ANGELS AND UNIVERSAL LAWS OF ATTRACTION.

THORN:(WHITE) 5-10-6'2",160-190 LBS.,DARK -ROCKER HAIR,CHARISMATIC LEADER OF VAMPIRE GOTHS,THREATENING,GETS WHAT HE WANTS,EDITOR OF NIHILIST COMICS WHO WANTS MILES REDIING AT ALL COSTS.

COBY:(WHITE) BOY OF 10-15, BLOND/BROWN HAIR, SKINNY, RIDES BICYCLE, HOPES TO WRITE COMICS. IDOLIZES MILES'S "MYSTERIOUS WOODSMAN" GRAPHIC. BECOMES CYNICAL PUNK AFTER MILES LEAVES FAVORITE BOOK.

MOSHER:(WHITE) AN OBSESSED , AMBITIOUS WRITER FAN OF MILES, UNPREDICTABLE,ECCENTRIC,5'4"-5'10",DARK HAIR,160-200 LBS., MANIPULATIVE, INTELLIGENT, EXPLOSIVE, NEEDS MILES TO GIVE A BLURB ON HIS BOOK TO VALIDATE HIS WORTH.

WAYNE:(WHITE) MOSHER'S FRIEND, ANOTHER DREAMER/WRITER/FAN OF MILES. ALSO EXPLOSIVE,COMPETITIVE WITH MOSHER.

THE MYSTERIOUS WOODSMAN:(WHITE) 25-40, 6'4"-6'10", 200+, ATHLETIC, LEAN, MUSCULAR, HANDSOME, CHESTNUT HAIR, MOVEMENT OR MARTIAL ARTS, ACROBATICS, ABLE TO WIELD WAR-STICK WITH CONVICTION(WILL BE PROVIDED)

MRS.WYNN:(COBY'S MOM)WHITE,33-40,CONTROLLING OF COBY,WEARS THE PANTS,FEELS SHE DOESN'T KNOW HER SON'S CHANGES.

MR. WYNN:(COBY'S DAD) EASY-GOING, DISTANT, WOULD RATHER WIFE DISCIPLINE SON. DOESN'T GET INVOLVED,DETACHED.

BILLY (WHITE) 10-15 , LEADER,ORGANIZER.

CONNER:(WHITE) , RED HAIR, 10-15, COMEDIAN-TYPE.

TOMMY:(WHITE),10-15, WISEASS.

TYRONE:(BLACK),10-15,LEADER,GANG OR JOCK TYPE,BULLY.

JOSE:(LATINO),10-15,COCKY INTIMIDATING PUNK.

MILK: (PALE WHITE),10-15, WISEASS, SARCASTIC PUNK.

MEDIA WOMAN :(OPEN) 27-40, BLOND, BROWN HAIR, SLIM ,ATTRACTIVE, CONTROVERSIAL.

PARANOID MAN:(OPEN) TO PLAY 30-45 , PARANOID FEAR-MONGER, INFLUENTIAL.

ASIAN WOMAN:50-65, HOSTESS AT CHINESE RESTAURANT. TOUGH,FEISTY, SARCASTIC, FRIENDLY.

BOOK VENDOR:(BLACK) VETERAN BOOK VENDOR,NOSY,STREETSMART,40-55.

MRS BIRMAN:(WHITE) 5'-3-5'8",130-180 LBS. MOTHER OF ARRON, WHO LUNA NANNIES FOR, WEALTHY, PHONEY,CONDESCENDING, MEAN THROUGH HER SMILE, WEARS BOTH PANTS IN MARRIAGE.

MR. BIRMAN:(WHITE) 5"7"-6"1", SOPHISTICATED, ALOOF, SMOKES,DOESN'T GET TOO INVOLVED.

2 LIMO DRIVER(S)(OPEN) BIG, ACCENT HELFUL, LOOKS LIKE PRO WRESTLER. (OWN LIMO A CASTING PLUS)

CAB DRIVER(OPEN) USE OF OWN CAB A CASTING PLUS.

SEXY CARD READER:(LATINA),SEXY, NICE FIGURE TO DOUBLE AS DANSKIN MODEL FOR COMIC ARTISTS, FLIRTATIOUS, LIKES TO PLAY GAMES WITH CUSTOMERS, SECRETLY KNOWS THORN.

SECURITY GUARD:(LATINO) ,IN GOOD SHAPE,RESPECTFUL,BUT LOVES WORK GOSSIP.

3 COPS (OPEN) TYPICAL,COLD,ATTITUDE.(PROVIDE UNIFORM A PLUS)

DIRECTOR OF COMIC CONVENTION:(WHITE),50-60,GREYISH HAIR,MED. HEIGHT,OR TALL,FLAMBOYANT,MICK JAGGER TYPE,OBNOXIOUS.

MATT:COMIC ARTIST(WHITE).ABIILITY TO DRAW A PLUS.

OLGA:(OPEN)ATTRACTIVE,ECCENTRIC,INTERESTING ARTIST/WRITER.

HAN:(ASIAN) 24-35,COCKY,INSOLENT ARTIST,DOESN'T RESPECT MILES.

JOSH:(WHITE) 24-35,DRUG ADDICTED ARTIST.

PAGE:(WHITE) 24-35,DRUG ADDICTED WRITER

DESK CLERK:(WHITE) 37-50,5'6"-6'0",180,ALL AMERICAN TYPE,COMPETENT.

NOSY OLD MAN:(WHITE) CRANKY,BITTER,SUPER NOSY.

COMIC STORE OWNER:(WHITE) ,30-38,HIPSTER.

COMICS USHER:(OPEN),28-39,BIGSHOT.

3 (WHITE) GOTH(S),LONG-HAIRED VAMPIRE TYPES,ATHLETIC,WORSHIP THORN.

PETE:(WHITE/LATINO),33-47,COMIC WRITER,RIDES MOTORCYCLE(OWN BIKE A CASTING PLUS)

BILL:(WHITE) 38-55,DARK HAIR,MILES FRIEND FROM ART SCHOOL.

5 SEXY VAMPIRE/GOTH HOOKERS (WHITE/LATINA) ,DARK HAIR,OUTRAGEOUS,SENSUAL,TATTOOS A PLUS(SOME PARTIAL,TASTEFUL NUDITY IN SEX SCENE).

PARENT WITH 3-5 YEAR OLD BOY(WHITE) FOR 2 SCENES.(PARENT COULD PLAY ONE OF THE TWO PARENT COUPLES)

PARENT#3:(WHITE) PARENT OF BOY AGED 7-13.(PARENT WHO HAS SON THIS AGE CAN HAVE PART)

2 BOUNCERS:BRAWNY,PRO WRESTLER ,TATTOOED,ROCKER-TYPES.

3 FANBOYS IN MENS ROOM.(BLACK/WHITE) YOUNG,HIP GEEKY-COLLECTORS.

TECHNICIANS:

ALSO SEEKING: 1ST ASSISTANT DIRECTOR/CINEMATOGRAPHER.PERSON INTERESTED NEEDS TO PROVIDE REEL OF WORK AND KNOWS HOW TO LIGHT A SET PROFESSIONALLY.

SOUND PERSON/MIXER:(EXPERIENCE NECESSARY)OWN EQUIPMENT A CASTING PLUS.

ALSO:MAKEUP WOMAN, PEOPLE WITH ORIGINAL COSTUMES(UN-COPYRITTEN), INDEPENDENT COMICBOOK ARTISTS(NON-COPYRITTEN), UN-COPYRITTEN ORIGINAL,VERSATILE MUSIC COMPOSERS(PLEASE EMAIL MP 3'S FOR CONSIDERATION), COSTUME DESIGNER, SIGN MAKERS, COMPUTER GRAPHIC DESIGNERS, SET DESIGNERS, ACTORS WITH USE OF EITHER A HOUSE/HOUSES AND/OR APARTMENT IN NYC ,QUEENS,BROOKLYN IN EXCHANGE FOR ONE OF THE BELOW PARTS(ESPECIALLY PARENT PARTS,BUT NOT NECESSARY). WHICH MAY TAKE 1-3 DAYS(WEEKENDS).

ALSO NEED ONE DOG TRAINER/OWNER OF DOG, GERMAN SHEPARD, DOBERMAN, PITBULL, ROTWEILLER.

ALSO: NEEDS 30-50 EXTRAS.(WILL HAVE CLOSEUPS). ASSORTED,INTERESTING TYPES, FREAKS(QUICK SHOOT).

ALL SPEAKING PARTS ARE BY APPOINTMENT ONLY. WE WILL CONTACT YOU AFTER RECEIVING HEADSHOT OR REELS. ACTORS NEED FULL AVAILABILTY FOR NEXT 4 MONTHS. SHOOTING ON WEEKENDS(SATURDAYS), SOME WEEKDAYS.

AUDITIONS/INTERVIEWS AT XXXXX STUDIOS

FROM 12:00 P.M. TO 4:00 P.M. ON SATURDAY DECEMBER 17TH,2011.

LOCATED AT :XXXXX STREET,14TH FLR.,NY NY 10018

Oh yes, and one more thing: STOP YELLING AT ME!
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