Monday, April 11, 2011

Featuring: An Opportunity To Feature Your Best Feature

***Ladies - opportunity to be featured on new website*** (Midtown)
Date: 2011-04-05, 11:33AM EDT
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Ladies, here is an opportunity to promote yourself by getting featured on a new web site.

This is an opportunity to be featured on a website featuring the best asses around. (Please stop saying "feature.") We will be willing to attach booking info and or links to facebook, myspace, blogs/sites, and twitter.

If you have a nice ass this is your chance to show it off!!!! (Right? Because you can't show off your butt just any old time! You know, like, just by walking down the street wearing tight clothes. No siree. You need a bunch of creepy guys with a computer to manage your butt-showing-off career. That's just how it's done.)

If you are shy and are not looking to get your name out there but still are interested in being featured we will do anonymous pics. Just make sure to specify in the email that you want your information kept private. (If you're shy then why are you showing your butt online anyway? Showing one's butt online is a very un-shy thing to do.)

Photoshoots can be arranged, but a picture is necessary to get an appointment scheduled.

Respond to this post with pictures and contact info.

* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: no pay

No pay? Now who's an ass...

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