Happy Halloween! I hope everyone has something fun planned. Giuseppe was just helping me hem my itty-bitty sexy Hulk Hogan dress.
What's that? Hulk Hogan doesn't wear dresses? Think again, dear friends. And remember - EVERYTHING can be sexy!
Anyway, while I have to hold still so I don't get pricked by anything sharp, I thought I'd drop my readers a little Halloween hello! Gabby is on the hunt for whatever crazy/obnoxious/unbelievable casting notices you can find. We will of course credit you here. Consider that I'm knocking on your door, sweetly chirping "Trick or treat!" You can drop whatever craziness you can find in my little pumpkin sack and we'll have a laugh.
In the meantime, don't forget to check out some old spooky-but-goodies in "Oh, The Horror!"
Toodles,
Gabsxxx
(You're welcome!)
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Monday, October 31, 2011
Monday, October 24, 2011
Seeking Free Thinkers Who Are Into Free Nudity
Asian F model needed for horror vid (nj/nyc)
Date: 2011-10-02, 4:40PM EDT
Reply to:XXXXX.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Need asian model for gothic/horror/R-rated music video. Shooting a gory, risque music video that needs a star. Dark subject matter. Some nudity may be involved. Location near Hoboken PATH. Not much pay available but looking for someone who can contribute for the experience (Contribute? Contribute what? Money or boobs? Or both???) (resume and promotion a sure fire thing). Please be a creative free thinker who loves horror movies. Please send head shot, credentials and contact info if interested. Thank you!!!!!!! Location: nj/nyc it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests Compensation: no pay (True, that would be "not much.")
Who isn't a free thinker, really? Seriously. I think we all know by now that requesting "open minds" or "free thinkers" is basically code for "Please don't question our questionable taste. Just take your clothes off." ...
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Date: 2011-10-02, 4:40PM EDT
Reply to:XXXXX.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Need asian model for gothic/horror/R-rated music video. Shooting a gory, risque music video that needs a star. Dark subject matter. Some nudity may be involved. Location near Hoboken PATH. Not much pay available but looking for someone who can contribute for the experience (Contribute? Contribute what? Money or boobs? Or both???) (resume and promotion a sure fire thing). Please be a creative free thinker who loves horror movies. Please send head shot, credentials and contact info if interested. Thank you!!!!!!! Location: nj/nyc it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests Compensation: no pay (True, that would be "not much.")
Who isn't a free thinker, really? Seriously. I think we all know by now that requesting "open minds" or "free thinkers" is basically code for "Please don't question our questionable taste. Just take your clothes off." ...
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Monday, October 17, 2011
An Endless Casting Notice
An Endless Earth / Actors (Chicago, Illinois, United States)
Date & Time: 11/03/2011 09:00 AM
Deadline: Nov 03 2011 12:00 AM
Company Name: Broadcasting Films
Type: Film
Director: Michael XXXXX.
An Endless Earth is a multi-layered narrative set in a post-apocalyptic Chicago three years into the future. (I guess the apocalypse happens fast, then.) An alien occupation and parasitic virus has depleted 90% of the world’s population. The story follows five (5) main characters, and ten (10) supporting characters through the struggles of day-to-day survival in this newfound wasteland, as well as the interactions on a personal and ambient level that occur between each story, with characters carrying over into additional “chapters” and affecting the final outcome of the individual survivor. (Sounds like someone just got a dictionary for their birthday.)
Physical Auditions (as opposed to non-physical auditions?):
November 2nd, 2011 - XXXXX, Chicago IL 60605 ROOM 515
November 3rd, 2011 - XXXXX, Chicago IL 60605 ROOM 513
TIME: 5PM-9PM
'Extras' Form: (Please Print & bring to audition)
http:///XXXXX
Auditions Form (Please print & bring to audition):
http:///XXXXX
An Endless Earth is an INDIE-STUDENT film being produced majorly by students at Columbia College in Chicago. Unless a special case is presented, actors will -not- be paid, and work will be done for portfolio or experience.
Gender:Male
Ethnicity:Caucasian
Age:25-30
Nudity?:No
Character Description:
Lost in innocent hallucinations of community, the Schizophrenic (mid-to-late 20s) envisions and fabricates family and friends to keep him company in the lonely wasteland. When he comes across a corpse though, he breaks down while conversing with it and admits his madness. Side - http:///XXXXX
Gender:Male
Ethnicity:Any Ethnicity
Age:Any
Nudity?:No
Character Description:
The Hunter (unknown) is a commander in the invading army. Although, during a reconnaissance mission, his craft is shot down and he is left behind enemy lines. He is robotic, machine-like, with little emotion and no reactivity; the Hunter has no dialogue. Side - http:///XXXXX
Gender:Male
Ethnicity:Caucasian
Age:25-30
Nudity?:No
Character Description:
The Soldier (mid-to-late 20s) is caring, kind, and compassionate in a world with no room for these very character traits. His traits resemble that of a sympathetic victim of situation. Side - http:///XXXXX
Gender:Female
Ethnicity:Caucasian
Age:18-24
Nudity?:Nudity
Character Description:
The Sociopath (early-to-mid 20s) is manipulative, unpredictable, and physically beautiful. Even in a world where makeup has disappeared, her natural beauty still puts her a step ahead of the game. She is sly, cunning, and considered a villainous survivor. (*Warning*: Due to the nature of the sociopath, nudity and/or implied nudity is written into the character. Although, this isn't without saying the crew will not reconsider a rewrite per actor) Side - http:///XXXXX
Gender:Male
Ethnicity:Any Ethnicity
Age:11-14
Nudity?:No
Character Description:
The Kid (9-13) is a conventional survivor; he is mature, put together, and conditioned to the harsh conditions of the wasteland. His character shows strong contrast between a child and adult, a difference that is culturally created. Side - http:///XXXXX
Gender:Male
Ethnicity:Any Ethnicity
Age:51-60
Nudity?:No
Character Description:
The Drifter (50s) is a man burdened with the loss of his family, as well as the removal of society. He never wastes an unneeded breath, saying only what has to be said. He, while paralyzed over his losses, has accepted the past and is trying to move on. The Drifter can be compared as the wasteland's version of a typical Western cowboy or sheriff. Side - http:///XXXXX
Gender:Female
Ethnicity:Caucasian
Age:18-24
Nudity?:No
Character Description:
A fragile and broken young woman, the Rape Victim (early 20s) (oh, great... another no-budget, futuristic student film with nudity AND a rape victim. Maybe instead this should be called 'An Endless Cliche'?) takes on the personality of the Drifter's daughter upon their meeting. She is vengeful for past actions done to her, although terrified to act on them or pursue revenge. Side 1 - http:///XXXXX
Gender:Male
Ethnicity:Any Ethnicity
Age:31-40
Nudity?:No
Character Description:
The Scientist (late-30s or early 40s) is methodical, a survivor by choice, living a life of medical solitude in order to study the parasitic sickness. His own life is not important, only that of finding a cure. His work is his obsession, what he lives and breathes for, and its outcome affects him on a deeper level than simply failure. Side - http:///XXXXX
Gender:Male
Ethnicity:Caucasian
Age:41-50
Nudity?:No
Character Description:
The ultimate villain of the story, the Sheriff (50s) is a survivor suffering from a severe case of psychosis, believed to have come on far before the invasion. He believes himself to be a lawman, donning a 19th century sheriff’s outfit. He is completely enveloped in his lunacy; his lies have become reality. Side 1 - http:///XXXXX
Gender:Male
Ethnicity:Caucasian
Age:51-60
Nudity?:No
Character Description:
Alluded to be a Catholic priest in another lifetime, the Priest (50s-60s) has lost all remnants of his sanity and turned to mythical and fictionalized demonic god who speaks into his mind directly. He, like 'The Nazi', is so far into the falsified delusions of grandeur that he believes himself to be a prophet and is willing to do whatever he thinks will please this artificial god. Side 1 - http:///XXXXX
Gender:Female
Ethnicity:Any Ethnicity
Age:25-30
Nudity?:No
Character Description:
The Soldier (mid-to-late 20s or early 30s) is an ex-marine, hardened by a life of war and left to raise her only child as a single mother. When she is separated from her child during the invasion, she lives for one purpose and only one purpose: to find him. She is determined, impulsive, and a conventional survivor. Side - http:///XXXXX
Gender:Male
Ethnicity:Any Ethnicity
Age:51-60
Nudity?:No
Character Description:
The Conspirator (50s-60s) is a war veteran plagued with visions of conspiracy involving the government's association with the invasion and the sickness, as well as an obsession with the 'Russian involvement'. He is believed to be a Vietnam Veteran, but such is never mentioned directly. Side - http:///XXXXX
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Date & Time: 11/03/2011 09:00 AM
Deadline: Nov 03 2011 12:00 AM
Company Name: Broadcasting Films
Type: Film
Director: Michael XXXXX.
An Endless Earth is a multi-layered narrative set in a post-apocalyptic Chicago three years into the future. (I guess the apocalypse happens fast, then.) An alien occupation and parasitic virus has depleted 90% of the world’s population. The story follows five (5) main characters, and ten (10) supporting characters through the struggles of day-to-day survival in this newfound wasteland, as well as the interactions on a personal and ambient level that occur between each story, with characters carrying over into additional “chapters” and affecting the final outcome of the individual survivor. (Sounds like someone just got a dictionary for their birthday.)
Physical Auditions (as opposed to non-physical auditions?):
November 2nd, 2011 - XXXXX, Chicago IL 60605 ROOM 515
November 3rd, 2011 - XXXXX, Chicago IL 60605 ROOM 513
TIME: 5PM-9PM
'Extras' Form: (Please Print & bring to audition)
http:///XXXXX
Auditions Form (Please print & bring to audition):
http:///XXXXX
An Endless Earth is an INDIE-STUDENT film being produced majorly by students at Columbia College in Chicago. Unless a special case is presented, actors will -not- be paid, and work will be done for portfolio or experience.
Gender:Male
Ethnicity:Caucasian
Age:25-30
Nudity?:No
Character Description:
Lost in innocent hallucinations of community, the Schizophrenic (mid-to-late 20s) envisions and fabricates family and friends to keep him company in the lonely wasteland. When he comes across a corpse though, he breaks down while conversing with it and admits his madness. Side - http:///XXXXX
Gender:Male
Ethnicity:Any Ethnicity
Age:Any
Nudity?:No
Character Description:
The Hunter (unknown) is a commander in the invading army. Although, during a reconnaissance mission, his craft is shot down and he is left behind enemy lines. He is robotic, machine-like, with little emotion and no reactivity; the Hunter has no dialogue. Side - http:///XXXXX
Gender:Male
Ethnicity:Caucasian
Age:25-30
Nudity?:No
Character Description:
The Soldier (mid-to-late 20s) is caring, kind, and compassionate in a world with no room for these very character traits. His traits resemble that of a sympathetic victim of situation. Side - http:///XXXXX
Gender:Female
Ethnicity:Caucasian
Age:18-24
Nudity?:Nudity
Character Description:
The Sociopath (early-to-mid 20s) is manipulative, unpredictable, and physically beautiful. Even in a world where makeup has disappeared, her natural beauty still puts her a step ahead of the game. She is sly, cunning, and considered a villainous survivor. (*Warning*: Due to the nature of the sociopath, nudity and/or implied nudity is written into the character. Although, this isn't without saying the crew will not reconsider a rewrite per actor) Side - http:///XXXXX
Gender:Male
Ethnicity:Any Ethnicity
Age:11-14
Nudity?:No
Character Description:
The Kid (9-13) is a conventional survivor; he is mature, put together, and conditioned to the harsh conditions of the wasteland. His character shows strong contrast between a child and adult, a difference that is culturally created. Side - http:///XXXXX
Gender:Male
Ethnicity:Any Ethnicity
Age:51-60
Nudity?:No
Character Description:
The Drifter (50s) is a man burdened with the loss of his family, as well as the removal of society. He never wastes an unneeded breath, saying only what has to be said. He, while paralyzed over his losses, has accepted the past and is trying to move on. The Drifter can be compared as the wasteland's version of a typical Western cowboy or sheriff. Side - http:///XXXXX
Gender:Female
Ethnicity:Caucasian
Age:18-24
Nudity?:No
Character Description:
A fragile and broken young woman, the Rape Victim (early 20s) (oh, great... another no-budget, futuristic student film with nudity AND a rape victim. Maybe instead this should be called 'An Endless Cliche'?) takes on the personality of the Drifter's daughter upon their meeting. She is vengeful for past actions done to her, although terrified to act on them or pursue revenge. Side 1 - http:///XXXXX
Gender:Male
Ethnicity:Any Ethnicity
Age:31-40
Nudity?:No
Character Description:
The Scientist (late-30s or early 40s) is methodical, a survivor by choice, living a life of medical solitude in order to study the parasitic sickness. His own life is not important, only that of finding a cure. His work is his obsession, what he lives and breathes for, and its outcome affects him on a deeper level than simply failure. Side - http:///XXXXX
Gender:Male
Ethnicity:Caucasian
Age:41-50
Nudity?:No
Character Description:
The ultimate villain of the story, the Sheriff (50s) is a survivor suffering from a severe case of psychosis, believed to have come on far before the invasion. He believes himself to be a lawman, donning a 19th century sheriff’s outfit. He is completely enveloped in his lunacy; his lies have become reality. Side 1 - http:///XXXXX
Gender:Male
Ethnicity:Caucasian
Age:51-60
Nudity?:No
Character Description:
Alluded to be a Catholic priest in another lifetime, the Priest (50s-60s) has lost all remnants of his sanity and turned to mythical and fictionalized demonic god who speaks into his mind directly. He, like 'The Nazi', is so far into the falsified delusions of grandeur that he believes himself to be a prophet and is willing to do whatever he thinks will please this artificial god. Side 1 - http:///XXXXX
Gender:Female
Ethnicity:Any Ethnicity
Age:25-30
Nudity?:No
Character Description:
The Soldier (mid-to-late 20s or early 30s) is an ex-marine, hardened by a life of war and left to raise her only child as a single mother. When she is separated from her child during the invasion, she lives for one purpose and only one purpose: to find him. She is determined, impulsive, and a conventional survivor. Side - http:///XXXXX
Gender:Male
Ethnicity:Any Ethnicity
Age:51-60
Nudity?:No
Character Description:
The Conspirator (50s-60s) is a war veteran plagued with visions of conspiracy involving the government's association with the invasion and the sickness, as well as an obsession with the 'Russian involvement'. He is believed to be a Vietnam Veteran, but such is never mentioned directly. Side - http:///XXXXX
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Monday, October 10, 2011
Innovative Or Creepy?
This isn't your average "Lost Dog" poster, or flyer advertising guitar lessons, people - this is a rare opportunity!
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Sunday, October 02, 2011
Let's Just Cut To The Chase...
BATTLE SEX (Yesss!)
Student Film
NYU Graduate Thesis Project
SAG Student Agreement available
Also seeking NON-UNION
NO PAY
copy, credit, and meals provided
Producer/Director: Isaac XXXXX
Casting Director: Isaac XXXXX
Interview Dates: September 1st - October 1st
Callback Dates: September 13th - October 1st
Shoot/Start Date: Late October / Early November
Location: New York
SUBMIT ELECTRONICALLY BY 9/25 TEL: 917-XXX-XXXX
There is nudity in this project.
NOTE: IF POSSIBLE, PLEASE SUBMIT ONLINE DEMO CLIPS ALONG WITH SUBMISSION.
Role:
[ LIEV ]
Late 20s to late 30s. A great soldier with a battle weary demeanor. He has lost too many people close to him and carries those scars both outside and within himself. Partial nudity required.
[ ZOE ]
20-30s. An ace pilot and lethal killing machine. She is responsible for turning the war in her people's favor. She's an adept killer who must rely on her sworn enemy to survive on the planet. Partial nudity required.
[ BROTHER JULIUS ]
40-50s, black, an elderly soldier and veteran of many wars. He's a military politician, calculating, and will do anything and sacrifice anyone to achieve his goals.
[ BROTHER CALLUS ]
60s, a battle cleric. His job is to whip the soldiers into a frenzy with fiery speeches before sending them to their deaths. He's the best at it.
[ TASHA ]
20-30s, black, Zoe's wing-woman in battle and best friend.
[ HOWLERS ]
(Extras, open to all ages, races, and genders) A cross between zombies and lepers, they are the survivors of nuclear blasts on what is left of Earth. They hunt in packs.
[ FIGHTER PILOTS ]
(Extras, open to all ages, races, and genders)
STORY LINE: In a post-apocalyptic future, man and woman are sworn enemies engaged in a space battle to destroy each other. When Liev and Zoe crash land on Earth they must rely on each other to survive, and in the process learn to love that which they hate, each other. (Love it!)
Nothing makes me feel more secure as an actor, than a student film set in the post-apocalyptic future (something that, say, might require a budget to pull off well), that requires nudity. For no pay. Except for maybe one with a violent sexual title.
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Student Film
NYU Graduate Thesis Project
SAG Student Agreement available
Also seeking NON-UNION
NO PAY
copy, credit, and meals provided
Producer/Director: Isaac XXXXX
Casting Director: Isaac XXXXX
Interview Dates: September 1st - October 1st
Callback Dates: September 13th - October 1st
Shoot/Start Date: Late October / Early November
Location: New York
SUBMIT ELECTRONICALLY BY 9/25 TEL: 917-XXX-XXXX
There is nudity in this project.
NOTE: IF POSSIBLE, PLEASE SUBMIT ONLINE DEMO CLIPS ALONG WITH SUBMISSION.
Role:
[ LIEV ]
Late 20s to late 30s. A great soldier with a battle weary demeanor. He has lost too many people close to him and carries those scars both outside and within himself. Partial nudity required.
[ ZOE ]
20-30s. An ace pilot and lethal killing machine. She is responsible for turning the war in her people's favor. She's an adept killer who must rely on her sworn enemy to survive on the planet. Partial nudity required.
[ BROTHER JULIUS ]
40-50s, black, an elderly soldier and veteran of many wars. He's a military politician, calculating, and will do anything and sacrifice anyone to achieve his goals.
[ BROTHER CALLUS ]
60s, a battle cleric. His job is to whip the soldiers into a frenzy with fiery speeches before sending them to their deaths. He's the best at it.
[ TASHA ]
20-30s, black, Zoe's wing-woman in battle and best friend.
[ HOWLERS ]
(Extras, open to all ages, races, and genders) A cross between zombies and lepers, they are the survivors of nuclear blasts on what is left of Earth. They hunt in packs.
[ FIGHTER PILOTS ]
(Extras, open to all ages, races, and genders)
STORY LINE: In a post-apocalyptic future, man and woman are sworn enemies engaged in a space battle to destroy each other. When Liev and Zoe crash land on Earth they must rely on each other to survive, and in the process learn to love that which they hate, each other. (Love it!)
Nothing makes me feel more secure as an actor, than a student film set in the post-apocalyptic future (something that, say, might require a budget to pull off well), that requires nudity. For no pay. Except for maybe one with a violent sexual title.
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