An Exercise In Futility.

Drama Teacher for 3 - 7 yr olds (Manhattan) (THREE YEAR OLDS???)

Date: 2010-08-13, 10:53AM EDT
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Must be available Wed. afternoons. Seeking Team Player. Room for growth with outstanding organization. Please note if you have an education background or have taught this age, or are a masochist. Please note if you have a movement background, like if you are capable of running away really fast, or can curl up in a ball and rock back and forth as you cry softly. Seeking candidate who will be staying in NYC till June 2010. (June 2010? This was posted August 2010...) Send pic, resume, three professional references and a cover letter why you'd like this opportunity. Please give all times you are available for an interview Tues. Wed. and Thursdays. Must be able to start September 22.

* Location: Manhattan
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: part time TBA

"Ok Johnny and Suzy, close your eyes and imagine you're in a dark, empty room... No there are no monsters in the room, it's empty... Yes, mommy and daddy can find you, don't worry... Well you should have used the bathroom before we began our relaxation and visualization exercises... No, you may not have your binky..."
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