***Ladies - opportunity to be featured on new website*** (Midtown)
Date: 2011-04-05, 11:33AM EDT
Reply to: XXXXX.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Ladies, here is an opportunity to promote yourself by getting featured on a new web site.
This is an opportunity to be featured on a website featuring the best asses around. (Please stop saying "feature.") We will be willing to attach booking info and or links to facebook, myspace, blogs/sites, and twitter.
If you have a nice ass this is your chance to show it off!!!! (Right? Because you can't show off your butt just any old time! You know, like, just by walking down the street wearing tight clothes. No siree. You need a bunch of creepy guys with a computer to manage your butt-showing-off career. That's just how it's done.)
If you are shy and are not looking to get your name out there but still are interested in being featured we will do anonymous pics. Just make sure to specify in the email that you want your information kept private. (If you're shy then why are you showing your butt online anyway? Showing one's butt online is a very un-shy thing to do.)
Photoshoots can be arranged, but a picture is necessary to get an appointment scheduled.
Respond to this post with pictures and contact info.
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: no pay
No pay? Now who's an ass...
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Monday, April 11, 2011
Tuesday, April 05, 2011
"I Love Painting And You Love Acting So We Should Probably Just Make Out."
☞Audition: Independent film producer casting for two females (Williamsburg/Greenpoint, Brooklyn, NY)
Date: 2011-04-05, 11:38AM EDT
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Sunday Audition for a TFV independent film : Petra is a gorgeous Russian girl who just arrived in the City and responds to an ad for a roommate placed by Susan, a painter who is street smart and has been living in the City for years with a string of broken relationships that left her skeptical about finding true love. Petra is naive with a charming Eastern European accent who decided to come to America dreaming of becoming a famous actress. When she shows up at Susan's apartment, Susan is taken back by her beauty, femininity, freshness and charm. Petra moves in and sparks fly when their passion for the arts lead them to a forbidden relationship and Susan discovers real love for the first time.("Their passion for the arts lead them to a forbidden relationship"? That is, probably - literally - the gayest thing I have ever read.) Things get complicated when Sergei, Petra's boyfriend arrives from Russia and finds out about Petra's new interest. ("Complicated"... or just plain sexxxier?) We are running on camera reading and rehearsals tomorrow Sunday from 12 noon to 9 p.m. No experience is required, will train bright beginners or amateurs with a passion for acting. No union actors. Please reply with a couple of pictures, info about you and a contact number and tell us what role you prefer to play. Address your reply to the attention of Ashley, Production Assistant, TFV production. Please include the role you choose to audition for. You can apply for both. No need to be Russian to play Petra. Compensation: credits and tape only. Great opportunity to show off your acting skills and acting passion (and breasts, I am guessing). Auditions and on-camera reading:☞ Sunday, April 10 at 7 p.m.
* Location: Williamsburg/Greenpoint, Brooklyn, NY
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: no pay
Wow. They took a lot of time and effort to make this ad for what will probably just be hackneyed, soft-core lesbian porn sound so... so... so much like hackneyed, soft-core lesbian porn.
(Gabby's beginning to think she needs to add a GOGA category...)
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Date: 2011-04-05, 11:38AM EDT
Reply to:XXXXX.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Sunday Audition for a TFV independent film : Petra is a gorgeous Russian girl who just arrived in the City and responds to an ad for a roommate placed by Susan, a painter who is street smart and has been living in the City for years with a string of broken relationships that left her skeptical about finding true love. Petra is naive with a charming Eastern European accent who decided to come to America dreaming of becoming a famous actress. When she shows up at Susan's apartment, Susan is taken back by her beauty, femininity, freshness and charm. Petra moves in and sparks fly when their passion for the arts lead them to a forbidden relationship and Susan discovers real love for the first time.("Their passion for the arts lead them to a forbidden relationship"? That is, probably - literally - the gayest thing I have ever read.) Things get complicated when Sergei, Petra's boyfriend arrives from Russia and finds out about Petra's new interest. ("Complicated"... or just plain sexxxier?) We are running on camera reading and rehearsals tomorrow Sunday from 12 noon to 9 p.m. No experience is required, will train bright beginners or amateurs with a passion for acting. No union actors. Please reply with a couple of pictures, info about you and a contact number and tell us what role you prefer to play. Address your reply to the attention of Ashley, Production Assistant, TFV production. Please include the role you choose to audition for. You can apply for both. No need to be Russian to play Petra. Compensation: credits and tape only. Great opportunity to show off your acting skills and acting passion (and breasts, I am guessing). Auditions and on-camera reading:☞ Sunday, April 10 at 7 p.m.
* Location: Williamsburg/Greenpoint, Brooklyn, NY
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: no pay
Wow. They took a lot of time and effort to make this ad for what will probably just be hackneyed, soft-core lesbian porn sound so... so... so much like hackneyed, soft-core lesbian porn.
(Gabby's beginning to think she needs to add a GOGA category...)
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Tuesday, February 08, 2011
Nudity Required; No pay: Trawl V. Troll
Seeking cast for feature ASAP (Andersonville)
Date: 2011-02-08, 4:59PM CST
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PLEASE READ ALL BEFORE REPLYING!
I’m a filmmaker currently casting for a feature film that will hopefully begin shooting in March. This film is ultra low budget but solid. The film is a Horror/Thriller with a dark comedic edge. It also has a gay theme. This should definitely be a fun and successful project with the RIGHT cast.
Plot: The film is about wicked attraction. Two young men, through a set of bizarre circumstances, become serial killers.
Lead roles sought:
Marco:
The original idea for this character was that of a good looking, dark haired, Italian, 25-35yo, who’s in the United States under shady circumstances and is pretty desperate to get back to Europe before he ends up in jail. This character is in very good physical shape (some nudity involved- nothing pornographic). A European from another country (or possibly a South American), other than Italy, may work as well. This character must have a foreign accent but speak good English. This character is a somewhat smooth hustler type who is naturally criminally minded. He has no strong morals to hold him back.
Beth:
This character is very attractive but very overbearing (think younger Karen Walker or such) 25-35yo. She attracts a lot of men with her beauty, but just as quickly repels them with her over-the-top personality (she’s basically a fag-hag who doesn’t know that she’s one).This character is secretly (or not so secretly) in love with the lead male character who continuously repels her advances to no avail. There is also some nudity for this role- nothing pornographic.
Supporting roles sought:
Mr. Hitch:
Annoying, somewhat creepy, middle aged landlord (think Buck Henry) who regularly harasses about late rent payments etc.
Detective Eniss:
Poker faced police detective, around 40, investigating a string of burglaries in the area.
Allen:
This character is the main character’s grouchy, greedy boss. 30-40 yo. He works in debt collections and his bottom line is making money.
The Massage Clients:
I need 5 middle aged men to play massage clients who are murdered. These clients are essentially married men secretly cheating on their wives and trolling (It's "trawling," people. Trolls live under bridges. Just a pet peeve of mine... [Though I see from Wikipedia that "trolling" is also a style of fishing. Hm. But "trawling" connotes casting a wide net to scrape the bottom of the water - which is just altogether seedier than "trolling." I guess both could work, but I think the former is more accurate and what most people mean when using the phrase. And thus concludes our English and fishing lesson for the day.]) for sex. Some of the clients have dialog, others not. You will have to have a great sense of humor and be able to laugh at yourself to play one of these roles. Some nudity involved- nothing pornographic.
***There is no pay for these roles but all actors will be fed. This should be a fun project to work on. I am only looking to work with actors who can COMMIT to the project. Also, you must be available for any scheduled shoot that you are in. So, leads must have flexibility of schedule. The shoot will likely be 8 days; a Thurs-Sun shoot week 1 and a Thurs-Sun shoot the following week. I am hoping for film festivals and distribution on this film. Hoping to start shooting in March, so need committed cast ASAP****
IF INTERESTED PLEASE SEND HEADSHOT AND RESUME. INCLUDE WHICH CHARACTER YOU’RE INTERESTED IN IN THE SUBJECT OF EMAIL. SERIOUS ONLY. THANK YOU!!!
* Location: Andersonville
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: no pay
Gabby learned something today (but she still thinks she's right - go figure).
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Date: 2011-02-08, 4:59PM CST
Reply to: XXXXX.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
PLEASE READ ALL BEFORE REPLYING!
I’m a filmmaker currently casting for a feature film that will hopefully begin shooting in March. This film is ultra low budget but solid. The film is a Horror/Thriller with a dark comedic edge. It also has a gay theme. This should definitely be a fun and successful project with the RIGHT cast.
Plot: The film is about wicked attraction. Two young men, through a set of bizarre circumstances, become serial killers.
Lead roles sought:
Marco:
The original idea for this character was that of a good looking, dark haired, Italian, 25-35yo, who’s in the United States under shady circumstances and is pretty desperate to get back to Europe before he ends up in jail. This character is in very good physical shape (some nudity involved- nothing pornographic). A European from another country (or possibly a South American), other than Italy, may work as well. This character must have a foreign accent but speak good English. This character is a somewhat smooth hustler type who is naturally criminally minded. He has no strong morals to hold him back.
Beth:
This character is very attractive but very overbearing (think younger Karen Walker or such) 25-35yo. She attracts a lot of men with her beauty, but just as quickly repels them with her over-the-top personality (she’s basically a fag-hag who doesn’t know that she’s one).This character is secretly (or not so secretly) in love with the lead male character who continuously repels her advances to no avail. There is also some nudity for this role- nothing pornographic.
Supporting roles sought:
Mr. Hitch:
Annoying, somewhat creepy, middle aged landlord (think Buck Henry) who regularly harasses about late rent payments etc.
Detective Eniss:
Poker faced police detective, around 40, investigating a string of burglaries in the area.
Allen:
This character is the main character’s grouchy, greedy boss. 30-40 yo. He works in debt collections and his bottom line is making money.
The Massage Clients:
I need 5 middle aged men to play massage clients who are murdered. These clients are essentially married men secretly cheating on their wives and trolling (It's "trawling," people. Trolls live under bridges. Just a pet peeve of mine... [Though I see from Wikipedia that "trolling" is also a style of fishing. Hm. But "trawling" connotes casting a wide net to scrape the bottom of the water - which is just altogether seedier than "trolling." I guess both could work, but I think the former is more accurate and what most people mean when using the phrase. And thus concludes our English and fishing lesson for the day.]) for sex. Some of the clients have dialog, others not. You will have to have a great sense of humor and be able to laugh at yourself to play one of these roles. Some nudity involved- nothing pornographic.
***There is no pay for these roles but all actors will be fed. This should be a fun project to work on. I am only looking to work with actors who can COMMIT to the project. Also, you must be available for any scheduled shoot that you are in. So, leads must have flexibility of schedule. The shoot will likely be 8 days; a Thurs-Sun shoot week 1 and a Thurs-Sun shoot the following week. I am hoping for film festivals and distribution on this film. Hoping to start shooting in March, so need committed cast ASAP****
IF INTERESTED PLEASE SEND HEADSHOT AND RESUME. INCLUDE WHICH CHARACTER YOU’RE INTERESTED IN IN THE SUBJECT OF EMAIL. SERIOUS ONLY. THANK YOU!!!
* Location: Andersonville
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: no pay
Gabby learned something today (but she still thinks she's right - go figure).
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