KILL DATE: 12/18.2009 (Maybe we should put it out of its misery now?)
JOB TITLE: Casting Call For Play
ORGANIZATION: The pinkhandbag Casting
UNION: Non-union
LISTING: We are now casting for the play the vampire with the pink handbag (First they sparkle. Now they carry kicky accessories? What's next?), we are looking for talented people. We are seeking actors who are available at least 2-3 times a week for rehearsal, during the months of January and February. There are straight roles in this play and there are also gay roles (I see: sparkles>handbags>salon school...). The gay roles do no have any physical scenes at all (Then is that even technically a 'role'?). The play can help to promote your acting career (Even If I'm not actually in it?). This is a no pay role but you will gain experience and exposure (But wait - if I'm not even "physically" in the show... then how...?). Lead characters will be featured in all advertisements, this role can open doors for you. Send clear photos and also credentials, anything that you think is relevant to XXXXX.com
I am so confused!
Ever wonder how glamorous it would be to ditch your cushy 9-to-5 and follow your dream of becoming a star? Well, wonder no more. Here's a real taste of what the world has to offer the struggling performer. So, go grab a free soda from the office kitchen, sit back in your rolly chair, and laugh at all us poor fools out there without 401Ks or health insurance - who actually (sometimes) consider auditioning for these crazy projects.
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