Tuesday, June 11, 2002

Sounds Dangerous


Seeking fatally attractive actress, 18-24, to playbass in a rock band. No bass experience necessary, but musicality is a plus. Must be willing to have hair blonde or red. Opportunity to break into musicbusiness, show business, and have fun. Future pay. Send pix & resumes to Casting, c/o Garth XXXXX, 346 XXXXX, NYC 10003.

"Wanted: Neurosurgeon. No exp. nec. Must look sexy in white coat. Great opp. to break into medicine. Deferred pay."

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