Ever wonder how glamorous it would be to ditch your cushy 9-to-5 and follow your dream of becoming a star? Well, wonder no more. Here's a real taste of what the world has to offer the struggling performer. So, go grab a free soda from the office kitchen, sit back in your rolly chair, and laugh at all us poor fools out there without 401Ks or health insurance - who actually (sometimes) consider auditioning for these crazy projects.
Saturday, August 24, 2002
Ninjas, Hitler, Demons And Mobsters... OH MY!
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Is nothing sacred?!
ACTRESSES FOR DIGITAL VIDEO
Casting digital video "Girls Eating Popsicles." Seeking seven women, ages 21-50. Sexual undertones, but no nudity. Video credit and copy provided. Bring pix. No pay.
You're not going to get women to seductively eat popsicles for your creepy project for free. And if you do - I want to know their names so I call call their mothers, so they can explain to their daughters that at worst this project is just plain gross, and at best it's a complete waste of time. You can't use it for your reel (can you?), and unless you think free popsicles is worth-while compensation, you're not going to get anything of value out of this except maybe a purple tongue and brain-freeze.
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Casting digital video "Girls Eating Popsicles." Seeking seven women, ages 21-50. Sexual undertones, but no nudity. Video credit and copy provided. Bring pix. No pay.
You're not going to get women to seductively eat popsicles for your creepy project for free. And if you do - I want to know their names so I call call their mothers, so they can explain to their daughters that at worst this project is just plain gross, and at best it's a complete waste of time. You can't use it for your reel (can you?), and unless you think free popsicles is worth-while compensation, you're not going to get anything of value out of this except maybe a purple tongue and brain-freeze.
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*Raises Hand In Air*
Subject: Female Comedy and Acts of StrengthHello All, The Shark Show, downtown's best variety show isseeking fabulous female comedic performers, and anyand all freaks. Any female comedians, sketch groups,solo performers, puppet performers, breast puppet performers, odd balls etc... please contact us...
Hey there... I have a question: What is a breast puppet??? Is this something new, or... what?
Breast puppets... Imagine that.
Hey there... I have a question: What is a breast puppet??? Is this something new, or... what?
Breast puppets... Imagine that.
Friday, August 23, 2002
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