Thursday, September 09, 2010

This Gives Me An Idea...

Young female for modeling (Lower Westchester, NY)
Date: 2010-09-08, 7:36PM EDT
Reply to: XXXXX.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I am going to be simple and straight forward (Uh oh, this is going to be good) about this ad because it seems that many "modeling" gigs on here are nonsense and usually live up to the expectations of the person in need of a gig.

I need a young female (18-23) who is white (not being racial but it needs to fit the nature of our ad campaign and lives in lower Westchester county. I think there might be some "non-whites" in "lower Westchester county" as well, so perhaps you are being racial, er, something.

The nature of this gig is NEVER going to involve you being fully nude just in underwear and a bra. We will have written contracts etc.. that will not be breached. We will provide you panties to wear and then re-collect them because we have a network of highly affluent individuals who buy used panties due to a fetish they have. Your head will NEVER be shown in the photos only your lower body of you in the panties. Serious $$ potential.

Serious inquiries only. Photo please in email along with a little bit about yourself.

* Location: Lower Westchester, NY
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: no pay

This no-nonsense "modeling gig" did not live up to my expectations, either. Or, it did - just not in the way they vaguely promised.

And if you want to be straight-forward, just try something like: "Seeking young women to wear underwear that will then be sold to dirty old men. Pay per pair of panties." And are they paying or what?

Oh well, I'll just file this one under my brand-new category: Things Your Mother Warned You About.
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