Thursday, October 18, 2007

Dudes vs. Chicks: Inequality In The Nakedness Business

Tsk, tsk. It's 2007, kiddies, and men are still making more bread than their fairer counterparts - across the board! Here's a side-by-side (or a top-to-bottom, if you will) comparison:

Deep Freeze (prod.) is casting Street Lure, a DV feature film. Carl XXXXX, dir. Shooting weekends Jan.-March, 2008.Seeking—Justin: 19-22, Hispanic, LEAD; Anthony: 26-29, Italian, LEAD; Vito: late 40s-early 50s, drug boss; Johnny: mid-20s, Hispanic or Italian; Rob: 30s, loose cannon; Lou and Sal: bodyguards; Vinny and Tommy: 18-23; Sammy: 50s, collision shop owner; Jennifer: 17-20, princess who’s a secret party girl; Rose: mid-20s, Italian, note: partial nudity required; Kim: early 20s, Hispanic or Italian, note: partial nudity required. Auditions will be held by appt. only Oct. 20 & 27. Email pix & résumés to Indicate your first choice of roles. No pay, but copy, credit, meals, and travel provided. Producer plans to apply for SAG Ultra Low Budget Film Agreement. (No stereotypes to see here, folks! This is completely original!)

Now for the gents:

‘ANOTHER GAY SEQUEL’ (I love it already)
Eve XXXXX Casting (casting) is casting the indie feature film Another Gay Sequel: Gays Gone Wild!, a satirical gay teen sex comedy. Todd XXXXX, dir. (Edge of Seventeen, Gypsy 83, Another Gay Movie). Shooting late Nov. in Fort Lauderdale, FL.Seeking—All-American College Kid: male, 19-21, hot, sexy, inquisitive gay “everyboy,” perpetually horny but still hasn’t learned the ropes; Sexy Nerd: male, 19-21, attractive, gay bookworm, doesn’t realize how hot he is under those glasses and sweaters; Frat-boy Pledge: male, 18, gay, hot as hell, dumb as a box of rocks (Aren't they always?), enjoys being hazed; Evil Gay Frat-boy: male, 21-23, drop-dead gorgeous, ripped, evil frat-boy villain, maniacal, sadistic alpha-queen; Asian Frat-boy: male, 21-23, sexy, nosey, gay busybody, scheming and sinister. Note: All-American College Kid, Sexy Nerd, and Frat-boy Pledge involve male-on-male love scenes and partial backside nudity; all ethnicities (unless specified).Auditions will be held by appt. only in NYC. Send pix & résumés to XXXXX, NYC XXXXX; indicate preferred role on outside of envelope. Professional pay, plus travel and lodging provided. Producer plans to apply for SAG Modified Low Budget Film Agreement.

Life is so unfair :(

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