Seriously, Someone Call The Cops

need gorgeous actress for "how-to-hypnotize-a-hot-chick" video PG-13
Date: 2010-03-23, 5:39AM EDT
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Internet company needs one gorgeous actress or female entertainer for an instructional video for men on how to use hypnosis to seduce beautiful women. Actress will play the "hot chick" role but need not actually be under hypnosis during filming (i.e., she's safe ['safe'? 'SAFE'????!!!!*]). Talent will have to know how to ACT hypnotized.

Topic is controversial, so talent should not be shy about rocking the boat. Controversial????? CONTROVERSIAL?????!!!?!!? I think "illegal" is probably more accurate. Here's a hint for how to figure out if something is evil and wrong: Would you be ok if someone did this to your sister/mother/the love of your life? No? THEN YOU SHOULD NOT DO IT, YOURSELF.

*And when you imply that your techniques, when applied in real life, are NOT safe, that is an even bigger clue that what you are doing is wrong.

For consideration, please submit the following:

Statement of age (be 18+)
Resume/Portfolio, or links to same
At least one clear photo (no glam, angles, or low-contrast backgrounds)
Contact information and good time to call.

* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: $500.00 for one day of filming, minus the value of your eternal soul.
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