Thursday, March 28, 2002

Mr. Sensitive & Mr. Thoughtful Present:

ACTRESS FOR FEATURE
Stilthouse Productions is casting for a non-union,zero-budget feature. Seeking: a white actress, attractive,18-24, athletic-type, to play a writer who gets raped and comes back for revenge. Full-body nudity required. Must be willing to perform simulated rape scene and own stunts. No pay, but opportunity for exposure (ha ha), and meals and clip will be provided...

I have to
be totally naked, do my own stunts, and let some other "actor" pretend to rape me - FOR FREE? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?! Guys, just wait 'til your mothers hear about this...

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