I See Where You're Going With This...

'Saber'

Casting notice expires: September 26, 2013

SHORT FILMS

UNION AND NONUNION

Henko Films LTD

Justin XXXXX, dir.

PRODUCTION DESCRIPTION

Casting "Saber." A struggling actress driven by family crisis manipulates into the audition of a lifetime--n audition that forces her into a face off with a charming director that goes to violent extremes to find a survivor for his film. (Yeeaaaahhhh... see... already, I'm like, "I think I see where you're going with this, and the answer is NO.")

REHEARSAL AND PRODUCTION DATES & LOCATIONS

Production dates runs Aug. 27-Sept. 27 (including online auditions).

SEEKING TALENT

Claire: (Lead) a force of nature, a rare breed who goes through life, unbreakable, but ignoring the important personal things (like slightly shady casting notices?), right now she finds herself at a crossroads, and her strange experience with Mike and Jay may help her decide what she really wants. (Again... I have to say, "I doubt that.") 

AUDITIONS

Seeking submissions from: Toronto, ON; New York, NY

AUDITION & SUBMISSION INSTRUCTIONS

Submit a video audition of yourself performing the sides; selected candidates will be contacted with callback information.

SIDES(Editing a little here...)

SABERSIDES-CLAIRE

INT. STIENBERG PRIVATE THEATER INSTITUTE- STAGE

An old-fashioned stage complete with dusty floor boards and

red velvet curtains. Right at this moment, however, the

entire theater is shrouded in darkness.

A harsh 300 watt stage light SNAPS ON revealing: Claire,

standing behind a solitary table on it: her portfolio and

Mike’s white mystery box from earlier.

Shes wearing a bright silver sci-fi suit. She adjusts the

awkward-fitting HELMET and BOOTS.

...She takes a moment to compose herself, then she goes right

into it, giving her delivery all the conviction of Richard

Burton’s Hamlet.

(Ok... serious face... serious face, people. Now, I don't want to give it all away, so here is just a delicious soupçon with a photo I added just because sometimes a visual helps:)

...My men weren’t witness to

three hundred rounds of uranium

taring through an orphanage...

...tonight, I’m

shoving the regulations so far up

inside your cute little twat your

wife won’t be able to tell who she

tasting when she’s kissing you

goodnight.


Oh, god, that is perfection. I need a cigarette...