Alleycat Films is casting an independent film "Hot Ice." Shooting begins in July. Seeking: three beautiful seductive females, must look 25, stripper-type bodies, strong acting ability. Principal roles. Nudity required, T&A only. No pay, but videocopy, meals, and transportation provided. Video distribution is already guaranteed. Send pix & resumesto Alleycat Films, PO Box XXXXX, Brooklyn, NY 11233, c/o John XXXXX, dir. NON-SAG PERFORMERS.
Do they mean skanky, living-in-a-trailer-park-and-smoking-menthols-and-just-had-my-fourth-kid "stripper type" bodies, or the unrealistic, this-is-what-people-who-have-never-been-to-a-strip-club-think-that-strippers-actually-look-like, "stripper type" bodies?
Ever wonder how glamorous it would be to ditch your cushy 9-to-5 and follow your dream of becoming a star? Well, wonder no more. Here's a real taste of what the world has to offer the struggling performer. So, go grab a free soda from the office kitchen, sit back in your rolly chair, and laugh at all us poor fools out there without 401Ks or health insurance - who actually (sometimes) consider auditioning for these crazy projects.
Thursday, June 13, 2002
Wednesday, June 12, 2002
Let's Go Heckle The Naked Ladies!
Subject: Comics for Gramercy Comedy Club Prime Time Shows...Friday June 28th and July 12 We are Currently looking for Comedians to perform on the Friday Night Prime Time Shows at Gramercy Comedy Club. We have open spots for Friday June 28th and July12h. This is a great show, it starts at 8:30. We have National Headliners performing on the venue. Comics will get paid and receive a complimentary meal, and get 8-10 minutes of stage time. Comics will be required to bring 5 audience members, the more people that you bring the more stage time that you receive. All audience members receive a complimentary appetizer and there will be $5 drink specials. Also everyone will receive free admission to "TENS Strip Club" next door. It is a wild evening! If interested please contact Adam XXXXX ASAP at 212-XXX-XXXX or e-mail XXXXX.com
A stripper's dream come true: An audience full of out-of-work comedians.
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A stripper's dream come true: An audience full of out-of-work comedians.
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Tuesday, June 11, 2002
Sounds Dangerous
FATALLY ATTRACTIVE ACTRESS
Seeking fatally attractive actress, 18-24, to playbass in a rock band. No bass experience necessary, but musicality is a plus. Must be willing to have hair blonde or red. Opportunity to break into musicbusiness, show business, and have fun. Future pay. Send pix & resumes to Casting, c/o Garth XXXXX, 346 XXXXX, NYC 10003.
"Wanted: Neurosurgeon. No exp. nec. Must look sexy in white coat. Great opp. to break into medicine. Deferred pay."
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Seeking fatally attractive actress, 18-24, to playbass in a rock band. No bass experience necessary, but musicality is a plus. Must be willing to have hair blonde or red. Opportunity to break into musicbusiness, show business, and have fun. Future pay. Send pix & resumes to Casting, c/o Garth XXXXX, 346 XXXXX, NYC 10003.
"Wanted: Neurosurgeon. No exp. nec. Must look sexy in white coat. Great opp. to break into medicine. Deferred pay."
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Monday, June 10, 2002
I Think I Need A New Calendar
We need Fit Athletic in shape MALE actors, models,dancers of ethnic decent (Perhaps you mean 'descent'?). We looking masculine sexy guys great bodies between the ages of 18-35. We are two college students looking for models to build our portfolio (Our strictly all-male, mostly-naked, very professional portfolios...). Our goal is the publishing of a calendar for the year 2003. So we need to act soon. NO PAY but copies of all pictures and full credit will be awarded, along with the opportunity to work with us in future (Yay! More no pay!), the previledge to help us choose the picture that will go in the calendar. Website promotion for models, posters and postcards are all the things we are looking into. But right now there are no funds, we are doing this from our part-time income. Amateur Model, actors, dancers anyone with the need of exposure are invited to reply with a face and body picture along with age and availability XXXXX.com (please insert picture into text if you can, i really dont like downloading files due to viruses) or you can add a link to your website. Only attach files if no other way is possible. If Interested please reply ASAP. Thanks Edgar
Half naked men not getting paid??? It's about frickin' time.
Half naked men not getting paid??? It's about frickin' time.
Thursday, June 06, 2002
What's In It For Me Again?
Casting 4 female models (ALL ethnicity's encouraged to respond) for photo shoot in Hartford, CT. There is NO pay, NO transportation, NO promises.
You must be available to shoot on Friday, June 21st. This is a NO budget promotional project for an up coming hip-hop group. Models must be at least 18 years of age or have parental permission, be between sizes 0-8, and sign a model release. If you can and are willing to fit this criteria please forward a PIC and resume to XXXXX.com no later than June 14th. Anything after that date will automatically be deleted. If we are interested we will contact you by June 17th.
This is a great opportunity for exposure in the music industry and possible future work.
Peace & Love, CJR Entertainment
Oh, right: Peace and Love.
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You must be available to shoot on Friday, June 21st. This is a NO budget promotional project for an up coming hip-hop group. Models must be at least 18 years of age or have parental permission, be between sizes 0-8, and sign a model release. If you can and are willing to fit this criteria please forward a PIC and resume to XXXXX.com no later than June 14th. Anything after that date will automatically be deleted. If we are interested we will contact you by June 17th.
This is a great opportunity for exposure in the music industry and possible future work.
Peace & Love, CJR Entertainment
Oh, right: Peace and Love.
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