Ever wonder how glamorous it would be to ditch your cushy 9-to-5 and follow your dream of becoming a star? Well, wonder no more. Here's a real taste of what the world has to offer the struggling performer. So, go grab a free soda from the office kitchen, sit back in your rolly chair, and laugh at all us poor fools out there without 401Ks or health insurance - who actually (sometimes) consider auditioning for these crazy projects.
Wednesday, June 29, 2005
Tuesday, June 28, 2005
Why Do I Feel Like I Should Call The Cops?
Casting for reality show
This will be a fun job here is what we need
We need pictures immediately by no later the Wed 10 am June 29th
Kid's
8 yr old black boys
11 yr old black boys
12 yr old white boys
14 year old white boys
16 yr old white boys
16 yr old white girls
9yr old white girls
40 yr old white males
Nonunion only must email pictures immediately with Phone # attached to JT
PAY IS $100 DOLLARS
Sincerely, JT
A casting call for a bunch of adolescent and teenage kids and middle-aged men, only? That also happens to lack any and all information on what the show is actually about? Gross. I get the feeling the men auditioning are going to get ambushed by Chris Hansen when they walk into the audition room.
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This will be a fun job here is what we need
We need pictures immediately by no later the Wed 10 am June 29th
Kid's
8 yr old black boys
11 yr old black boys
12 yr old white boys
14 year old white boys
16 yr old white boys
16 yr old white girls
9yr old white girls
40 yr old white males
Nonunion only must email pictures immediately with Phone # attached to JT
PAY IS $100 DOLLARS
Sincerely, JT
A casting call for a bunch of adolescent and teenage kids and middle-aged men, only? That also happens to lack any and all information on what the show is actually about? Gross. I get the feeling the men auditioning are going to get ambushed by Chris Hansen when they walk into the audition room.
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Friday, June 17, 2005
Boobs Make Everything Scarier
INDIE HORROR
Casting twist-ending independent horror shorts and a Gothic-type feature. Seeking: females, 18 to 30-ish, attractive, exotic, and busty types to play lead heroines, victims, vampresses, gypsies, nurses, maids; males, 30-plus, character types for intense scientists, Catholic priests. Non-union. No experience necessary (models welcome). Transportation and DVD copy. Pay for leads. Send pix & resumes to Shriekcinema...
Why bother with the twist-endings when, based on the casting notice, I'd say these projects already sound completely unpredictable and unorthodox for the horror genre. Older professional men, young top-heavy working girls... I'm frightened already.
Casting twist-ending independent horror shorts and a Gothic-type feature. Seeking: females, 18 to 30-ish, attractive, exotic, and busty types to play lead heroines, victims, vampresses, gypsies, nurses, maids; males, 30-plus, character types for intense scientists, Catholic priests. Non-union. No experience necessary (models welcome). Transportation and DVD copy. Pay for leads. Send pix & resumes to Shriekcinema...
Why bother with the twist-endings when, based on the casting notice, I'd say these projects already sound completely unpredictable and unorthodox for the horror genre. Older professional men, young top-heavy working girls... I'm frightened already.
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