Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Thank You, Anonymous.

DAY 2
Feature Film
NON-UNION
NO PAY

Producer: Laura XXXXX
Director: Andrew XXXXX
Casting Director:Laura XXXXX
Interview: late January
Shoot/Start Date: February 15
Location: New York

SUBMIT ELECTRONICALLY TEL: 732-XXX-XXXX

THERE IS NUDITY IN THIS PROJECT.

[ LAURA ]
Lead - Female, 20s - plagued by voices in her head, one of very few survivors of the apocalypse. She is hunted by the giant robots and must find a way to stop the invasion. Nudity, one back-lit love scene.

[ DR. MASCHWITZ ]
Female, 40s-60s - Laura's psychiatrist, secretly trying to protect Laura from the robots.

[ NEIL ]
Male, 30s-40s - a crazy drunk, former Special Forces op. Knows way more about the invasion than he should.

Thanks to Anonymous for tipping us off to this masterpiece where our heroine - poor, haunted, schitzo Laura - will probably be forced to make back-lit naked "love" to Neil the crazy drunk. It is very fortunate, however, that her psychiatrist is also one of the "very few survivors of the apocalypse". I mean - what are the odds?

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Love this blog!

Gabby said...

Thank you. It's a labor of love... I'm glad the perils of acting can at least entertain.

xo
Gabby

Nancy said...

And BTW - he's not the least bit shy about bragging about his success as an exploiter:

http://twitter.com/abellware/statuses/8006155422

Gabby said...

Oh my.

Ladies! Stop sending strangers pictures of yourself naked!

Nancy said...

Just an update - here is a conversation this no-pay director had recently on his blog with another director (I don't know if the other director pays or not)

OTHER DIRECTOR

Like, one guy said you shouldn't bang your actresses until AFTER the shoot, and I have found that to be helpful advice. BEFORE or DURING seems to cause problems.



LOW-BUDGET DIRECTOR WHO OFFERS NO PAY FOR NUDE SCENES

Dude. An actress? Even afterwards there's PLENTY o' problems. ;-)">

Here's the link:

http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=784279851937190132&postID=5604597190915950902&isPopup=true